I've known the fat man for so long, I know that he is more sexual, often watching island blockbusters at home, and also taking out exercises for the agility of the left and right hands, but I really haven't seen him look at any woman like this, and then I asked him, he said, this surnamed Su's figure should be said to be one in a million, a natural cannon rack, absolutely two big, three long, four thin, and empty.

Seeing that I didn't understand, he specially explained to me:

"The two big ones are the big breasts, the big buttocks, the three long, the legs are long, the hair is long, the fingers are long, the four are thin, the feet and necks are thin, the wrists are thin, the neck is thin, the waist is thin, and the empty is the thighs are empty"

I really don't understand what he said, and I don't know where he learned such dirty aesthetic standards, anyway, I don't think I really like anything other than big butts and big breasts.

After about half an hour, we arrived at the ticket office of Yanoda, and the fat man said that he wanted to buy a ticket for Miss Su to go in with us, and let her guide her, which was no better than waiting outside.

In fact, who doesn't know how many taels of oil there is in his little fancy intestines! But Miss Su didn't buy his account at all, and dragged her shoes to the car, saying:

"No, there's a guide inside, you guys go in and play! I'm tired of playing here."

In a word, the fat man's farts couldn't be released, and finally the boring bar clicked his mouth, and pulled me to buy a ticket, before leaving, Miss Su asked me to write down her phone number, saying that when we finished playing, she would call her, and she would pick us up at the door.

Entered the scenic spot, sure enough, there are a lot of young people with tour guide signs hanging around their necks at the door, and they persuaded tourists to hire themselves as tour guides, I chose a circle with the fat man, and finally chose a small team composed of individual tourists, and collectively hired a small beautiful tour guide, so that not only the cost is much cheaper, but also the crowd is also lively.

There are about 20 people in this small team, and they have followed the little tour guide to the scenic spot, and the fat man turned around to look outside the scenic spot in three steps, without thinking, he was definitely looking for the red Buick at the door, and the root of my teeth itched, and he slapped the fat man's thick neck.

"I said fatty, can you be a little bit of a good person?"

The fat man was stunned by me, and reacted and hurriedly explained:

"No, Yoko, didn't you notice that the woman was a little abnormal?"

"What's wrong?"

My first reaction was to think that the fat man had discovered some supernatural event, but his answer was that I really wanted to strangle him to death on the spot.

The fat man said, "That woman never laughed with us from beginning to end."

I couldn't laugh or cry, so I pretended to pinch the fat man and replied: "Which law says that people must bare their teeth and smile with you when they see you?

"You can't say that, how can we say that we are also her customers? It's God who paid for her, right? She didn't even smile? She still has a face that is about to die, anyway, I feel that there is something wrong with this woman."

"You can pull it down! Give it back to God? You want people to treat you as God for 200 yuan a day?

In fact, when this woman quoted to me today, I was quite puzzled, it was only 200 yuan a day, although it was too cheap!

The fat man's face was bitter, and I couldn't bear to continue to persuade, "I can't guarantee that people have defective teeth, or have big buckteeth, I'm afraid that a smile will scare you, besides, what does it matter to you if people have a heart?

The fat man was not happy when he heard it, and he saw the little tour guide in front of him walking ten meters away with people, and pulled me to walk a few steps quickly

"Why don't you care about my business? Let's not talk about the mood of my play, if I get distracted and drive the car into the mountains and the sea, then won't we be completely reimbursed?"

"Fuck off, uncle, why don't you want to have a good relationship with the two of us?"

The two of us played and followed the team inside, and the little tour guide introduced us one by one on the way, who was serious and responsible, and spoke very funny.

"The little woman is from the Li nationality, this scenic spot is our residence, we don't need tickets to enter and leave every day, don't be envious!"

"Look at the tree, the handsome guy who is climbing the tree is the champion of our climbing competition here, and his name is handsome guy!"

"This old woman is one hundred and three years old! The tattoos on her face are the national tattoos of our Li people, and she is also the person with the most tattoos on her body, and she has even been interviewed by CCTV!

We followed the sight of the little tour guide and saw an old man wearing ethnic minority clothes sitting at the door of a wooden house, with a face full of ravines and dark blue tattoos, mixed together, looking a little awkward, but this is the culture of the Li people, but the little tour guide said that tattoos on the body are an ancient tradition, and now, they are almost rare.

