Chapter 026: Tricks
Chapter 026 Tricks
Originally...
You're men!
It was like a sudden wind blowing through the courtyard of the mushroom house and falling on the hearts of the four big men in the courtyard.
also succeeded in amusing the group of transparent people under the shed on the west side.
It's a joke...
It was as if Linghua welded the door to the car by herself, and then stepped on the accelerator, and the front of the car was bumped, and the whole body suddenly rushed out.
Xiao Yang and Wang Taili, who were sitting in the car, were a little dizzy by the speed of Linghua's car.
But they were already in the car, and they couldn't break the windows and jump off.
After all, this jump is a broken bone... If you're lucky, can't you still keep a whole corpse?
As for pulling the handbrake?
That's even more impossible.
If it is not operated properly, it is a tragedy of both people and vehicles.
Therefore, I can only push the boat with the current... Keep the joke going.
So, Xiao Yang and Wang Taili hooked up with each other: "That's right, we've both been together for ten years!"
Linghua sneered: "Okay, I was just joking with the two of you, and you two are still acting."
I'll clean up the room and you continue talking. ”
Linghua left the window, turned around and went back to the house to continue tidying up, leaving the courtyard...
Zeng Yi and Xu Mu couldn't cry or laugh.
Xiao Yang and Wang Taili looked at each other...
This joke is like a hurricane, it comes and goes.
Come violently, go chic.
Xiao Yang and Wang Taili, who talked about it, talked about the business of coming back.
"Xu Mu, do you have waterproof clothing and rubber shoes in the mushroom house?"
"It's both. It's just..."
"Are you two sure you're wearing these?"
Xiao Yang responded: "Sure." ”
Wang Taili: "Definitely. ”
"Uh..." Xu Mu shook his head, muttering silently in his heart: I hope you don't regret it later.
"The waterproof suit and galoshes are in the utility room at the back of the kitchen, I'll take you to get them. ”
Xu Mu took the other three into the utility room and found waterproof clothing and rubber shoes.
Xiao Yang and Wang Taili put on the equipment they searched for, and waved their hands to Zeng Yi Xu Mu: "Let's go to plow, bye." ”
Zeng Yi waved his hand: "Bye-bye." ”
Xu Mu: "You two wait a minute, I'll accompany you." ”
"Brother Zeng Yi, do you want to go to the field together?"
"yes, okay. ”
In response, Zeng Yi pondered, thinking that Xiao Yang and Wang Taili and the others had a special trip back for waterproof clothing and rubber shoes.
asked Xu Mu: "Hey, Xu Mu, do we also have to wear waterproof clothing and rubber shoes?"
"No need for that. ”
Xu Mu turned around and entered the house, and Zeng Yi followed Xu Mu in.
Walking into the living room, Zeng Yi heard Xu Mu say, "Let's change into a pair of slippers, it's OK to go over." ”
"Change your slippers?"
"That's right. ”
Zeng Yi asked: "Why do you want to change your slippers?"
Xu Mu smiled slightly: "You'll know later." ”
The two of them changed their slippers at the door of the living room, and then left the mushroom house one after the other and headed for the paddy fields behind the mushroom house, that is, on the north side of the hillside.
When Zeng Yi and Xu Mu were about to arrive at the edge of the field, Xiao Yang and Wang Taili were just erecting the plow and rake under the guidance of Wang Jinze.
Xiao Yang led the oxen in front, and Wang Taili pulled the plough and rake in the back, preparing to go to the ground.
Zeng Yi and Xu Mu, while rushing to the paddy field belonging to the mushroom house, were still looking from afar, watching what Xiao Yang and Wang Taili were doing.
"You, lead the cow to the ground first!"
It was still one or two hundred meters away from the paddy field, and Zeng Yi Xu Mu and the others heard Wang Jinze shouting, and taught Xiao Yang Wang Taili and the two of them how to go to the ground.
Xiao Yang listened to the command, clutched the rope in his hand, turned his body to the paddy field, and stared at the water below... Tentatively, his right foot left the edge of the ground and slowly stepped into the paddy field.
