175: Dog food after being drunk
Like a criminal, he squatted with his head in his hands, bent down and pressed down ninety degrees: "I'm sorry." ”
Zhou Xufang saw that he was well-behaved, so he was not so fierce, carried a stone in one hand, and squatted down: "You still have to swear to the sky that you won't scold him secretly." ”
To survive in this world, we must learn to bow to the 'evil forces'.
"I swear," the man swore with his finger cocked, "I won't secretly scold your boyfriend." ”
Zhou Xufang's red face was a very serious and solemn expression: "If you can't do it, you will become a pig." ”
The other party was also serious and solemn: "If I can't do it, I'll become a pig." ”
Okay.
Zhou Xufang put down the stone, dragged the bag that was sideways, shook his head for a long time, took out a can of milk from the bag, and put it on the ground: "Goodbye." ”
“……”
After teaching the lesson, Zhou Xufang staggered back to Jiang Zhi.
"Eori. ”
He was laughing: "Hmm. ”
She stretched out her hand and handed it over: "It hurts." "When I broke the stones, my palms were red.
Eori took her hand and put it to his lips, he lowered his head and pecked at the red spot in her palm, gently.
Zhou Xufang smiled, said it didn't hurt anymore, and said it was itchy.
Jiang Zhi pecked again, then took her and walked to the man who was still squatting with his head in his hands: "My girlfriend is generous, I don't care about you." The voice was neither light nor heavy, caught in the cold wind, "I'm different, I'm a villain who holds grudges." ”
Then, the grudge-holding villain took his generous girlfriend and left.
Then, the man in the cold wind shivered and dialed a call: "Hey, hey, hey, is the moving company......"
Arrived at the doorstep.
Zhou Xufang yawned, there were only three or four points of drunkenness left in his eyes, and he planted it lightly on Jiang Zhi's side.
Jiang Zhi supported her, her head was raised, and her expression was coquettish: "Are you going to send someone to beat him?"
"Scare him. ”
"Oh. ”
Eori opened the door.
Zhou Xufang took off his shoes first when he entered the house, stepped on the carpet, and began to undress.
Jiang Zhi went to get her slippers, and when she turned around, the ground was full of clothes she had thrown away, and she took off all her coats, pants and sweaters, and wore an elderly autumn coat and autumn pants.
She was still hot, and she lifted her autumn coat to her belly and wanted to take it off.
Jiang Zhi was stunned for a moment, and was shaken by the white waist, and then grabbed her hand: "It's okay." ”
It's still drunk, and it's not defended at all.
Zhou Xufang said 'oh', pulled down his autumn coat, didn't wear slippers, walked in by himself, and lay on the sofa: "Then I'll sleep." ”
Zhou Xufang: "Good night." ”
With her head down, she closed her eyes, and she lay down.
Jiang Zhi couldn't cry or laugh, put down her slippers, and squatted next to her: "Xu Fang," looking at her tight elderly autumn clothes and pants, he didn't know where to put his eyes, he didn't drink, and now she was a little hot by her, and took the blanket next to her to cover her, "Go to bed, huh?"
Zhou Xufang didn't move, lying straight on his stomach.
"Spinning. ”
She still didn't move.
Eori leaned over, picked her up, and walked to the bedroom.
As soon as she touched the bed, she opened her eyes: "I haven't brushed my teeth and washed my face yet." ”
Eori turned on the bedside lamp: "Not sleepy?"
Her eyelids were fighting, but "I want to brush my teeth and wash my face." She got up on her own, her feet on the floor, unsteady, her body shaking.
Jiang Zhi helped her, took off his slippers, and gave it to her: "Put them on." ”
She put on his shoes and was much older.
Jiang Zhi handed his hand over: "I'll take you there." ”
She grabbed Eori's hand, let him lead it, and went to the bathroom, not looking at the road, her eyes half-closed and half-closed.
