Lose your marbles

It's all crazy!

The audience's blood is burning, and the real-time comments of the Weibo Spring Festival Gala are scrolling!

"Strong, I'm a big flower planter!"

"I am Chinese, I am proud!"

"The mountains and rivers are still the same, the country and the people are safe!"

"This prosperous world, as you see!"

"Miss Lin Jingxue is crying!"

"The rabbit's voice is so sweet, so sweet that I cry!"

"On the first day of the universe, when will the country pay back my boyfriend!"

"Those female soldiers, young sisters, will be handed over to me to guard!"

"It's all out of the way, the old man Wang is cute and ~~~~~~!!!! to death"

brushes the most, or that sentence,

"I have no regrets in this life to enter China, and I will still grow flowers in the next life!"

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This "Mengyang Spring Festival Gala War", which was overturned before the start, after six programs of Mengjia and five programs of CTV Spring Festival Gala, in the eyes of the people who eat melons, it is already

"There is no suspense, there is only one place where miracles are born, the mysterious power dream factory!"

"What's more? CTV has it?"

"There are some comparisons, CTV dad can compare with his family, forget about this year's programs, take out the most classic programs before the CTV Spring Festival Gala and compare!"

"The dreamer is too powerful, CTV cover your face, cover it tightly, maybe it won't hurt so much!"

"Su Luo, the ruthless pit master of fried hair, CTV dad can't afford to mess with him, kneel down!"

"CTV Dad, the son of miracles, Su Luo, slapped you in the face, does it hurt?"

"If you don't accept it, everyone thought he was stupid, including myself, but at this moment I only feel that he seems to be smiling and saying to me, labor and management are not your father, why teach you to be smart!"

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The momentum was so great that the leaders of CTV were stunned and couldn't figure it out!

Why, why is this happening!

originally thought that the Korean male and female troupes appeared on the stage, and with their popularity appeal, they could pull back their popularity in a straight line.

As a result, the popularity did not return, and what I got was a scolding.

"The stick seized our fishing boat, and you still invited them to the Spring Festival Gala?"

The leaders want to cry without tears, please South Korea Tiantuan In this matter, CTV is also dumb and eats coptis, and there are hardships, I really can't blame CTV, what kind of stage is CTV Spring Festival Gala?

Without the acquiescence of Shangfeng, how could it be possible for Korean stars to appear on this meaningful stage, CTV leaders would not be so stupid!

It's just that in the high-level that ordinary people can't reach, because South Korea admits instigation in some aspects, it is natural that the much-hyped Korean restriction order should be relaxed a little, and we will also sell them a face!

The people who eat melons think that it is an insult to us to let the stick go to the Spring Festival Gala, but our leaders in the front row of the stage may like to watch the stick give us a shy smile and a New Year's greeting, bowing down to the courtiers?

So, for CTV, since this is the case, then the best South Korea must be invited, and there is nothing wrong with the Korean super popular celestial group, Brother Lao Tie!

It's just that, who would have thought that what super popular celestial group, who would dare to compare popularity with the honor guard of China's navy, land and air force, and compare the mass base?

Than songs?

The son of miracles is ruthless!

More handsome?

At the beginning of the formation of the honor guard of the three services, the first prime minister said,

"The honor guard represents the might of the three armed forces, the façade of the country and the dignity of the nation, and requires each honor guard member to be tall, handsome, and temperamental. ”

This is the origin of the image of the three armed forces and the dignity of the country!

How to compare with them!

Nose and face with plastic surgery?

The fans are right, as soon as the honor guard of the three services comes on the field, it is really a handsome guy to hand in the national series!

As for

"Haha, in this era when any garbage dares to be a heavenly group, the first day of China's group is here, are you convinced?"

If you don't accept it, you have to obey it, he meows, who knew that the military would support Su Luo, and even gave him the women's honor guard of the three armed forces that had just been formed.

Lost, really lost.

Whether you accept it or not, when the reality is in front of you, you can't help but deny it!