After that, we crossed the rainforest plank road, the vegetation in the forest valley is intricately intertwined, covering the sky and the sun, bursts of fresh and cool are blowing in the face, unloading the complexity and chaos in the city, the stone path is secluded, the nine curved ileum, the aerial flower basket, the old stem is full of flowers, and the vines are clinging, showing the peculiar landscape of the tropical rainforest.

"This tree is called "Seeing Blood and Sealing the Throat", and anyone who has read martial arts novels and movies knows that it is highly poisonous, so you should pay attention! Don't touch it, otherwise I won't be responsible!"

The little tour guide's delicate voice, echoing in our ears, although she is not very old, but she knows how to use the charm of language to attract everyone's attention, petite and delicate figure, with a coquettish tone, so that the more than 20 tourists who followed her, very satisfied, also very happy, from time to time will make some innocuous jokes with her, making others laugh again and again.

We have been walking towards the mountain, passing through the dream valley that integrates into the green field streams and waterfalls, watching the parrot show, the crocodile show, the Hainan Bayin, which is listed as the intangible cultural heritage, the firewood dance of the Li nationality, walking through the Sandao Valley full of red ropes, looking into the distance, looking at this green Yanoda, the mood of me and the fat man is about to fly.

"Hey, Hainan is such a good place, I don't want to leave."

The fat man looked at the rope bridge, the red rope was tied to the words on the wooden sign, and I was chattering, I nodded, looking at the scenery in the distance, this place is indeed beautiful, so beautiful that it is unreal.

"Yoko, how about we buy a house here in the future? The climate is so good, it's suitable for retirement!"

Seeing that I didn't pay attention to him, the fat man said to himself: "Take our parents and our parents to live here, what do you think?"

I still nodded and replied, "Good idea, then let's go back and work hard to make money, I guess the house in this place is not cheap!"

The two of us chatted while walking, occasionally took a few photos as a souvenir, crossed the rope bridge, there were two little beauties of the Li nationality put a wreath around the neck of the tourists passing here, and then dragged us to take pictures one by one, the service was quite good.

Continue to walk towards the depths of Yanoda Scenic Area, the more you go inside, the fewer tourists, but the more beautiful the scenery, the top of the tree-lined path is a long dirt slope, at this time there is a middle-aged male tourist copied the accent of Shanghai, pointing to the dirt slope and asking the tour guide:

"Little beauty, so many jars on it are you drowning kimchi drops?"

The male tourist's question attracted the attention of the tour guide and others, and all of us looked at the place where he pointed to the place where there were many old altars densely lined up, roughly calculated, no less than a hundred and ten, and all the way down, such altars were only more than decreasing.

The little tour guide pursed his lips and smiled, and replied: "Those are the ashes of our ancestors, but don't be afraid! This is the custom of our Li people, and this is also a treasure land with excellent feng shui, which will bless the family of the Li people, and be safe!"

She said that she wouldn't let us be afraid, but when she saw so many urns of ashes, it was strange that she was not afraid! Everyone was dumbfounded, and no one said a word for a long time.

The little tour guide saw that many people were frightened, and quickly explained that this is the custom of their Li nationality and the ashes of their ancestors, but I saw some red crooked fonts on those old altars, although because of age, the font color has almost fallen off, but I can still identify it, those are a kind of rune "soul sealing talisman"

Taoist talismans are mainly based on "fixing", "towning", "sealing", "expelling" and "extinguishing", among which the "sealing" talismans, whether it is a magic talisman or a soul sealing talisman, are all playing the role of sealing and imprisoning, just like the previous Manzhen people sealed the yin soul of Gong Yi into the red sandalwood tree, there is only one purpose, that is, not to let the evil ghost yin come out to do trouble, but also to imprison the yin soul, so that it can not be reincarnated.

If it is really like what the little tour guide said, the ashes of the ancestors are in the altar, I think, it is absolutely impossible, who will seal the ghost of their ancestors and prevent him from entering the underworld and entering reincarnation?

So my guess is that there should have been some major event here a long time ago that caused these Yin Spirits to be collectively sealed, but I don't know, what is the reason for this large-scale seal, is it because the people who come here are not strong in skill, and can only seal but not exceed? Or is there another purpose, then I don't know.