Chapter Seventy-Five: The Alternative in the Outer Gate
A lot of things in this world are like this, and the more you care, the more often you fail.
It's not that Dracula doesn't care about the traversal device, but thinks he deserves to succeed.
Even if this is a black technology, even if it is impossible to decipher the principle with the level of modern technology, even if you don't understand its structure, even if you don't know how this thing works, these are not a problem for Dracula.
Dracula feels that everything is changing, and repairing things is the same way.
Using welding, kicking, sheet metal repair, and hammer repair, the traversing device was finally "restored" to its original state by Dracula.
If at the beginning, when the traversal device was activated for the first time in the courtyard, everyone thought that the success rate was 50 percent, then after removing the battery from Feng Kaishan's brain, everyone thought that the success rate was at least 80 percent.
However, after Dracula's slamming repair, everyone thought that the success rate of the traversing device after activation should not be higher than one percent.
If nothing else, the traversal device that was repaired by Dracula resembles Frankenstein's face plate will explode once activated, and the only thing that everyone can't lack is that it is not clear whether it will blow up the headquarters of the Pingping Public Affairs Security Bureau after the explosion.
Flame Snake didn't want Dracula to activate this thing, he felt that the price of throwing this thing in front of Wu Xinyue could be higher.
Hakutsuki said that she didn't agree with Dracula activating the traversal device, and she shared everyone's worries that once this thing was activated, it would either explode or be useless, and it would not be worth the risk at all.
Taking risks is because there is a possibility of success, there is no chance of success, there is no need to take risks at all, which is the same as the concept of looking for death.
She didn't have to understand the principle of the device at all, because she had an IQ better than that of a three-year-old.
It's like a nuclear bomb that pops up the problem and then throws it to a bicycle repairer, after a patch, the nuclear bomb doesn't explode, it's lucky, and it is pure dreaming to hope that it can continue to be used.
Dracula is a very stubborn person, Bai Yue's good words and persuasion are useless, Yan Snake sneered, it is useless, seeing that everyone does not have any hope for him, he stalked Bai Yue cao) to do it, ready to start it himself.
I don't know if Dracula relied on his immortality or didn't hit the south wall without looking back, and hugged the "repaired" crossing device to the rooftop, ready to start experiencing the feeling of "traveling" through time and space for himself.
A group of people carried blast shields far away, ready to witness how Dracula came back from the dead.
Arriving on the rooftop, Dracula rubbed his hands together and patted the crossing device vigorously.
"Brothers and sisters, the moment to witness the miracle has arrived, don't blink, hahahaha. ”
The flame snake behind the blast shield sneered.
"The hearts of those who are not afraid of death are big. ”
Qin Beige nodded thoughtfully.
He suspects that Dracula is not trying to save Chu Yu, but wants to experiment with a new way to commit suicide.
You must know that Dracula's good thing in the past was to kill himself in a different way.
"Applause
Ringing!"
Dracula howled stupidly, took off all his clothes and left a pair of underwear, and injected the little "fuel" that had just been left after the explosion into the traversing device, and then began to activate it in the manner that Hakutsuki had taught him.
Although everyone knew that this thing would explode, they still had a little anticipation in their hearts, and they looked at Dracula closely.
When Dracula has done the final step ... Nothing was born.
Dracula scratched her head and looked at everyone, blushing.
A group of people breathed a sigh of relief.
At least it didn't explode.
In fact, this is also expected, it is electric welding, kicking and hammering, it is strange to make it easy.
Dracula's face was full of disappointment, and he sighed very decadently.
"It must be that the original middle finger left by Chu Fugui has expired. ”
After Dracula finished speaking, he kicked through the device hard.
After one kick, a mutation suddenly occurred.
The traversal device was like a tractor in disrepair, and there was a rumbling sound, followed by a burst of white mist.
Dracula's face was overjoyed.
When Chu Yu crossed, the crossing device also emitted a white mist, and after standing in the designated position and being wrapped, it would travel through time and space.
The white mist was thick, and it was mixed with a lot of choking black smoke.
At this time, Dracula couldn't care so much anymore, and went straight into the white gas.
Everyone's hearts were in their throats, but they didn't expect Dracula to really succeed.
