Chapter 365: The Feast of the Oath
"Come and sit down, come and sit down! When my banquet first opened, Mr. said that there would be a guest coming, I still didn't believe it, but after thirty-six years of opening, a guest finally came, hehehe, sir, you are really clever!" Duke Butterfly spoke, turned his head to look at a horizontal table not far from the main seat, and it was the old student Liao Buyan who sat a few years later.
"The duke told you to sit, so you hurried. Liao Buyan arched his hand at Duke Butterfly with a smile, and shouted at Zheng Fang.
"I'll go! I've eaten a meal for thirty-six years, so I can be clever and clever, no guests come, and after a hundred years of eating, I will always wait for one. Zheng Fang sneered in his heart, and sat down after a few times, and suddenly thought in his heart, thirty-six years in the underworld, which is more than three hundred years for the spirit world, when he met this Liao Buyan in the spirit world, could he have escaped from the table?
"Now that the scepter and Zheng Fang have arrived, Lord Duke, this oath-taking banquet should also be over, right?" Behind a horizontal table in the distance, a bucket-like tiger-headed man stood up suddenly, obviously impatient.
"Commander Mimi, what's the hurry? No wonder you're not even an earl yet, you don't have a good temperament, and it's harmful to your cultivation. After the tiger-headed man was in front of him, a rat-headed guy shook his head and said, "When will you end the oath banquet and go to crusade against the two princes of Fire Moth and Ice Moth, the Duke has already made up his mind in his heart, where is your Mimi commander to open his mouth?"
Although labor and management are viscounts, they are not afraid of you, a half-hung earl, whether labor and management can open their mouths, it is not your turn to teach a lesson. The tiger-headed leader named Mimi suddenly had all his hair branched out, and his eyes were full of anger.
"You two don't have to quarrel, Commander Mimi's mood Ben Jue understands, but my friend Zheng Fang has just arrived, so I have to let him eat and drink enough, otherwise it won't be hospitality." "The Duke of Butterfly has excellent ears, and as soon as Commander Mimi and Rat Mulang had an argument, he immediately opened his mouth and told the two of them to stop.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the two princes of Fire Moth and Ice Moth, ignoring my majesty and openly rebelling, this crusade is inevitable, our oath banquet has been held for thirty-six years, and we will not fight for this moment, everyone will win!" Duke Butterfly turned to face the hall, took a glass of wine from the horizontal table in front of him, and drank it all. Everyone in the hall and Zheng Fang also hurriedly picked up the wine and drank it together, Zheng Fang only felt that the wine was extremely sweet and fragrant.
Duke Butterfly put down his wine glass, sat down, and turned his head to look at Zheng Fang on the side.
"Children, hurry up and taste, what is higher or lower between the food I eat here and your human world, I have already warned them, although we are in the underworld, we are also a civilized race, and the barbaric habit of drinking blood must all be abandoned!"
At this time, Zheng Fang had to bow his head and look at the food on the horizontal table in front of him, and sure enough, frying, cooking, stewing, roasting, all kinds of meat, fruits, vegetables and vegetables are actually the same as the human world, but the block is juicy and bright, but it is different from the human world, which should be caused by adding some condiments that the human world does not have.
Zheng Fang picked up a piece of meat patty that looked like a pork chop and tasted it, his eyes lit up, don't you say, this meat chop tastes excellent, fresh and salty with a hint of sweetness, not only rich in taste, but also roasted in advance, the taste is very deep, the meat is tender, a bite down not only full of fragrant mouth, but also overflowing with liquid, after a little chewing, it turned into boiling meat juice and fell into the stomach, unconsciously, under three or two bites, Zheng Fang ate a piece of meat chop the size of two palms.
Seeing Zheng Fang's cheerful eating, Duke Butterfly laughed.
"Some of my guys here prefer raw food, and some even like to go to the human world and the spirit world to captivate human beings and spirit people to eat, which is really barbaric! You look at my race in the underworld, and when they have cultivated to above the four realms, most of them still take on the human form, why? It is because the human form is the most civilized form, even if we are born in the underworld, we must not forget what we will become in the future? Although food is small, it represents the goal pursued by a race!" Duke Butterfly chattered endlessly, and actually said a big truth.
"Besides, what's so delicious about those raw foods?" the big head commander ......" Duke Butterfly said, pointing his finger at a lion-headed monster in the hall, "Last time, because of eating a cow raw, his teeth were embedded with cow tendons, and in the end he actually swollen half of his face, and he took a two-month leave from me, do you dare to eat raw food now?"
"And the Captain of Food, it's really ruining your good name. As Duke Butterfly spoke, a pig-headed human monster sitting in the back row actually stood up with a snort.
"Sir, I knew that if you were going to talk about me, I was a pig's head, not enlightened by the sir, but I was afraid that I would have gone to purgatory and suffered endless suffering. The pig-headed monster actually walked awkwardly to the side, and kowtowed to the Butterfly Duke on the ground more than a dozen times, even if the hall was noisy, the sound of the pig's head hitting the ground was still clearly recognizable.
