Text Chapter 0541 Xi Shi waiter
Winter night, wilderness, before dark is still a wasteland place out of thin air there is an antique mansion, the front yard is planted with flowers, the back yard is planted with trees, and a sign is hung on the lintel of the magnificent gate, which reads the words "square table restaurant".
There is a billboard next to the gate, which reads: authentic Sichuan cuisine, secret crayfish, big opening rewards, free beer and so on.
Of course, this is not a high-end restaurant, this is just a fantasy created by Bai Jing using the magic lantern Kuhai Ming Lantern. Although it is fake, to ordinary people, even to cultivators who are shallow in the Tao, it is a magnificent house, and there is no flaw at all.
A family of four was surrounding a stone, and there was a bamboo slip spread on the stone, and a blood-colored pill was placed on the bamboo slip, and a bug was sniffing at the pill.
This insect is the instrument spirit of the ledger bamboo slips, the arrogant and unparalleled insect second emperor.
"It's so cute, can I touch it?"
Worm Er obviously heard Qing Chai's voice, and didn't recognize Dan anymore, raised his head to look at Qing Chai, the fat girl's ass twisted, and a sentence suddenly appeared on the bamboo piece: Bold Diao Min, how can you touch my dragon body?
The three women were dumbfounded.
Qing Chai said in surprise: "It can still write, is this talking to me?"
The second insect's buttocks twisted, and two words appeared on the bamboo slice: nonsense!
Qing Chai giggled: "It's fierce to me." ”
Bai Jing pointed at the second worm and said: "You guy is so rude, you eat my husband's 300 diagnosis money every month, the diagnosis fee is not easy to earn, a little diagnosis fee is almost one or two gold, you are equivalent to eating my husband's thirty catties of gold every month, my husband is your master, we are your hostess, if you don't respect us, you won't get the consultation money for you next month!"
Is the Lich King a fuel-efficient lamp?
The worm maintained a proud posture of standing up half of his body and holding his head high, and a sentence appeared on the bamboo chip behind his buttocks: Since ancient times, it is a matter of course for the emperor to enjoy the worship of his courtiers, and it is a great rebellion for you to say this, and you don't kneel down to apologize!
"I thank you for your size!" Bai Jing slapped down.
Jiang Hao hugged Bai Jing by the waist and didn't let her pass.
"Don't stop me, I'm just going to teach it a good lesson today!" Bai Jing looked very impulsive, but the movements of the struggle were not big.
Ning Tao smiled bitterly: "Don't make trouble, okay, Worm Er tell me what kind of Dan this Dan is?"
Worm Er nodded his head and began to crawl on the bamboo chips, and the result of recognizing the Dan appeared behind its buttocks: This Dan is a newborn Dan, which has added a lot of hormones, which can awaken people's dantian qi and is conducive to martial arts. This pill can also strengthen the meridian bones of the human body, so that the strength of the person is greatly increased. However, this pill is actually carrying the acquired vitality in the present, and those who take this pill will have a short lifespan.
This is probably the reason why Song Chengpeng asked Zhang Xiaochun to steal this elixir, he wants strength, he wants to become stronger, but he obviously doesn't know that this elixir actually activates people's acquired vitality and energy in advance, consumes it at the moment, and if you eat it, you will have a short life.
Shan Yi didn't give Song Chengpeng this elixir, in fact, he was protecting him, but Shan Yi obviously wouldn't tell Song Chengpeng the secret of this elixir, after all, there were many guards who took this elixir in the Genesis Biotechnology Company. If such a secret is pierced, who will want to take this elixir in the future?
Ning Tao thought for a moment and said, "Worm Er, do you know the Yin Corpse Pill?"
The reply of the second insect appeared on the bamboo piece: The Yin Corpse Pill is also called the Powerful Ghost Seeking Life Pill, which is extremely vicious and evil. Those who refine this pill are not tolerated by the way of heaven. The usage of this pill is mostly ground into powder, sprinkled in the air, the middle one wails for seven days, and the whole body suppurates and dies. There is no solution to this Dan, only you can solve it.
Ning Tao said curiously: "You say you have no solution, but you say that I can solve it, what do you mean?"
The words appeared on the bamboo slices: Your flesh and blood can be solved, two or two can be done.
Ning Tao was a little speechless, but he also remembered this one. In the alchemy room of One Wing, what he took from Zhang Xiaochun's body was not menstrual blood, but blood from his thighs, but since One Wing held the Dan prescription of the Yin Corpse Pill, it was hard to guarantee that no one else would know. In the future, if you encounter this evil elixir, you can be considered prepared if you know how to solve it.
A sentence appeared behind the second worm's buttocks: Is there anything else?
Ning Tao resisted the urge to flick his fingers: "It's gone, you go down." ”
Worm Er burrowed into the bamboo chips.
Just now, Bai Jing still looked like she was gritting her teeth and wanted to shoot the second dead worm, but now she giggled: "This machine spirit is interesting, it seems to know everything, and it is very useful." But it's just a little weird, isn't it funny that a bug actually thinks he is an emperor?"
Ning Tao said: "It is the instrument spirit bred by the ledger bamboo slips, the ledger bamboo slips are the magic tools of the heavenly way, the heavenly way is supreme, it is understandable that it develops the emperor's problems, you don't have to worry about it, just get used to it." ”
He put away the blood-colored elixir and the ledger bamboo slip.
