Chapter 107: You're Old, Awesome!
The main problem is solved, but then there is another problem that the fat man needs to consider, he pointed up and down to the body of the rabbit fairy and asked:
"Then you mean that you will follow me in the future, but how can I explain your identity to my parents?"
The rabbit fairy replied disapprerovingly: "You just say that I am your distant cousin!"
The fat man rolled his eyes and looked at the rabbit fairy as if he was looking at an idiot: "Uncle, are you stupid? That's my parents, do they know if I have any distant cousins?"
The rabbit fairy smiled good-naturedly and replied, "What about being so unfunny? I'm kidding you!
After speaking, he stomped his feet on the spot, and immediately shrank in size, and instantly became a snow-white rabbit, and jumped up and down in the house and said:
"You just say I'm your rabbit, but you have to make it clear that your mother doesn't kill me for meat."
When the fat man saw the rabbit on the ground, he was immediately happy, and quickly ran to pick up the rabbit and stroked it back and forth on its head: "No, no...... You're so cute, how could I kill you for meat!"
When I saw that the man and the rabbit were getting along very well, I yawned and stood up and said to them:
"No, I have to go back to sleep for a while, your dad has to come back to pick me up and do the work of Tumiao! You two can go to the store for some food! Call me if you have something."
The rabbit leaned comfortably in the fat man's arms, scratched the fur under his neck and said to me, "I have to take him to practice during this time, so I can't go to the store."
I reacted to it as a reminder, nodded in acquiescence, and then dragged my tired body back to my house, and lay down on the bed and fell asleep.
Recently, it may be that I have fused better with the body of the living master, and my work and taste have become more and more like him, which is naturally a good thing, indicating that my judge's power is also recovering little by little, and I really hope to restore my full heyday as soon as possible, then I will be invincible and invincible, like a crab walking sideways.
Around four o'clock in the afternoon, Lu Yaoting, the fat man's father, called me and said that he would pick me up in half an hour, and I quickly got up and washed.
"I checked this morning, in the past month or so, there have been 37 cases of missing bodies reported in Linhai City, and other places have not been fully counted, give, these are the basic information of the lost bodies, you see, see if there are any clues available"
Lu Yaoting and I were sitting on the sofa, and he handed me a stack of materials, and I looked at them one by one.
The information shows that the cause of death of these people is almost all accidental deaths, and all of them are under the age of 40, 14 female corpses, 23 male corpses, and the rest are all personal information, and I didn't look at them one by one, at about 5 o'clock in the evening, Lu Yaoting drove me to the "Wulibao" village in the South Fourth Ring Road, which is the urban village where the driver of the corpse van I followed last night lived.
According to my preliminary analysis with Lu Yaoting, the 37 bodies lost were definitely related to the sale of corpses by Tumiao, so controlling the basic movements of the van driver was the first breakthrough in this case.
On the road we encountered the rush hour, the car around the city center is relatively slow, no different from a snail climbing, I sat in the co-pilot and nibbled on the chicken leg I just bought on the side of the road, and the food was called a fragrant!
Lu Yaoting just stepped on the brakes and looked at the long queue of cars blocked in front of him, sighed and asked me
"Changfei just called me and said that he was going out recently, is there something you need to do in the store?
I remembered that the rabbit fairy said that he wanted to practice witchcraft with the fat man, so naturally it would not be in his house or in the city, and he would definitely find a deep mountain and old forest where no one passed by like me! In order not to worry Lu Yaoting, I could only help him sloppy first, and replied: "Well, it's not too big, just let him go to Da'an City to help me find someone, it won't take long, and he will come back when he finds him."
Lu Yaoting nodded: "That's okay, I don't have to worry if he follows you, if you need anything, contact me, you can't help a big favor, it's okay to do a small favor."
I let out a "hmm", lowered my head and continued to deal with the chicken leg in my hand, almost an hour later, we finally arrived at Wulipu Village, but after the car stopped at the entrance of the village, Lu Yaoting and I were instantly petrified.
It was already early in the morning when I came here last night, and I couldn't show the "prosperity" of an urban village at all, but I only experienced what a real urban village is when I arrived here today.
Local villagers and out-of-town residents form a long night market, filled with both sides of the main road, oil smoke is everywhere, garbage is full of garbage, sewage cross-flow, electric poles, the fence is plastered with illegal advertisements about venereal diseases, psoriasis, syphilis, gonorrhea, etc., the buildings on both sides are densely packed, there are both crony buildings and "kissing" buildings, the old and the new are different, there are several vegetable fields hidden in the middle, there are a lot of ropes pulled on the vegetable field, and they are full of colorful clothes, spring, summer, autumn, winter, trousers, The dress has everything, and it looks particularly incongruous.
In addition to these, there are many beauty parlors, massage parlors, leisure houses, and coffee houses, and the fanfare soliciting ladies stand at the door in scantily clad clothes, and the whole street is filled with the sound of pots and pans banging, shouting, selling, and flirting laughter, which mix together to make me frown.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way, give way to ......! There's a car passing by...... Let's go, it......!
While pointing out the road to Lu Yaoting's van driver's house, I put my head and hands out of the window to beckon pedestrians and vendors on the side of the road to avoid the vehicles.
"Nima, aren't you just looking for a block?"