The white mist grew thicker and thicker, and Dracula opened her mouth wide at everyone, suddenly wanting to say something, but for a moment she didn't know where to start.
Everyone also remembered that Dracula didn't leave a "last word" just now, because no one had any expectations.
Seeing that he was about to cross, Dracula could only gesture a scissorhand with his fingers.
After a few seconds, the white mist clears, and then... Dracula is still standing in place.
A crowd gathered around, and Dracula was dumbfounded.
Obviously everything is normal, but how can people still be in the same place?
Just when everyone was puzzled, Qin Beige suddenly opened his mouth and asked, "I... Where has Senior Brother Snake gone?"
Everyone looked in the direction of Qin Beige, and sure enough, in addition to an explosion-proof shield, a mobile phone and a large pile of clothes on the ground, there was still a trace of the flame snake.
Bai Yue opened her mouth, not knowing what to say for a while.
The flame snake disappeared out of thin air, and there was only one possibility, that is, it had crossed.
She remembered that Chu Yu seemed to have said before, when the flame snake crossed back from the end of the future, it seemed to be involuntary, and it was similar to the current situation. was crossed.
Dracula looked at the blast shield on the ground, and his face looked as if he had just been robbed of a two-color ball first-prize ticket.
Obviously, he tossed for half a year, obviously he repaired the crossing device, and obviously he entered Feng Kaishan
The body took out the battery, and the result... The flame snake has crossed, and there is no heavenly reason.
"Get out of the way, I'm going to do it again!"
Without waiting for everyone to start convincing, Dracula began to use cao) as a traversal device again.
As just now, Dracula took the last step, and then kicked hard according to the usual traversal device, and... There was no then, and the traversal device blew up.
A group of people with sparks all over their heads.
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Chu Yu didn't know that in different time and space, his unreliable friends formulated an unreliable rescue plan, and then teleported the flame snake very reliably to save him.
Chu Yu now just wants to meet Mr. Zhi quickly and then go overseas through the relationship.
You must know that this is not the time to go abroad if you want to go abroad, the procedures are very troublesome, and Chu Yu doesn't even have a certificate now.
Yan Huangfeng has so many disciples, more than 1,000 people, and none of them have a certificate, and Chu Zhidao's reason is very strong, if the police check the certificate, the disciple can just run away, if the police can catch up with the disciple who has practiced martial arts since childhood, then it doesn't matter if there is a certificate or not.
Along the way, Chu Yu's tossing was about to fall apart.
From the Yanhuangfeng Mountain Gate to the Jiulong Waterfall, then followed the disciples to ride a bicycle to the nearest town, then took an ox cart into the city, then took a bus, and finally reversed the train, and finally came to the national capital of China in 1993.
Although he was accompanied by different outer disciples along the way, Chu Yu was still tired.
And after getting on the train, the disciples left, and when he arrived in the national capital, there were other disciples to pick him up.
Chu Yu knew that if it was so difficult, it would have been better to make a helicopter with Mr. Zhi and leave.
After getting off the train, Chu Yu stood at the exit of the station, looking around, waiting for the outer disciples to pick him up.
After waiting for a long time, Chu Yu suddenly remembered something.
That is, he didn't know this outer disciple at all, and conversely, this disciple didn't know him either.
How do you find it when you don't know each other?
Chu Yu looked around three times, but he didn't see anyone holding a sign saying Chu Yu or Chu Shenbing.
Before getting on the train, they were accompanied by outer disciples, and these outer disciples knew each other, and after getting on the train, they were left alone, how could they find it?
Chu Yu wanted to scold a little, and the Yanhuangfeng Mountain Gate was too unreliable.
Just as he was about to find a phone booth to call Mr. Zhi, Chu Yu suddenly noticed a very dazzling big brother.
This eldest brother is not very old, that is, about thirty years old, in fact, he is a young man, and the reason why he is called a big brother is because... He's dressed like a big brother.
Holding a shaved ice in his left hand, he plucked a big brother weighing at least five pounds in his right hand, with a large gold chain around his neck, a square gold ring on his hand, and his big scalp shoes were shiny, and he was wearing this ironed straight crotchless pants.
If this line is changed to the next generation, it will definitely be the scum of the soil, but
In China in the early 90s, it was definitely a hipster on the cusp of fashion.
