"I'll go, these two black girls are really amazing, little brother, if you pick them up, you won't be afraid of being bullied on the street in the future." ”

"It's really funny, I'm afraid the anchor doesn't have to kneel on the washboard every day. ”

"Kneeling on the washboard is too gentle, I think with the skills of these two girls, it is not impossible to commit domestic violence to my little brother once a day. ”

Just now Shen Yueen was dragged away by the ankle by the black back, and the live broadcast room was shouting: "Little brother, it's time to show your real skills." "Instigated Ji An to go up to the monkey to save the beauty.

But Ji An is not familiar with this "monkey group", he did not receive the active trigger task, the emotional coordinates were not opened, and he could only deliver food on the hard side.

But it's not really that there is no way, just when he was thinking about whether to let go of the insect repellent aura, he discussed with the black back, whether this lady of the village could not be tied, and the two black girls moved.

Mia caught up with the front and hit the black back long arm with a rifle butt, the black back just turned around, and the head was immediately hit by Mina's butt, let go of Shen Yueen in pain, stood up and wanted to beat her chest, Mia slammed the butt of the gun again, and then the black back was stunned, Ji An was stunned, and the audience was also stunned, and the two female bandits beat a 200 pounds, 1.7 meters high black back and got a nosebleed.

"I'm watching a fake live stream, right, gorillas get nosebleeds?"

"I've seen it for a long time. ”

"I remember monkeys have nosebleeds, but I didn't think gorillas were the same. ”

"I'll go, these two black girls are amazing......"

The black back with blood on his nose was shocked and angry, and Mia Mina stepped forward together, protecting Shen Yueen's left and right, raising the butt of the gun and confronting the black back calmly.

Hei Mei's lips were already thick, the two of them each turned up their thick lips, silently showed their white teeth at the black back, looked directly at the eyes restrained but firm, and their breathing was not chaotic at all, Ji An even felt that it was probably not the first time they had beaten a gorilla.

Blackback was very angry, but the two mothers-in-law in front of him were different from the ones he had bullied before, and when he hesitated, suddenly an apple flew to the grass in front of him.

"Here, eat an apple to cool off. Ji An stood behind and said with a smile.

Blackback looked at the two female bandits with full aura, then looked at the apples on the ground, picked them up wisely, and rolled back into the bushes and clicked......

A contradiction subsided, and the audience in the live broadcast room

"Although the method is right, why do I still think that my little brother is so shameless. ”

"Yes, bribes if you don't agree with each other, full of profiteer potential. ”

"In the end, it's the monkey who understands the monkey. ”

"The little brother has everything in his pocket, it's so magical. ”

But the conflict between the monkey and the two-legged beast subsided, and the monkey and the monkey began to fight each other because of an apple, which was an absolute rarity, and the smell of sweet fruit attracted the foodies on the left and right, and wanted to compete with the blackback.

Seeing that the contradiction was about to escalate, Ji An: "What to rob?" ”

Mia and Mina didn't pay attention, and Ji An walked straight into the middle of the gorilla herd, took off the armor bag behind his back, and turned the bottom to the sky, and a backpack of apples was piled up into a hill.

This time it was the turn of the two black girls to be stunned, and Mia said in a pure British accent: "You are carrying such a big bag of apples up the mountain?"

The hairy children, big and small, went to pick up apples, enough for each of them, Ji An returned with a turtle armor bag, and took out another one from his trouser pocket: "Yes, I have another one, do you want it?"

Seeing that Mia was stunned and didn't react, Ji An casually stuffed the apple into his mouth and clicked on a gap. Chinese domestic Grade A red Fuji, 3 yuan a catty, how many tons does the boss want?