A young man who had just passed by me whispered, and Lu Yaoting and I glanced at each other with a wry smile and continued to walk inside.
In fact, I also know that this road is not easy to walk, but there is no way! Lu Yaoting didn't want to startle the snake so quickly, so we drove his family's private car, not a police car, and Lu Yaoting said that if he went to the van driver's house and saw that his car was still downstairs, he would use this car to block his car, and when the van driver needed to move the car, he would naturally contact Lu Yaoting, so that he would also have the opportunity to get close to the van driver and facilitate more information.
I don't have any opinion on this, after all, Lu Yaoting is a policeman, and everything he does must have his reasons, so we can only adopt this way, shuttling through the chaotic and crowded small streets, which has attracted a lot of people's dissatisfaction and curses.
When we arrived downstairs at the van driver's house, sure enough, his car was still parked in place, Lu Yaoting parked the car behind the van, and then the two of us got out of the car and sat down in a small restaurant next to it, and ordered two bowls of noodles casually, and sent them to our mouths one by one, looking out from time to time.
After sitting in the restaurant for almost an hour, it was already dark, but the van driver still did not go downstairs, Lu Yaoting and I were all focused on the van driver, and did not notice the eyes of the restaurant owner looking at the two of us, and after about half an hour, the boss finally walked over to us with no patience, looked at us with half a bowl of noodles left, and asked with a smile: "Two little brothers, is our food not appetizing?"
At this time, the two of us reacted, eating a bowl of noodles for almost two hours and not finishing, which boss felt that it was not a taste, and although his restaurant was small, it could not stand the endless flow of poor people in the urban village, except for our table, the other tables had already turned over several times, and dozens of bowls of noodles were sold, but the two of us have been occupying the position and not moving the place, thinking about this, Lu Yaoting was very embarrassed to say to the boss:
"That! Your noodles are so delicious, don't we taste them slowly and learn from experience?"
"Learn from experience? Are you here to steal the teacher? Let me tell you, you can't learn our noodles, not to mention how complicated the process of making this noodles is, there are more than 20 kinds of ingredients in this bowl of noodle soup alone, if you really want to make it, you can join! I am the head office, the franchise fee is not expensive, and you will make a profit of 100,000 yuan."
As soon as the boss heard Lu Yaoting's explanation, his face was not very happy and instantly smiled, and then he began to introduce some details to us to join, that was a big deal, Lu Yaoting gave me a look and then smiled and echoed, from time to time he also pulled the boss at the door and pointed to the signboard blindly, I naturally understood what he meant, so I also followed the door and pretended to be very interested, but the eyes and thoughts were still on the fourth floor of the van driver's house.
"You see, you find a façade room according to my decoration style, in addition to this village, you can do it wherever you go, I am responsible for sending you ingredients and noodles, as long as the location is not too bad to ensure that your monthly turnover is more than 30,000 yuan, a month to return to the capital, half a year is a car, a year is a suite, do three years and five years to have everything"
"Oh! That's a good idea, I can invest in a few stores in nearby cities, so I can make more money, but I have doubts! What if I lose money because of your lack of supply or problems?"
"Oh! No, we pay attention to honesty in doing business! I'm not blowing to you, I'm still going to apply for a patent for our bowl of noodles, make my own brand, and maybe I'll have to go public if it gets bigger in the future! At that time, you will be our major shareholder, not to mention anything else, now there are tens of thousands of people cooperating with us in China alone, and there are at least dozens in each city, if I can't supply it, I don't dare to say such a thing, right?"
I stood next to them and listened to the noodle shop owner who was getting bigger and more excited, and Lu Yaoting, who was making up nonsense, and I couldn't help but get goosebumps on the ground.
In these years, there are really all kinds of people, a noodle restaurant of less than 40 square meters is still the head office? What else is there to apply for a patent and prepare to go public? Really fucking when we are two hundred and fifty years old? If we really meet a fool who believes him and brags nonsense, I am stupid to invest in a few shops, and I am sure that I will not find any trace of this boss the next day.
Just when I despised the restaurant owner, the lights on the fourth floor dimmed, and then I saw the voice-activated lights in the corridor lighting up layer by layer, and the van driver finally showed up yesterday, I quietly scolded Lu Yaoting, and the other party nodded clearly, ready to end the conversation with the hotel owner.
"Okay, I'll go back and think about it, if we can sign a contract tomorrow"
"Okay, okay...... You think about it, think about it"
The restaurant owner nodded happily, as if millions had arrived in an instant, and the big teeth of Dele were about to fall, Lu Yaoting also echoed vigorously, I peeked at the van driver who went downstairs, and saw him standing in front of our car, shouting upstairs at the top of his voice:
"Whose fucking car is this? Get out of the way, it's in my way."
Lu Yaoting hurriedly replied: "My car, my car, this will be moved......"
Then he pulled me into the car quickly, and as soon as the car door closed, he said to the hotel owner: "Boss, I'll go first, prepare the materials and contracts, and I'll sign the contract tomorrow!"
After speaking, he moved the pickup truck to the side, and pretended to say a few words to the boss, until he watched the van turn out of the alley, and followed with one foot on the accelerator.
I looked back at the restaurant owner excitedly waving goodbye to our car, and I gave a thumbs up to Lu Yaoting, who was driving, and praised:
"You're old!"