Not only Chu Yu looked at him, but almost everyone would look at him twice, and his eyes were full of envy.
In these years, if you have a pager on your waist, you can be considered a rich person, and if you carry a big brother in your hand, it will definitely be the focus of everyone.
From this point, it can also be seen that the modern people of Chu Yu are fundamentally different from the simple people in the early nineties.
When other people pass by this big brother, they will whisper a few words about the rich or boast about the big money.
Chu Yu rolled his eyes directly, and muttered a sentence pretending to be a bī) to show off his wealth.
As if noticing Chu Yu's gaze that was different from others, this person looked at Chu Yu and glanced at him with slanted eyes.
Chu Yu suddenly showed that this young man had a very evil look, especially those eyes.
This evil qi is not the same as the evil qi of the flame snake.
The evil spirit of the flame snake is the kind of person who knows at a glance that this guy is a dangerous person.
And the young man sat down on the railing, giving people a lazy feeling, as if he had no bones.
Chu Yu can be regarded as having read countless people, this kid is a single eyelid, and when he looks at it coldly, he feels as if this kid hasn't woken up, but after looking at it for a few more seconds, he sees that this person's eyes are full of abuse, not to see himself abusing himself, but to see everyone abusing him, as if the world is a joke, everyone is like a clown.
Let's say this person is a ruffian, no, it's fierce or bad, it's not, in short, it gives people a feeling of wanting to stay away.
This feeling made Chu Yu very strange, but he didn't think much about it, and after walking around twice, he began to look for a phone booth.
As a result, the phone booths at the exit were all overcrowded, and there were queues of waiting passengers outside the phone booths.
There is no mobile phone or anything in these years, basically people who get off the train will immediately use the phone booth to call their families to report their safety, Chu Yu saw this appearance and couldn't wait for an hour or two to be his turn, so he had to walk back to the exit of the station, afraid that the outer disciples would not find him.
Waiting, it was more than ten minutes, Chu Yu looked at the people coming and going, and then just now he saw the guy with the big brother still shaved ice at the exit of the station.
Chu Yu walked over with a smile on his face.
"Dude, please excuse me, I forgot to bring my mobile phone when I went out, you can use your mobile phone for me to make a call." ”
The eldest brother raised his head, looked at Chu Yu with a look at Shabi's watch, and scolded with squinted eyes: "You are joking with the master, hurry up, or the master will deal with you later." ”
"Damn, it's just a phone call, what's the hurry. ”
Chu Yu was just about to scold back, but suddenly remembered that he was really too abrupt.
In the next life, if you really go out and encounter something urgent, it is normal to find a stranger to borrow a phone call and make a call.
But now in this year, Big Brother is a big deal, and the housekeeper borrowing Big Brother is basically equivalent to managing a stranger to borrow a private jet in the future life.
Chu Yu smiled bitterly, turned around and left, thinking that it was to cross Houjin
The card players are not there, and if they are, you will roll around and call Daddy.
"Turtle, you wait. Seeing that Chu Yu was leaving, the young man stood up, squinted his eyes and said, "You came down from the train at 9:30." ”
Chu Yu turned around and nodded slightly: "What's the matter?"
"Did everyone get out of the car?"
Chu Yu replied impatiently: "How do I know, you won't go in and see it yourself." ”
"Yo, your temper is still stubborn, and you want to shake off your grandfather. The young man took out five yuan from his pocket, stabbed it, tore it in half, and handed half of it to Chu Yu: "Master, this person is more embarrassed, you go in and take a look, see if there are any passengers who haven't gotten off the car, come out and tell the master, and the remaining half will be given to you, as a hard work." ”
Chu Yu wanted to scold a little, if it weren't for the other party giving him a very unsimple feeling, he would have already breathed out a mouthful.
Five bucks... Tear it in half, two pieces of five let me run, I'll.
Chu Yu was also idle, and said with a smile: "Dude, do you know that if you tear five yuan in half, you can also go to the bank to exchange it for two yuan and five." ”
The young man smiled: "You mean that you are holding the half-pulled two pieces of five and preparing to turn it up?"
"I'll help you run, and when you come out, you lend me Big Brother a little bit, and I'll fight for less than a minute... ”
Without waiting for Chu Yu to finish speaking, the young man jumped directly from the railing and ran out.