The two black girls glanced at each other, Chen Jiahui smiled, and the black back with a nosebleed bit a big bite of the apple, clicking: "Hmm~ delicious~" In the live broadcast room: "Little brother 6." ”

"The little brother must be a native of China, and he is well versed in the truth that 'there is no problem that cannot be solved by one meal'. ”

"This hand and the ability of the mud are simply superb. ”

"High-end atmosphere on the grade, four words, to serve the monkey with virtue. ”

Ji An frowned, as soon as he walked into the gorilla group, the system prompted that there was a competitive kind, and Tatu's enclosure could not be entered.

The contradiction has completely subsided, and Wu Yuhao on the ground woke up, sleepy-eyed: "Who am I? Where am I? What happened?"

There is no need to continue filming, just the scene where the host of the show is in distress is enough for them to guarantee the ratings, not to mention the two fierce black girls who shot and Ji An's ton of big apples.

Everyone picked up Shen Yueen and Wu Yuhao and evacuated.

When they came to an open space, everyone sat down to rest, and each took out the lunch that had been prepared a long time ago.

As the saying goes, the bewildered beep takes turns, and turns and turns and returns to Ji'an. The film crew and the rangers brought lunch, and Ki'an's apples were distributed to the monkeys, and he couldn't possibly bring out a bowl of hot beef ramen in front of everyone.

The two black girls didn't bring anything, but their lunch was everywhere.

Mia went to the side and folded a few thin bamboos with red roots, which Ji An had never seen, came back and handed Mina half of them, the two black girls sat down, took materials on the spot, and took a handful of the same shrubs that the gorillas ate just now, a handful of green leaves in her hand, wrapped in fine bamboo, and put them in her mouth to eat.

Seeing this, Ji An's face was bewildered with a capital letter.

Live broadcast room: "Hahaha, little brother, where are you asking them where they are in the east of the mountain? This is the pancake roll and green onions." ”

"And this kind of operation? Can this be eaten?"

"What gorillas can eat, people should be able to eat...... Right?"

Ji An was stunned for a while, and learned that they also picked up a handful of leaves from the bushes around them, stuffed them into their mouths, and then chewed them, and immediately made a bitter face: "Phew...... Poof......"

Mia Mina finally couldn't hold back and laughed out loud, pancake rolls green onions, green onions are the key, the thin bamboo they picked is sweet bamboo, specifically suppressing the bitter taste of bush leaves, that's how the gorillas eat.

"Ji An, you eat me, I can't eat so much. Shen Yueen sent her lunch box, which contained two sandwiches that she made herself and were the size of a palm, which was not enough for Ji Ansai's teeth.

This Shen Yueen is also hard-hearted, she was about to be dragged to be the lady of the village, but she didn't scream, Ji An asked, "Are you okay?"

Shen Yueen shook her head in shame.

"I'll go, look at the young lady's eyes, this is obviously flirting." ”

"As for it, it wasn't the little brother who came to save the beauty, he just threw an apple. ”

"What do you know, this is called a master, at the right time, in the right place, especially the right person, an apple is enough, flirting with girls is that simple. ”

"Really?"

"Of course it's fake, if he weren't for his little brother, it would be useless to throw a cart of apples. ”

Shen Yueen continued to think about Ji An handing over the lunch box, Ji An shook his head, patted his ass and stood up, and took out a miniature fishing rod the length of a pen from his backpack: "Since you have searched for me on the Internet, you should know that I can still be hungry in the mountains?"

He said to Mia, "Where's the nearest stream here?"

Mia didn't know why, and said, "It's about 1 kilometer by the stream." ”

Ji An nodded and said to Chen Jiahui: "After you have eaten, go down the mountain with them, I will go to the mountain to play for a while, and wait for myself to go back." ”

With that, he plunged into the woods to the west.

"Where are you going!"

"Don't run around!"

Mia Mina spoke at the same time, seeing that Ji An didn't pay attention, Mia angrily sprayed the indigenous words, and said to Mina: "You send them down the mountain, I'll chase him!"

Picking up the gun, Mia chased in the direction of Ji An and arrested the wild monkey.

Of course, the premise is that she has to catch up. ()

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