And then... The center of gravity moved forward, and the left foot also stepped in, and as he completely entered the field, Xiao Yang clearly felt that the right foot that stepped into the water was deeply sunk in.
Both feet are submerged in the underwater mud, but fortunately, the water level visible to the naked eye is only about 20 centimeters, plus the bottom layer of mud, probably submerged more than 30 centimeters of rubber shoes?
Seeing this, Xiao Yang was calm, shook off the uneasiness in his heart, and prepared to pull out his right foot behind him.
Zeng Yi saw Xiao Yang's movements from a distance, and said to Xu Mu beside him: "Look at Xiao Yang, you have gone to the ground." ”
"Well, it's going to be a good show. ”
"What do you mean?"
"Just look at it!"
Zeng Yi let out an 'oh', his eyes were firmly fixed on Xiao Yang's side, for fear of missing the upcoming show in Xu Mu's mouth.
The distance between Zeng Yi and Xu Mu and the paddy field is slowly narrowing.
On the paddy field's side, Xiao Yang pulled out his right foot vigorously, preparing to take a step forward. However, when he put on rubber shoes, his feet seemed to be absorbed in the mud by a suction cup, and his legs were not pulled out at once, and Xiao Yang, who was too strong, stumbled and fell into the paddy field all of a sudden.
"What's going on? Why did Xiao Yang fall?"
Zeng Yi was stunned, and in a blink of an eye, Xiao Yang plunged into the paddy field, and there was a lot of splash.
"Let's hurry up. ”
Zeng Yi, who was originally relaxed and slow, took a step and ran, and under the drive of Zeng Yi, Xu Mu in the back also ran towards Xiao Yang.
At the same time, Xiao Yang fluttered twice in the paddy field and stood up.
He said to Wang Taili, who had dropped the rake and was about to go to the ground, "I'm fine, don't come down yet." ”
"Hey, it's good to wear waterproof clothing, otherwise this body would be soaked. ”
"Look, it's covered in mud, hahaha. ”
"You're still laughing, why don't you come down and try it?"
"Forget it, I'm scared of you. ”
When Wang Taili heard this, he stopped on the edge of the ground, motionless, as if he hadn't heard Xiao Yang speak just now. Wang Jinze, who watched all this happen, scolded with a smile: "You cub, how can you be so anxious as you are to pump your feet."
When your feet are stuck in the mud, you have to pump them out slowly.
If you are in a hurry to pull it out all at once, you will use too much force like you just did, and you will be sucked by the mud and your feet will not be able to pull out. ”
"So, I'll try again?"
Before the scalper got off the ground, Xiao Yang was bullied by this paddy field, and he was a little stunned.
But at this moment, he was deep in the paddy field, and he had to pull his legs and feet again.
Slowly...
Slowly...
Foot pumping...
Get out of the silt,
Pumping out of the water...
One more step forward...
Plunged deep into it again.
The center of gravity is moving forward again... Xiao Yang felt... I sank in a little bit with both feet...
But now, Xiao Yang has a spectrum in his heart.
With a smile on his face, he wrote happily: "Huh, it's done!"
"It's not planted now!"
Xiao Yang, who found the trick, pulled the rope in his hand, dragged the ox to let it go down to the field, and when the ox and the plow were sent into the field by Xiao Yang and Wang Taili, Zeng Yi and Xu Mu trotted all the way to the destination.
When he came to the paddy field, Zeng Yi looked at Xiao Yang covered in mud and looking like a mess.
Squinted his eyes and smiled: "Xiao Yang, what's the matter with you?"
I just saw you fall from afar!"
The corners of Xiao Yang's mouth were bitter: "You can come down and try it!"
"Let's go down and try..."
Zeng Yi was about to go down to the edge of the ground and enter the paddy field, but was stopped by Xu Mu.
"Take off your slippers, put them on the ground and go down. ”
"Oh, thank you Xu Mu for reminding me. ”
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