Chu Yu turned his head and saw this young man running in front of an old man in a gray robe, with a smile on his face, he had to help others with the duffel bag, he was very attentive, and at this time, he looked arrogant and arrogant when he just faced himself.
Chu Yu originally thought that the young man had received someone, but now the gray-robed old man's face was full of horror, and he didn't seem to know the other party at all, and he also called out to recognize the wrong person.
A group of people hula cheered around, and Chu Yu also walked over, ready to take a look.
The young man was anxious, and he shouted at the gray-robed old man again and again: "Don't make fun of me, I'm a disciple of the outer gate, and the mountain gate has notified me to come to pick you up." ”
"What an inner door and an outer door, young descendant, you really recognize the wrong person. ”
If the old man hadn't seen this young man holding the big brother, he would have thought that he had met a thief who had snatched the bag.
"How can it be, you have a majestic face, and you are still wearing a gray robe, this dress, this dress, how can the disciple admit his mistake. ”
Hearing this young man mention the outer disciples, Chu Yu, who was making trouble, couldn't cry or laugh, feeling that this eldest brother was the one who came to pick him up, but this was too high-profile.
It's no wonder that they admit their mistakes.
The old man who just came out of the station did not say anything about the gray robe, but also combed a ball hair, it is estimated that he is a Taoist priest, and he is dressed like an elder in the mountain gate, and it is reasonable to admit his mistake.
Chu Yu walked over, raised his leg and kicked according to the young man's stock, ready to report himself.
Who knew that before he waited for a kick, the young man seemed to have eyes on the back of his head, and on the fierce side, he directly grabbed Chu Yu's arm, pulled and pushed, and Chu Yu was direct
Fell to the ground.
The young man cut Chu Yu's arm instead, with a cold expression: "If you want to sneak attack the master, you are tired of it." ”
Chu Yu's painful head was sweating, and he hurriedly shouted: "I'm a Chu Shenbing!"
The young man was slightly stunned at first, and then he seemed to change his face, the cold color on his face just now directly turned into a flattering smile, and after pulling Chu Yu up, he gently patted him all over again, and straightened Chu Yu's trouser legs.
"Hey, it turns out that you are Elder Chu, no wonder you just looked at you... No, it's no wonder I just watched you look dignified and energetic, you are too young, otherwise how could the disciple admit his mistake. ”
Chu Yu scolded angrily: "Didn't you call me a turtle just now?"
"Scolding you turtle?" The young man looked ruthless: "Who scolded you just now, elder, if you say something, I will go and destroy his whole family now, don't worry, I won't let go of even a dog, I'll go and give you a vent now." ”
Chu Yu opened his mouth, and he didn't know what to scold for a long time.
It's useless to deal with this kind of person, you just scold nothing.
Rolling his eyes, Chu Yu threw the satchel to the other party: "What do you call it?"
"Do you ask for the name in the mountain gate, or in the world?"
"Anything. ”
Chu Yu doesn't care, it's just a title.
"The disciple of the deacon hall outside the gate is famous, and his name is Yi. ”
"Easy... ?" Chu Yu looked cold: "What about the names in the world?"
"Yi Minjie. ”
"Then I'll call you Yi Minjie from now on. ”
"You can shout anything. ”
Chu Yu looked at Yi Minjie again from top to bottom, and asked curiously: "Aren't the disciples of Yan Huangfeng all low-key, and your dress is too high-profile." ”
"Who listens to those old girls in the mountain gate... ”
Halfway through speaking, Yi Minjie hurriedly changed his words: "Isn't this afraid that you won't recognize the disciple, you see, you saw the disciple at the first glance as soon as you came out of the station." ”
Chu Yu couldn't cry or laugh.
He suddenly became very curious about this disciple named Yi Minjie.
He has seen a lot of outer disciples, and he can't jump out of one for a long time, and mentioning the elders is like mentioning his own father, the admonitions of those elders, as well as the rules and ancestral teachings of the door, are all regarded as the precepts of a lifetime, and they are completely a group of dogmatic fools.
But this guy in front of him, no matter how he looks at it, he doesn't look like an outer disciple, at least, he is the first disciple of Yan Huangfeng who dares to call the elders "Old Girl" himself.