Chapter 58: Old Kids
After eating, it was already more than ten o'clock, we drove to Zhou Keqiang's house downstairs, I told him to let him wait for the letter downstairs, I asked him to go up when he went up, Zhou Keqiang nodded, a little gloomy and said, "Master Xiaozhong, I have a request"
I had already guessed what he was going to say, but I nodded anyway.
"I guess my dad might have something I need to do, so ......! So ......!" Zhou Keqiang lowered his head and stopped talking, as if he didn't know how to express it.
The vast majority of people in this world are in awe of ghosts and gods, although they can understand one or two in some legends, but after all, it is only one or two of them, not all, not necessarily accurate, it is said that he should be an atheist, and even has an inexplicable aversion to the things of cows, ghosts, snakes and gods and people like me, but he is sure that he has really seen his father's ghost, so he doesn't know what kind of words to use to express his request to me, and he is speechless for a while, and it is understandable.
"Don't worry! I know how to do it, I won't hurt Ling Zun's ghost unless I have to!" I dropped a sentence, greeted the fat man, and went upstairs with the key to Zhou Keqiang's house, leaving him in the car to look at my back and sigh.
I decided to take the fat man with me on this mission, on the one hand, because there will be no danger to the ghost this time, and on the other hand, I also want to exercise him, the fat man can't say whether he is excited or afraid, anyway, I think his heart is not so calm.
When I came to Zhou Keqiang's house, the fat man and I didn't turn on the lights, according to the direction of the bedroom he described to me, we walked in in the dark, anyway, there was still some time, and we were going to go to bed to rest for a while.
At about two or three o'clock in the second half of the night, I heard a faint sound from the living room, like people walking back and forth, and as if something was hitting the ground, "pop, pop, pop" The frequency was not fast, but it was very rhythmic.
"It's coming!"
I whispered to the fat man next to me, this time the fat man reacted quickly, sat up with a "poof", I pressed his shoulder, signaled him to be quiet, when I came, I specially asked Zhou Keqiang about his father's temperament before his death, he said that his father was not a big problem, but he was timid.
Most of the ghosts will retain some of his personality when they just died, some of them are not easy to deal with, and some of them are relatively easy to deal with, and some of them are relatively easy to be mild, since Zhou Keqiang said that his father is timid, and I and the fat man are a living person, a new face, for fear of scaring his father away, or creating any trouble, so it is right for us to be cautious.
I used yin qi to first open the fat man's yin and yang eyes and the listening officer temporarily, and then tiptoed open the door, our heads went up and down through the crack in the door to look into the living room, but after looking for a long time did not see the shadow of the ghost, I wondered if it would be gone, just wanted to pull the fat man out, the fat man ran out of the room with a "whoop", and scared me.
"Fucking fatty, are you fucking scaring me? Are you still scaring yourself? It's okay to call a fart, what did I tell you when I came?" I yelled a little angrily, and now that the fat man was calling, neither of us could even think about it without revealing it.
"No, Yoko...... Look behind you" The fat man stared at the bull's eye, trembling and stretched out his hand to point behind me, his expression I felt more permeable than a fucking ghost, I glared at him, isn't it a ghost, I have already felt it, what is there to make a fuss about.
I turned around and looked at Zhou Fen, who was wearing a white-haired shroud behind me, deliberately exuding some yin energy, wanting to shorten the distance between me and him, and then said in a relatively stable tone, "Zhou Fen, don't be afraid, the two of us have no malicious intentions, we were entrusted by your eldest son to come and chat with you, do you have any wishes? Why don't you go to the underworld to report?" I looked at Zhou Fen, and the fat man also walked to my side at this time, and muttered in a low voice, "I don't know who is more afraid of whom...... You coax it, who coaxes me?"
His words undoubtedly made me roll my eyes for a while, and the fat man pursed his lips and stopped squeaking.
I originally thought that Zhou Fen would explain to me the reason why he was pestering his son very smoothly, but I didn't expect that after hearing what I said, his expression changed, and he suddenly lay on the ground with his hands, and then climbed to the corner of the wall and grabbed the wall, and then climbed up against the wall like a gecko.
That's not all, after he climbed to the roof, his whole body suddenly burrowed into the ceiling, and he disappeared.
The fat man and I stood there in a daze, a little inexplicable and a little overwhelmed.
The fat man swallowed and spit, stared at the ceiling, and said, "Yoko, did you see it?"