"You know what this rammer asked me, he actually asked me, since I have achieved cultivation, I will become a human form and a monkey form, so we don't eat humans and spirit people, but it is not uncommon for people in the underworld to be like him who have cultivated and become pig-like, cow-shaped, and sheep-like, so is it not even possible to eat pigs, cows, and sheep?" Duke Butterfly ignored the pig-headed monster's kowtow, and then said to Zheng Fang.
"I'm really angry, you said that such a big underworld, why did you come to my subordinates? Is your pig's head called a successful cultivation? Are you poor in cultivation, do you know?" As he spoke, Duke Butterfly laughed, and all the demons and monsters in the hall also laughed together, which shook the entire castle.
"Lord Duke's words are not a joke, all the undead in the Three Realms have entered the underworld one by one, except for humans, spirit people and my underworld undead will enter the prison of no return, and the other ignorant undead will wander in my underworld at will, some will enter this hell of life, go to the spirit world, the human world, and even have a chance to become an adult, and if the worst is the worst, they will be a beast again, and the others will make up for the incomplete soul of my underworld when the underworld cultivates, and the soul of the underworld will be replenished by what undead will become in the future. ”
"So in my underworld, it is extremely common to use all kinds of beasts and livestock in the human world and the underworld as heads, and those who come to the underworld think that they are monsters, but they are actually accidentally caused by cultivation, and besides, using beasts and livestock as heads will indeed greatly hinder cultivation, for example, I have the most poultry undead in the underworld, but it is rare to see a chicken head, just because, fusing poultry undead, it is difficult to have the existence of cultivating to the lord. If you can't get past the first realm, where can you transform and take shape again?"
"Moreover, all those who have cultivated to become marquis have all cultivated in the form of human beings, which has become the consensus of the underworld. Seeing that Zheng Fang didn't know what to do, Liao Buyan explained to Zheng Fang with a smile on the side.
There is also such a saying, Zheng Fang nodded again and again, seeing Liao Buyan talking eloquently at this banquet of demons dancing, looking forward to being proud, Zheng Fang couldn't help but be secretly distressed, and he could see with his toes that this Liao Buyan was deeply trusted by Duke Butterfly, and he was afraid that it would not be easy for him to find this Liao Buyan's bad luck.
"I sit in this duke's position, I don't know how many years, although I don't have any butterfly ability, but the dead life, the wild fox and the second prison are not pinched to death in my hands? rainbow gnats, blue mosquitoes, yellow cockroaches, which one sees me is not polite, I dare not brag otherwise, the entire underworld, I am the most civilized under the rule of butterflies, but I dare to boast about Haikou. ”
"Which of the three brothers of the Moth family is not a prince in my hands? Is it possible under other dukes? It has not become a dish early! They don't remember my kindness, and now they actually turn against me? Say that I killed the white moth? What kind of laborer wants to kill him, and he was pinched to death with one finger before he became a marquis, and it still has to wait until today?" the more Duke Butterfly spoke, the more excited he became.
"Kill those villains!" the Commander of the Eaters kowtowed, but did not return to his seat, shaking his pig's head abruptly, raising his arms and shouting. For a while, the crowd in the hall was furious, and all kinds of heads swayed together, shouting endlessly.
"Ah...... Yes...... I've been sitting for too long, and my butt is sticking to the stool, ah......hhhhh
"Mingcricket, eat your wine!" An anxious voice sounded, Zheng Fang followed the sound, but it was a ruddy white-bearded old man, it was the Earl of Green Locust, who had a relationship with him in Soul City, and saw that at this time, this fairy-like old man was blowing his beard and glaring, looking at a horizontal table behind Liao Buyan.
Behind the horizontal table stood a thin man with a handful of goatees, and the man was circling around the horizontal table, and a low wooden stool for everyone to sit on was attached to his buttocks, and no matter how he swung it, he could not fall off again, and two pen-and-paper men followed him to help, but they couldn't catch up with him, as if they had two white streamers behind him.
The most important people in the hall are more than one realm, and it is impossible to see that this cricket is deliberately doing it there, but everyone is silent, and some even show a gloating smile, only the Earl of Green Locust is in a hurry.
"Cricket, the stool is on your ass, do you want to ask Ben Jue to take it off for you?" In the quiet hall, Duke Butterfly's voice sounded slowly, the voice was not happy or angry, but it had a sense of its own.
"Where does Ming Cricket dare to work for the Lord, Ming Cricket just sat for too long, and watched the play too forgetful, but unexpectedly, the play was still playing, but Ming Cricket couldn't stand it anymore, it's not that Ming Cricket is impatient, it's really that Ming Cricket's body can't bear it. The cricket heard the Duke of Butterfly speak, and hurriedly bowed down to the duke, but the low stool on the buttocks was still there, and the two pieces of paper and pen tails rushed over, but after fiddling behind the cricket for a long time, they could not take the stool down.
"Oh, Ben Jue held a swearing-in banquet and didn't invite the troupe, where is the drama to watch?" Duke Butterfly waved his hand to disperse the paper and pen tail man behind Ming Cricket, and asked lightly.
"Sir, in the eyes of Ming Cricket, everyone in this hall is the most clever drama, and this oath banquet itself is a big show. The cricket replied.
"What do you mean, Ben Jue is also a drama?" Duke Butterfly's voice still didn't fluctuate.