Chapter 229: Materializing Tail Feathers
Poof, Zheng Fang couldn't help but be amused, the three-legged ghost Wu also has myopia?
"What's so ridiculous? Behind every seemingly absurd act, there is a very simple and reasonable reason. Du Laosan glanced at Zheng Fang with small eyes and said seriously.
"Does that seem to make sense?" Zheng Fang was stunned.
"Du Laosan, what are you talking nonsense? Feng Laosan is afraid of recognizing the wrong bird, why didn't he see him holding the faces of other birds?" Du Laosan's daughter-in-law questioned.
"What do you know? As long as he recognizes his daughter-in-law, what else does it matter to him?"
"Du Laosan! I warn you, you are swearing again! How many times have I talked to you, you can't swear, you can't swear, you swear again!" Du Laosan's daughter-in-law started to swear again.
"What kind of swear words? Bird business is not bird business, is it still personnel? Or as this dead ghost gentleman said, is it a ghost thing? Female bird, can you distinguish between swear words and philosophy?" Du Laosan immediately retorted.
I'll go! There is also philosophy, Zheng Fang was shocked when he heard it, the more noisy the quarrel between the two of them became, the more profound it became.
"Stop, stop, stop! Labor and management don't have time to listen to your nonsense, what kind of philosophical swearing? Hurry up and talk about it, how can you compensate me for my losses?" Zheng Fang originally planned to take the tone, forcing the two three-legged ghost crows to take the initiative to beg for mercy, and then put forward a request to materialize the tail feathers, but look at this posture, the more noisy these two people are, they are all philosophical, this guy, that is not enough to squat in the back at length, where does Zheng Fang have the patience to listen to the husband and wife slowly quarrel, and then he has to simply put forward his own compensation claim.
"Mr. Dead Ghost, how can you compare swear words with philosophy? Swear words are swear words that have no meaning, and philosophy is the crystallization of the wisdom of our birds, you know, next to every chattering female bird, there is a male ghost black philosopher, unfortunately, the light of our wisdom is always drowned out by swear words, but it will never be understood by the female bird, I thought you would be better than the female bird, but I didn't expect ......" Du Laosan looked at Zheng Fang with regret, as if he was looking at a stupid thing that could not be saved, as for the compensation that Zheng Fang said, it didn't seem to be the same thing at all.
"Du Laosan, you dare to talk nonsense! I lay eggs for you, serve you every day, other birds have flown away, only I accompany you, you dare to hate me for chattering? Do you still have a conscience? What filthy remnant soul have you swallowed? Have you turned you into such an abomination? What do you say that the ghost crow is a female bird next to you? Tell me honestly, besides the ghost crow, what other bird have you ever had a bad idea about? The last time the broken beak finch flew over, I saw that your eyes were abnormal, and you honestly said it, did you have bad thoughts about it?...... Du Lao's third daughter-in-law jumped to her feet.
Brushing and brushing, Zheng Fang's two flying stars all came out of the body, and crossed countless cold curves around Du Laosan and his wife.
"Don't make any noise! Who dares to squeak again, labor and management will keep it silent forever!" Zheng Fang's head was throbbing and aching, and he finally understood why the other three-legged ghosts had all flown away, leaving only these two people here.
"Hua Xiangrong, we borrowed a rooster from Li Xiaoyi, remember to pay him, don't forget!" Du Laosan glanced at Zheng Fang coldly, not afraid of his threat at all, put on a righteous and awe-inspiring posture, and greeted his daughter-in-law.
"Help! Dead ghost, please, don't kill my husband, his brain is broken, we haven't borrowed a rooster from Li Xiaomi, what is a rooster? Is it also a bird? Du Laosan, how many things are you still hiding from me?" Du Laosan's daughter-in-law changed her face greatly, and she fell on the ground with a plop, begging Zheng Fang for mercy, and then became curious about the rooster, and turned her head to ask Du Laosan.
"Hua Xiangrong, as the wife of a ghost philosopher, haven't you read a little book?......" Du Laosan looked at his daughter-in-law sadly.
Brush, brush, countless black smoke rose to the sky for a while, Zheng Fang finally couldn't bear it anymore, the two flying stars were on Du Laosan and his daughter-in-law in an instant, and I don't know how many times, he controlled it very well, and didn't take the lives of two people, and the matter of materializing tail feathers has not yet been settled.
As soon as Feixing left, the two birds immediately hugged each other and shivered.
"What do you want, can you just say it? Baba ran back here, don't you just want to hear an apology? After going around for a long time without talking about the topic, grinding and chirping annoying people, and especially violent, I haven't seen you like this?" Du Laosan stomped his feet and yelled at Zheng Fang, his voice was full of crying, that is, how aggrieved he was.
"Don't swear, woo...... It hurts, don't swear......" His fat daughter-in-law buried her head in his arms, crying while still correcting her husband.
"Uh...... This crow has already seen that my plan is coming?" Zheng Fang's old face turned red, the co-author had been waiting for him to speak, and he was still planning to plan and go, specially, this can be regarded as a crow's contempt! Zheng Fang was a little embarrassed to give Du Laosan this roar.
