Chapter 18: Jiang Tang's Monologues

The text of the first volume of his cat

CHAPTER XVIII

Under Lu Yuan's strong request, the doctor still took a perspective on the cat, and the cat Xiaoxiao, who was hit by the anesthetic needle, was now powerless to resist, so he could only let Lu Yuan fiddle with it.

After some examination, the cat Xiaoxiao was close to fried hair, and the doctor pointed to the film stall: "There is no injury at all, you should have seen it wrong." ”

"I hope so. ”

Lu Yuan shrugged, he also hoped so, but he was absolutely sure that he hadn't lost his eyes.

Since there was nothing to do, Lu Yuan simply took the cat Xiaoxiao back, after arriving at home, Lu Yuan first put hot water, and then was about to take a good bath, and then the cat Xiaoxiao was familiar with a fierce man who was familiar with the road and plunged into it, and collapsed into a cat cake in the water.

Lu Yuan froze for a while, then picked up the bath gel and applied some of it, holding down the cat Xiaoxiao who was soaked in the water and rubbing it violently.

"Meow-"

The cat let out a long scream, and angrily gave Lu Yuan a cat's claw, but unfortunately now that the anesthetic is working, its paw is not painful at all.

Lu Yuan smiled evilly, but the movements in his hands did not stop, and he quickly rubbed the cat into a bubble cat, then picked up the water to rinse it off, and turned on the hair dryer to complete the drying work.

After a few days of work, Lu Yuan still has a little experience in blowing hair, but the cat's little hair seems to be a little disobedient, he fiddled with it for a long time and couldn't straighten it out, so he had to put the barely dry but already fried cat Xiaoxiao carefully put it on the bed in its bedroom, and covered it with a quilt.

"emmm, it looks good under the quilt, at least the hair on the head is well blown and not messy at all. ”

Lu Yuanru comforted himself, and the cat Xiaoxiao was lying motionless in the bed, with a thick pathos in his eyes.

You're done, shovel! You've lost my favor, wait for tomorrow to die!

"It feels really good to pet a cat, it seems that I am gradually becoming a qualified shovel officer!"

Lu Yuan didn't know that Mao Xiaoxiao had already sentenced himself to death, he suddenly squatted down and took a hard sip on Mao Xiaoxiao's exposed head, looking intoxicated: "Oh, the aroma of oranges~"

Perverted, perverted!

The cat stared at it indignantly, and when Lu Yuan saw its appearance, he was excited.

There is a murderous aura!

"Sleep well, I'm going to wash up. ”

Lu Yuan dropped a sentence, hurriedly closed the door and came to the bathroom, cleaned himself well, and returned to the bedroom.

Turning on his phone, there were already a lot of replies to his previous post at the shovel bar.

Netizen Mu Nianqing: "What's wrong with whack-a-mole? My cat still uses my tablet to play with cutting fruit!"

Netizens who know their mistakes and don't change them: "It's just whack-a-mole, I often teach our family's two fat to play, just pay attention to putting a film on the screen, don't scratch it." ”

Lu Yuan scratched his head, it seems that this is a normal phenomenon?

It didn't take long for the shovel bar to have another post like this-

"There's something I don't know how to tell you...... Our cat missed a brick today......"

Early in the morning of the second day.

I didn't sleep well last night, and after the Lele incident, the suspicious Lu Yuan always felt that there was someone outside the window.

Rubbing his aching body, he got up, washed up sleepily, and prepared breakfast and cat food.

"Xiaoxiao, it's time to eat!"

The cat was napping on the sofa without looking at Lu Yuan.

"Didn't sleep well, didn't the medicine have passed?"

Lu Yuan habitually raised the cat's small paw to check, but was pulled out by the latter.

Before I can make up my mind to kill you, get out of here!

"It seems to be restored. Lu Yuan grinned and rubbed the back of his hands, and after eating, he put on his backpack and went out.

"Food and water are ready, remember to eat when you're hungry!"

Lu Yuan greeted and went downstairs.

Today's work is not going well, and when Lu Yuan was sweeping the garbage, he unconsciously had an extra person behind him.

Lu Yuan also found him after a long time, and the moment he turned around, he jumped high, because the person behind him was none other than Jiang Tang.