"Someone is coming. Jiang Hao said suddenly.
On the way to this point, there was a sports car, fast and bright.
It was Song Chengpeng's car, a Bugatti Veyron worth tens of millions. Ning Tao used Zhang Xiaochun's mobile phone to send a location to Song Chengpeng, but he came in a hurry.
Bugatti Veyron soon arrived at the gate of "Fang Zhuozi Restaurant", the car stopped, Song Chengpeng got down from the cab, looked at the plaque on the lintel of the gate, and then looked at the billboard placed next to the gate, and scolded in his mouth: "Damn, I came so far to eat, so I made Lao Tzu drive so far." That guy dared to hit my secretary's idea, who did he think he was?"
He didn't know that there were four pairs of eyes staring at him at all times, and his every move was under the surveillance of those four pairs of eyes.
"He's the only one. Bai Jing said.
Ning Tao said: "He asked his secretary to steal the pill of one wing, he definitely didn't dare to publicize this matter, and it was normal for him to come alone." Okay, let's get started. ”
Jiang Hao nodded, and walked towards the gate, her face was blurred at first, her facial features disappeared, and then they were clear again, and her facial features returned to their places. But her face is no longer her own, but the face of an ancient. The face is beautiful and beautiful, and it has a classical beauty.
"Who is this?" Bai Jing couldn't help but ask, as if she felt that her beauty was threatened.
"Shih Tzu. Jiang Hao replied, and walked towards the gate without stopping.
Bai Jing looked at Ning Tao: "Xi Shi, is it really fake?"
Ning Tao shrugged: "How do I know?"
Bai Jing said again: "We only need one waiter, and she will become a Xi Shi to be a waiter, which is too exaggerated, right?
Ning Tao: "......"
At the gate, Song Chengpeng, who was looking inside, saw Jiang Hao, and his eyes lit up, and without waiting for Jiang Hao to greet him, he stepped in, and his eyes did not hide the greed and ** in his eyes.
"Sir, how many people do you want to eat?" Jiang Hao asked.
Song Chengpeng smiled: "I'm looking for my friend, her surname is Zhang, you can just take me over." ”
"Oh, it turned out to be Miss Zhang's friend, sir, please come with me. Jiang Hao turned around and led the way.
Song Chengpeng followed Jiang Hao and said, "Miss, your surname?"
"The surname is Jiang. Jiang Hao said.
"Miss Jiang, you are so beautiful but you work in a restaurant, this is too wronged by you, come to work in my company, you come to me as a secretary, I will give you an annual salary of one million. Song Chengpeng said, with a rich and arrogant tone.
Jiang Hao smiled: "Thank you, sir, for your kindness, my boss treats me very well, and the annual salary for me is 200 million." ”
"How much?" Song Chengpeng had a strange expression on his face, and he obviously felt that he had misheard.
"Two hundred million. Jiang Hao said very clearly.
"Hahaha......" Song Chengpeng smiled, "Can your boss give you a salary of 200 million? Don't be funny, just this is a broken restaurant, I will buy a fire at any time, please see the bonfire or not?"
Jiang Hao looked back, and was charming: "I don't believe it." ”
Song Chengpeng said: "You go and call your boss out, I want to see which stupid fork is so pretending." ”
"Mr. Song, you're here. A woman's voice came.
Song Chengpeng followed the sound and saw a familiar face at a glance, it was his secretary Zhang Xiaochun.
"You talk, we need to come to the front desk and tell me. "Jiang Hao is gone.
Song Chengpeng looked at Jiang Hao's back with blank eyes, that back was slender, and there was a weak sexy taste. He was so itchy that he forgot the purpose of his trip.
Zhang Xiaochun handed a small red porcelain vase to Song Chengpeng: "Mr. Song, do you see if this is what you want?"
Song Chengpeng came back to his senses at this time, then reached out and took the small red porcelain vase, grasped it tightly in his hand, and said excitedly: "Good job, you will be my assistant from tomorrow onwards." ”
Zhang Xiaochun said gratefully: "Thank you, Mr. Song." ”
Song Chengpeng said again: "You do one more thing for me, you go and tell the waiter just now, let her come to work in my company and take your place." ”
Zhang Xiaochun said: "Okay, I'll go and say, but Mr. Song, you take a look at the contents of the bottle first, I haven't opened it." ”
Song Chengpeng uncorked the bottle, and a puff of green smoke suddenly floated out of the bottle and hit him in the face. Before he could take a look at the pill in the bottle, he fell to the ground as soon as it was dark.
Almost at the same time, Zhang Xiaochun also fell.
A yin wind blew and blew on Song Chengpeng's face. After a few seconds, he opened his eyes and said aloud, "Okay, you guys can come out." ”
The quaint mansion disappeared, and three women emerged from the darkness. Bai Jing was holding a lantern in her hand, the light was dim, reflecting the faces of three women, and the painting style of a Chinese ghost girl was alive.
Behind the three women, a man sat cross-legged on the ground, and that was their husband.
However, at this time, Ning Tao's Yuan Ying was already on Song Chengpeng's body.
Song Chengpeng is a playboy who is overly drunk, his body and mind are inferior to Zhang Xiaochun, and it is not a problem for him to control Song Chengpeng's body at all.
Ning Tao got up from the ground: "Put me on your back, let's go." ”
The hunt has only just begun......