"Is there a materialized tail feather? Labor and management don't want much, three is enough. Zheng Fang opened his mouth stupidly, feeling that he was really degenerate, not much different from the bandit Wei Shengzhi had said.
"Materialized tail feathers? Are you really embarrassed to ask for them? Materialized tail feathers are a symbol of our male bird's identity, a sign of dignity, the favorite of female birds, and the most valuable property of our three-legged ghost black, and we will never ......" Du Laosan widened his small eyes and looked at Zheng Fang angrily.
"Give it, don't listen to him, let's give, that broken thing, every time before mating, give me one, I'm tired of dying, I can't eat, I can't wear it, I still take up space there, we only have one mating period a year, he uses that broken thing to perfunctory me every year, I still have seven or eight in that nest, you'd better have them all, pull them down." Du Lao's third daughter-in-law hurriedly shouted.
"What are you talking about?Every time I send you to you, aren't you always beautiful, are you lying to me?" Du Laosan glared at his daughter-in-law, as if he didn't know her.
"What else can you do if you don't lie? It's just a chance once a year, and you can't just stop doing it because of a broken feather? Look at your desperate efforts to save that broken feather, I didn't lie to you for your inexplicable vanity? The most hateful thing is that as long as you don't grow that feather, you won't dare to come to see me during the mating period? Don't you just want to think about my feelings?" Du Lao's third daughter-in-law said confidently.
"What you said is true?" Du Laosan looked at his daughter-in-law in a daze, with a touched face.
"Of course it's true, old husband and wife for so many years, who cares about those vain things! What I want is your heart!" his daughter-in-law glared at Du Laosan fiercely, one wing stretched out, and the weight was on its chest.
"What about the mating period? Is the mating period coming soon?" Du Laosan hugged his daughter-in-law, his head turned around, and shouted excitedly, looking at the meaning, he was already a little impatient.
"Hey, enough lyricism, get my three tail feathers, I'm still fine, but I don't have the leisure to mess with you here. Zheng Fang was angry and funny in his heart, and he was a little curious, and he didn't understand the mating period that they were so concerned about, what was so important, in short, it was serious to get the materialized tail feathers quickly.
"Let's go get it, in the nest, let's go get it......" Du Laosan said as he spoke, and they both flew up.
"Who told you all to go? Hua Xiangrong, you go and get it, be careful, your husband's life is all in your hands!" Zheng Fang drank Du Laosan's mouthful, hesitated slightly, and instructed Du Laosan's daughter-in-law to get the materialized tail feathers.
"You'll regret it. Seeing Hua Xiangrong's fat body trembling and flying away, Du Laosan glanced at Zheng Fang, and the old god said on the ground.
"What do you mean, do you want to take revenge on me, or what, are you going to find a strange ghost to help you?" Zheng Fang smiled coldly, but his heart was terrified, through the last conversation between several three-legged ghosts, he had already learned that there was also a bird speaker in this Soul Flying City, it could not be said that it was a Three Realms Mansion Master, this Three Realms Mansion Master was either a Divine Sect, or a group with Terry Yi. The background of the Three Realms Mansion Lord is unfathomable, and he can actually hide in this Soul Yang City, there should be many tricks that Zheng Fang can't think of.
"No, that old ghost deceived us, saying that as long as you were lured here, he would send us tens of thousands of spirits, but after you arrived here and slipped away, the old ghost actually relied on that spirit on the grounds that you did not enter the ambush circle, so we will not have anything to do with him again. As if guessing what Zheng Fang thought, Du Laosan's words dispelled his concerns.
"I'm talking about Hua Xiangrong, that old lady is tired of me for a long time, this time I have a chance, I will not come back, I must go to find other young males to fool around. Du Laosan said slowly, and actually smiled.
"You say that, thinking I'm going to let you go?" Zheng Fang glanced at it.
"I don't have that mind, alas, I'm also tired of her, arguing with each other every day, it's better to die a little cleaner, don't you believe it, if it's me who goes to get the tail feathers, I won't come back, whoever stays will die, whoever goes is free, it's fair, isn't it?" Du Laosan glanced at Zheng Fang, a meaningful look.
Is it really going to kill Du Laosan? By Du Laosan's words, Zheng Fang was also a little unsure, he didn't know how to deal with the Du Laosan who was left behind, and he didn't know how to complete the task of the sect, so he was in a dilemma for a while, but fortunately, Hua Xiangrong didn't embarrass Zheng Fang for too long, and after a while, her fat body swayed in the field of vision of the two.
"Finally rushed back, pity my injured wings, but it makes me anxious, husband, the dead ghost didn't toss you much, right?" Zheng Fang glanced at Du Laosan from the side, and found that this bird was so thick-skinned that it didn't move, quietly watching Hua Xiangrong fly closer and closer.
"The tail feathers are here, here, husband, the dead ghost didn't do anything to you, did he?" Hua Xiangrong fell to the ground, with a few thick feathers of special color between her wings, and swayed vigorously at Zheng Fang.