Jiang Zhi took a glass of water from a cup, squeezed the toothpaste before giving her the electric toothbrush, she didn't open her eyes yet, and the switch of the electric toothbrush was not turned on and poked into her mouth-
Zhou Xufang. ”
She opened her eyes, three or two points drunk, seven or eight points sleepy: "Huh?"
"Give me a toothbrush. ”
"Oh. ”
Jiang Zhi picked up the cup and fed it to her mouth: "Take a sip of water first." ”
Zhou Xufang took a big sip.
"Spit it out. ”
She grunted, "Swallow." "Open your mouth and show him.
Eori: "......"
He poked her flushed face: "This water can't be drunk." ”
She was drowsy and chaotic, her eyelashes lifted one by one, and she slowed down by half a beat: "You said you took a sip first." ”
Jiang Zhi didn't tell her, the little drunk, and fed the cup to her mouth again: "You can't swallow it now, you will spit it out after rinsing your mouth." ”
"Oh. ”
She took a sip of water and spit it out.
Eori held her chin and asked her to raise her head: "Ah, open your mouth." ”
She followed: "Ahhh
“……”
It's silly and cute.
Eori turned the electric toothbrush on the lowest setting and brushed her teeth.
She's still there: "Ahh
Electric toothbrush: "Buzz-buzz-buzz-"
In the mirror, Eori smiled and his shoulders trembled.
This idiot.
The toothbrush 'buzzed' for two minutes, and she 'ah' for two minutes, Jiang Zhi turned off the toothbrush, filled the cup with water, and handed it to him: "Rinse your mouth." He instructed, "Don't swallow it." ”
"Uh-huh. ”
She obediently rinsed a few mouthfuls of water and gave the cup to Eori.
Eori asked her to sit on the toilet lid and wait, and she sat honestly, her head little by little, and she was napping.
He took half a basin of hot water and wet the towel to wipe her face, and her face, which was already red, became even redder when he touched the hot towel.
He didn't serve anyone either, stumbling and stumbling, wiping her face and neck, and finally wiping her hands, she would enjoy it, humming with her eyes closed, and a layer of undried mist falling on her eyelashes.
Eori's hand holding the towel stopped, and he leaned closer to kiss her.
She suddenly opened her eyes, and her expression suddenly realized: "I remember," she kicked off the slippers under her feet, "Eori, I haven't washed my feet yet." ”
Jiang Zhi bit her chin: "It's really my ancestor, you." ”
His ancestors were still smirking.
"Sit down. ”
Jiang Zhi went to change a basin of hot water and took off the little girl's pink socks, he first tried the water temperature, and then grabbed her feet and touched the water: "Is it hot?"
Zhou Xufang shook his head: "It's not hot." ”
He told her to put her feet in the water.
As soon as the hot water soaked, Zhou Xufang was half awake from sleep, tilting his head to look at Jiang Zhi, he was washing her feet, his head was lowered, his eyelashes were hanging quietly, the light came from the upper left and fell on his face, and there was his gentle silhouette in the gentle and gentle light.
"Eori. ”
Eori raised his head: "Hmm." ”
She kissed him on the cheek and said with a smile, "You're so nice." There was water vapor in the bathroom, and the temperature was so high that she was dizzy, and she said, "When you are too old to walk in the future, I will brush your teeth and wash your face." ”
Oh, and also: "I'll wash your feet too." ”
Jiang Zhi tilted his head, his eyes were thick, like a frost flower in it, through the water vapor, faintly glowing, he smiled and called her stupid, and said: "When I was too old to walk, you were too old to walk." ”
yes.
"What then?"
Eori wiped her feet with a dry towel, moved the basin away, let her toes fall on his knees, he put his hand on her waist, and smiled: "Let's have a few more children, let them serve us." ”
Zhou Xufang's head was hot: "Okay." She didn't wake up from the wine, she was very bold, and hugged Jiang Zhi's neck, "Let's go have a baby." ”
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Well, I'm sour.