The most direct data, the real-time ratings of CTV Spring Festival Gala hit a new low, which is still the result of the statistics broadcast by multiple channels at the same time.

The online version of the Spring Festival Gala of Mengjia has seen the number of online viewers from 300 million to 500 million, from 500 million to 800 million......

"Wow, the Spring Festival Gala is really boring, come on, come and play cards together, three are missing one!"

"What? The Spring Festival Gala is boring, hey, you're watching CTV, right? DreamWorks' Spring Festival Gala thief is so good-looking, don't fight, don't fight, I'm going to keep watching!"

This is the reality, this is the voice of the masses.

How else do you want to wash?

I can't wash it!

"Consciously pursuing the integration of national traditional culture and the spirit of the times is the first feature of this year's CTV Spring Festival Gala!"

The slogan is shouted loudly, but I don't see your characteristics, but the opening of the dreamer is a Huayin old dialect combined with pop rock music shocking!

"Smack!"

Spank!

"The conscious pursuit of magnificent aesthetic character is the second feature of this year's CTV Spring Festival Gala. ”

Immediately afterwards, the shadow puppet dance "Pretty Sunset" for the elderly immediately made the audience understand what the highest pursuit of aesthetics is!

I can also make up for it with ease, and use the sketch "So Packaged" to completely clear up the relationship, showing that it is not my views and pursuit of traditional folk art that are not wrong, but I am always mixed up by some scum!

Who are these scum?

There are a lot of them!

Like what?

"For example, the brazen CTV, the follower dog who held the Spring Festival Gala with the theme of promoting traditional culture and the development of the times!

used to be a big brother, but now I have to follow the trend more, even if I can't follow the trend, I will be scolded!

As a result, in the end, if Lao Tzu doesn't come out to clarify, he has to take the blame for them!"

What else can CTV do?

Then,

"Consciously pursuing an expression that fits the aesthetic taste of contemporary audiences is the third feature of this year's CTV Spring Festival Gala!"

I'm sorry, I haven't seen your wonderful performances for the time being, it's all the same old way of changing the soup and not changing the medicine!

We only saw the Dream Home Spring Festival Gala, and the unpopular main theme songs can also be changed in a different way, adding expression elements that are completely in line with the aesthetic taste of contemporary young people, causing collective resonance, the audience is full of tears, the whole process is tearful, the wind in the whole world is very strong, just sauce!

The song "TG is a little sweet" opens the door to a new world of new red songs with the main theme, and now Weibo is still brushing,

"TG is a little sweet, very sweet, but I just want to cry when I hear it!"

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Start at the beginning, a song, a dance, a sketch three consecutive hits, burst your theme of promoting traditional culture!

Immediately afterwards, the main theme you are best at is sensational, I am the same as the dry explosion, to put it mildly, you are outdated, you will not even stir up sensationalism, look at my main theme red song and song triple hit, detonate the patriotism of the people of the whole country!

When you don't care about you, Lao Tzu can be a turtle, and you can scold me Wang Ba as you like, when it comes to the time to be just positive, I'm sorry, I can't turn you over, Lao Tzu's turtle shell and then carry a pot, and there is no regret, it's so domineering!

The leaders of CTV can only sigh and sigh now,

"Now only the keyboard can stop him!"

.......

In the backstage of the Dream Home Spring Festival Gala,

"Poof~~Haha!"

Goddess Tang looked at Su Luo, who was putting on makeup, and laughed!

"Isn't Lao Tzu beautiful?"

Su Luo raised his bewitching orchid finger and shouted!

"Haha, Meimeimei, who dares to say that you are not beautiful, you have already won, the fans are all fanned by you, it is too crazy on Weibo. ”

Tang Jing shook her phone in front of Su Luo, and then, raising her hand, interrupted the makeup artist, and asked with interest,

"It's just that I don't understand, why do you want to do it, what are the benefits of spending so much effort to overturn the CTV Spring Festival Gala for you?"

Su Luo grinned,

"What's the benefit?

Concise.

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