I rolled my eyes helplessly and replied, "I'm not fucking blind."
What's the matter with this guy? It's not that cowardly, right?
I can feel that Zhou Fen's ghost is hiding in the ceiling, and I can also feel that its yin spirit at this time does have some mood swings, it seems that it is really afraid of me, I wonder if I have the coercion of the judge, so he is afraid? Or is what I said too direct? He didn't know how to answer? I was guessing wildly, Zhou Fen on the top finally spoke, "Lord Yincha, don't arrest me away, I still have some things, can I go back by myself when it's done?"
I see, it's about the same as I thought, and sure enough, it was my coercion that scared him.
I hurriedly explained, "Zhou Fen, I know you have something to do, I'm here to help you, can you come out and speak?"
"You're not here to arrest me?" Zhou Fen in the ceiling poked his head out, and glanced at me and the fat man in disbelief, the gray hair, the questioning tone, and the stunned expression, a bit like an old child, made me smile and said: "Yes, you come down! Tell me what you want to do?"
Zhou Fen seemed to believe me, "whoosh" a few times and crawled down and floated in front of me, the fat man next to me was not very scared, sat on the ground and urged, "Hurry up, let's listen"
Zhou Fen's face full of vicissitudes heard the fat man's words, and he collapsed instantly, and said with some grievances and helplessness, "Actually, it's nothing, I just want Qiangzi to send me my set of painting guys, but I can't talk to him, this kid is probably afraid of me, so he won't come back to live."
Knowing Zhou Fen's wishes, I asked the fat man to call Zhou Keqiang and ask him to come up and solve it, and soon, there was a knock on the door, Zhou Fen's ghost shook, I told it not to be afraid, it was his son, Zhou Fen heard it, and "whoosh" and ran into Zhou Keqiang's bedroom, I thought it might be because I scared my son before, and I felt a little shadowy in my heart.
This old man is also quite interesting, if it weren't for the time when he died, I could have considered giving him five years of longevity, so that he could enjoy the joy of family again.
Zhou Keqiang and Zhang Fuhai came up together, I briefly told Zhou Keqiang in the living room, and told him that his father was now in his bedroom, and then used yin qi to open his yin and yang eyes and listen to the officer, so that he could communicate with Zhou Fen normally.
After listening to me, Zhou Keqiang said with a sad face: "I originally wanted to keep it as a souvenir, and I knew that I would send him down directly that day" After speaking, he walked to the door of his bedroom, knocked on the door gently, and said: "Dad, I am a strong son, I came in, don't be afraid!"
The fat man and Zhang Fuhai and I turned on the light, sat on the sofa in the living room and waited for Zhou Keqiang, after all, it is someone's family affair, and it is also a ghost who is not harmful, it is not appropriate for a few of us to go in, just let them get along for a while!
After a while, I heard Zhou Keqiang start crying in the room, and after crying for a while, he said: "Dad, don't worry, I will definitely do what you say, I will burn paper to you every season, you can buy whatever you need, and if you can't do it, give me your dreams."
Zhou Keqiang cried for a while, and the room was quiet, I felt that Zhou Fen's ghostly breath was gone, and after a while, Zhou Keqiang wiped his tears and walked out of the door, saw me and asked: "Master Xiaozhong, my father is ...... him"
I patted him on the shoulder to comfort him and explained, "He's gone to the underworld to report, it seems that he is still very relieved of you, and tomorrow night you can take time to burn what he wants at the intersection! ”
Zhou Keqiang nodded again and again and thanked me, and asked me how much it would cost, I waved my hand at him, originally wanting to say that for the sake of his family being good citizens, I wouldn't accept it, but before I could open my mouth, Zhang Keqiang turned his head and said to Zhang Fuhai: "Send 50,000 yuan to Master Xiao Zhong tomorrow, don't forget"
I stopped my hand on my chest, and I was surprised for a moment, and then I saw Zhou Keqiang's expression, and I understood.
This person is really cautious in doing things, he knows the idea that I don't take money, but I guess I am afraid that I will owe me a favor, and I will ask him to repay it with some unreasonable demands in the future, so he is willing to take out 50,000 yuan to seal my thoughts, and I accept the money, and the transaction is over.
After that, I rejected Zhou Keqiang's kindness to send me home, and pulled the fat man away, since he didn't want to have anything to do with the master in the future, the master was not the master who had to pester him, hum!