Chapter XXXVII
In the dark garage, a dimly lit light bulb is lit, and a small wooden blackboard hangs on the mottled wall, with a line of large letters written on it: Emergency War Meeting to Resist the Evil Forces!
Shen Hanyang stood in front of the blackboard in a camouflage uniform, wearing a camouflage hat and cotton slippers with rabbit ears, his face was murderous.
Xiao Dou, Wu Jianbai, Lao Luo, Blind, Aunt Liu, Teacher Li, Lao Scum, Aunt Wen, Liu Ye'er, and Wen Qian, who was sleepy and had a reluctant expression, were also called.
Seeing that the personnel had arrived, Shen Hanyang picked up the whip and knocked on the blackboard, so that everyone concentrated on looking at him, and said sharply: "Now someone wants to cut off our financial route! Cutting off people's financial routes, such as killing our parents, they want to kill our parents, what should we do?"
Xiao Dou was stunned and said, "Call the police." ”
Shen Hanyang glared at him viciously, and then said, "That's right, we have to resist!"
Then, he looked at Wen Qian sternly and reprimanded: "Wen Qian, as an agent who penetrated into the enemy, why didn't you receive any news in advance?"
Wen Qian's face was at a loss: "What secret agent, what news?"
Shen Hanyang said with an indignant face: "Shirk responsibility! You are seriously derelict in your duties! Let me tell you, the Demon King Race is a helper invited by the evil forces, and the purpose is to eliminate me!"
Wen Qian was stunned: "Won't it?"
Shen Hanyang glanced at her, and suddenly remembered that she didn't know about the company's situation, coughed dryly, and turned her face to the old scum.
"Scumbag, as the Minister of Public Relations, your job is not competent! Didn't you promise that they wouldn't come to make trouble, but now, your guarantee is being eaten by dogs?"
"When did I become the PR minister?"
The old scum looked at him speechlessly for a while, and said angrily: "I said hello to a sponsor to ensure that you won't encounter shady, and he can't interfere with this kind of competition system, I can't ask people to send you the championship directly, right?"
"You can have this!"
Shen Hanyang's eyes lit up, and he said to the old scum: "Why don't you let them try to make me the champion?"
The old scumbag's eyelids jumped, and he looked at him with disgust and said, "Don't think about it." I came out without telling my family, and using the power of the Zhou family can indeed allow you to win the championship, but I will also be exposed, I'm afraid someone will come downstairs to pick me up early tomorrow morning. ”
The old scum has long been in Xiangjiang's house, and he is annoyed by those children and grandchildren who are filial and harmonious in front of him, but in fact they are intriguing for the family property, and they want to kill each other.
finally found his long-lost lover, and it was so fun here, he even had the heart to spend his old age here, so he was reluctant to leave now.
Shen Hanyang didn't force it, sighed with some regret, then straightened his face again, threw a chocolate bar at Wen Qian, and ordered: "Agent Wen Qian, you find out the identity of those three demon kings, the military situation is urgent, and it is urgent!"
Wen Qianbai glanced at him, called the agent, and soon got the identity of the three demon kings.
At this time, she finally believed Shen Hanyang's words, and said with a slight bewilderment: "The demon king is Yue Ting, Xie Ying, Chen Guanxi, I don't know Xie Ying, and the remaining two are really big demon kings, the kind that I can't compare to when I go up."
The winner of the contest is decided by a vote of representatives from 31 media and entertainment companies, and the judges who were brought in may also have questions. ”
Shen Hanyang was taken aback and said in disbelief: "Chen Guanxi, didn't he go to learn photography, I have the impression that the newspaper also reported the news that he won the photography award, why did he suddenly come back!"
Shen Hanyang only knew one Chen Guanxi among the three people, and he was also the most jealous of him.
At that time, Chen Guanxi was talented, and the three film and television songs blossomed, and he saw that he had the posture of becoming another king in the entertainment industry.
However, at the peak of his career, Chen Guanxi resolutely quit the entertainment industry and went to learn his favorite photography.
Now that ten years have passed, hearing the news that Chen Guanxi is coming back, the media and fans are not directly crazy.
If the person he is facing is him, he will have a chance to die in the first place, but he will probably die in ten years......
Liu Ye'er looked at Shen Hanyang, who was frowning, and couldn't help but show a wry smile: "Tianyu Entertainment is backed by Internet giant Liu Tengyun, and there are king-level big stars in charge, this kind of behemoth, it is not uncommon to do anything." ”
Shen Hanyang's face was gloomy, he threw a chocolate bar at Liu Ye'er, and ordered: "Minister of Intelligence, you go and find out which hotel the three demon kings live in, and then report the location to me." If you can't solve the problem, you can solve the person who created the problem. ”
Liu Ye'er was startled, and said with a panicked face: "Don't mess around!"
"Don't worry, I won't do it myself. ”
Shen Hanyang gave Liu Ye'er a reassuring expression, and then threw out two chocolate bars to Xiao Dou and Wu Jianbai: "Brother Xiao Dou, Brother Abo, it's time for your assassination department to dispatch." ”
Ah Bai said with a smile: "I'm just a haircut, I won't do assassination?"
Shen Hanyang said: "Haircuts and selling offal are both means for you to hide your identity, your real identity is actually the 9527th assassin in the world, codenamed Thousand Hands Slaughter!"
Ah Bai spread his hands helplessly: "Why don't I know myself?"
Shen Hanyang explained solemnly: "That's because you have amnesia, and there is also Brother Xiao Dou, who is the world's No. 1024 assassin, codenamed Bandage Monster." Both of you are members of my Assassination Division, and once again you were hit your mission, resulting in the loss of your previous memories. ”
Xiao Dou stared at Shen Hanyang with a dull gaze for a while, then suddenly his body trembled and stood up: "No wonder I am so skilled in bandages, it turns out that I am a bandage monster, commander, give orders!"
Teacher Li pulled Xiao Dou back to his seat with a headache, held his head and said, "What are you messing around with him?" ”
Xiao Dou sat back in the chair with a smile and said with a childlike face: "This setting is quite fun." ”
Teacher Li looked at Xiao Dou, who was carrying a childlike heart beside him, shook his head helplessly, rubbed his messy long hair, raised his face and said to Shen Hanyang: "The three demon kings are strong, and the judges seem to be the other party's people, you don't have a chance of winning tomorrow, I think we should go to sleep." ”
Shen Hanyang snorted: "Do you think I don't know that I don't have a chance of winning? This combat meeting was not originally intended to turn the tables, it was unrealistic. ”
Teacher Li was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously, "Then why did you call us here?"
The corners of Shen Hanyang's mouth raised, revealing a gloomy smile: "In order to brainstorm and find a way to disgust Tianyu Entertainment, even if I am eliminated, I can't make them happy!"
Everyone present gasped, looking at Shen Hanyang's gloomy expression, they felt that someone was going to be unlucky.