"Why are you here?"

Lu Yuan's expression was a little unnatural, and he kicked the broom to his side. He was afraid that the matter would be revealed, and Enron kicked himself into a pendulum like kicking a sandbag.

"You're good to An An. ”

The sissy brother held back for a long time before he could hold back such a sentence, Lu Yuan was stunned for a moment, and Jiang Tang continued: "I can't do this kind of thing, and when she sees it, she will say that I am pretentious." ”

Lu Yuan looked at the man's somewhat depressed face, how much he wanted to tell him that he was actually a Xibei goods... , thinking about the appearance of the pendulum, he held back again.

"I'd like to treat you to dinner if you're free in the evening. ”

"Uh......"

"I'll just say yes to you, the Fugui Hot Pot City near here, six o'clock in the evening, don't forget to come." ”

Jiang Tang beckoned, said goodbye to Lu Yuan, and the figure quickly disappeared into the street outside. Lu Yuan suddenly found that this guy was actually quite approachable.

It was another dull day, Lu Yuan came to Hot Pot City after work, Jiang Tang was already waiting there early, he was wearing a more casual clothes, and when he saw Lu Yuan coming, he was waving from afar.

"This way!"

Lu Yuan walked over under the leadership of the waiter, Jiang Tang looked at Lu Yuan with a smile and sat down, and asked like an old acquaintance, "Have some wine?"

"Okay. ”

Lu Yuan saw him like this, and he didn't look very pretentious, so he sat down with a big grin: "Why did you think of inviting me to dinner?"

"Waiter, two bottles of Jiang Xiaobai. ”

After instructing the waiter, Jiang Tang looked at Lu Yuan and said calmly, "I thought you wouldn't be back today." ”

"Free food, why not come. ”

Lu Yuan shrugged, Jiang Tang was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "This is indeed the truth, your temperament is really the same as An Ran's." No wonder she chooses you. ”

Lu Yuan said tentatively: "That, did you misunderstand something?" ”

Jiang Tang unscrewed the liquor that had just come up and poured two glasses: "What is there to misunderstand, alas." ”

"Let's eat first. Lu Yuan greeted him, the two ate a few bites, Jiang Tang raised his glass and said, "Drink." ”

The two touched their cups, and Jiang Tang opened the conversation.

"I've known Enron for a long time, she... She is a very motivated girl. She is not so beautiful as a fairy, but she has an inexplicable temperament, which is not comparable to the kind of woman who only has a face but no connotation, as if everything is difficult for her, like... It's like sunshine. This temperament is a strong attraction to me, and of course, it can easily attract other people. ”

"Because of that, she is always surrounded by all kinds of people. At first I thought I was lucky because the people showed up later than me, but one by one they left me behind. ”

Jiang Tang skillfully peeled off a shrimp and threw it into his mouth, pulled a piece of tissue and wiped his hands elegantly.

So I tried to be them, dressed, behaved, and even the tone of speech, I could eat Western food elegantly in five-star hotels, and I could also eat barbecue and drink beer in the streets and alleys, hot pot, food stalls, spicy hot, I have eaten almost everything, football, basketball, table tennis, swimming, skiing, bungee jumping, I have also tried, but I have lost badly every time, and I have never won. ”

Jiang Tang touched the glass with Lu Yuan again, he drank a little violently, clinked glasses twice, and half of the wine was already in his stomach. At this time, his face was slightly red: "Although they also separated from An An in the end, at least they once existed by An An's side, and I, I can only look at them from a distance, like a clown who cares about self-pity." ”

"Hey, what am I talking to you about so much, we are enemies. Jiang Tang smiled and touched a cup with Lu Yuan again: "Don't think that you have already obtained An An, I will not give up easily, you have to be careful." ”

"You're wrong. Lu Yuan has been silent since he came, except for a few words of greeting, and now he finally spoke.

Jiang Tang was stunned: "Is it wrong for me to pursue the person I like?"

"No," Lu Yuan shook his head: "That's not what I'm talking about. ”

"What's that?"

"Didn't you notice that everyone else came and went, but the last person who stayed, the one who has always been by An Ran's side, the one who was disgusted by her mouth, but has been allowed to entangle, is it you?"