Chapter 582: Crazy
Lin Chen couldn't help but sigh secretly, it was really a peerless murder weapon!!
"Where are you looking?" Xia Siyi was angry, and when she saw Lin Chen staring at her chest tightly, she immediately gritted her teeth in anger.
This, this, this... Look at your murder weapon?
Lin Chen thought badly in his heart, but he smiled on his lips, "I didn't see anything, it's just that the weather is a bit big today, and the watermelons are all sunburned..."
Is watermelon ripe?
Xia Siyi was slightly stunned, then reacted, and subconsciously looked at her murder weapon, and suddenly her face was flushed with shame, and she stomped her feet angrily, "Bastard, you are shameless!"
"I'm shameless, how is this possible, I don't only have teeth, but my teeth are still very straight, don't believe you look at it!" After Lin Chen finished speaking, he grinned wickedly at Xia Siyi and pointed to his white teeth.
"You... You're not human!" Xia Siyi bit her lip angrily and scolded angrily.
Lin Chen grinned, and said extremely shamelessly: "Of course I'm not a human, I'm a god, the little girl doesn't kneel down when she sees this god, what kind of crime should she be guilty of?"
"Your uncle!"
Xia Siyi couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth in anger, the bastard in front of her was so shameless, is it bearable, Xia Siyi can't bear it!
After scolding, Xia Siyi went completely crazy, and slashed at Lin Chen with a fruit knife.
"Nima's, what a crazy woman, I'm too lazy to entangle with you, bye!"
Lin Chen scolded depressedly, and then rode directly on a windy motorcycle parked on the side of the road, like a fierce tiger galloping towards the front.
Seeing that Lin Chen was driving away was his own Yamaha R6, and the pheasant who was still eating watermelon, he was so angry that he shouted, "Brother... Slow down, I just bought it..."
Lin Chen didn't seem to hear it, and drove directly towards the front frantically.
In order to get rid of this crazy woman, Lin Chen did not hesitate to become a car thief again.
Riding to the corner of a street corner, Lin Chen found that there was no Xia Siyi behind him, so he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "Grandma's, it's finally time to get rid of this crazy woman." ”
However, as soon as Lin Chen's words fell, he suddenly heard a rumbling sound behind him, Lin Chen turned his head and found that a police motorcycle was chasing towards this side at full speed.
"Holy!"
Lin Chen looked at the woman riding on the police motorcycle, it was Xia Siyi, and couldn't help but scold, "You crazy woman, you don't want to die, do you drive the police motorcycle as a racing car?"
"Bastard, don't run, when the old lady catches up with you, I must arrest you and go back to the police station and be my slave!" Xia Siyi, who was behind her, shouted angrily while chasing after her on a police motorcycle at full speed.
"Let's talk about it when you catch me, second goods!" Lin Chen's face was full of disdain, and he suddenly clenched the dragon head in his hand, and directly sped up the Yamaha R6, and rushed out like lightning.
"Second bastard, you stop, stop, when the old lady catches up with you, I must kill you!" Xia Siyi was so angry that she yelled in the back, and she was also like a frenzied tigress, increasing her speed to the extreme.
The two of them increased their speed to the extreme, like two lightning bolts, speeding down the street.
"Nima, are you still chasing?" Seeing that the red light in front of him arrived, Lin Chen couldn't help but scold, directly put a foot brake, and then turned the car suddenly, completely ignoring the traffic rules, and directly ran the red light at the intersection and drove in the opposite direction.
It didn't matter if Lin Chen drove like this, but he frightened the guys behind him, because he was directly reversed, and the drivers on the side road were frightened one by one, and hurriedly stepped on the brakes, probes came out one by one, and scolded angrily, "Grass mud horse... I want to die... Do you drive like that?"
"Boom, boom, boom—" They didn't finish their words, but they heard another rumbling sound galloping by, almost deafening their ears.
"Nima's... These two madmen—" The drivers were so frightened that they didn't even dare to stick their heads out anymore.
"The one who drives the motorcycle, stop me!!"
A traffic policeman shouted at Lin Chen, and hurriedly ran over, trying to intercept Lin Chen, but Lin Chen's hands suddenly tightened, and he increased the speed of the car to the extreme, and drove over.
And the traffic policeman didn't have time to come back to his senses, and there was a motorcycle whistling by, especially when he saw that the motorcycle was a police motorcycle, he was completely angry, "The police don't want to die?
Xia Siyi was only thinking about how to catch up with the bastard in front of her, where would she pay attention to what the traffic police said, and suddenly accelerated in her hands, and chased after her in the direction of Lin Chen.
Xia Siyi drove the car very fast, it can be said that she was about to catch up with the desperate drag race, but what made her depressed was that no matter how fast she drove, this bastard was just so bad that she couldn't catch up with her, and she couldn't overtake it.
It doesn't matter if this bastard is good, but even the car is so against the sky, which makes Xia Siyi have the urge to be more popular than others.
At this time, the two chased one after the other, who had already run away from the city and came to the suburbs.
Not far ahead, a bend appeared.
Seeing that there was a relatively sharp curve in front of her, Xia Siyi's face was suddenly full of joy, this curve was very dangerous, she knew that it was impossible for ordinary people to accelerate suddenly, at this time, she directly cheered up the spirit of twelve points, and hurriedly chased after her.
Sure enough, when Xia Siyi accelerated over, she found that the bastard in front of her was not far from the bend in front, and immediately bit her lip.
Bastard, look where you're going!
Lin Chen, who knew that Lin Chen in front of him, instead ran away, instead put the motorcycle sideways on the road, staring at Xia Siyi with a smile on his face, "Little girl, you are driving very fast, could it be that you are already hungry and thirsty, and you are ready to have a shot with your brother in this mountain?"
"Come on, uncle, my mother has to kill you today!" Xia Siyi glared at Lin Chen fiercely with gritted teeth on her face, and scolded angrily.
Lin Chen stopped the motorcycle, walked down calmly, and looked at Xia Siyi with a smile on his face, "Don't be kidding, you are not my opponent, don't kill me when the time comes..."
When Lin Chen said the last sentence, he glanced at the pair of hurricane peaks on Xia Siyi's chest with a swaying face, and couldn't help but praise twice, "It's so big!"
"Bastard, what do you want to do?" Xia Siyi felt Lin Chen's malicious eyes, looked around again, and found that this place was deserted, and suddenly panicked.
Lin Chen glanced at her with a smile, rubbed his palms together, and said with a wicked smile: "What do you say I'm going to do?
Fighting in the field?
Hearing these three words, Xia Siyi was like being struck by lightning, why was she so stupid just now, she chased after her vigorously, forgetting that there was no one here, what if this bastard was strong on herself?
Thinking of this, Xia Siyi couldn't help but take a step back and said warningly: "You bastard, don't mess around, if you dare to mess around, the old lady will fight with you..."
"Looking for me desperately?" Lin Chen couldn't help but smile when he heard this, "Then I'll kill you first and then rape you, and then rape again!"
After Lin Chen finished speaking, he walked over to Xia Siyi with a smile on his face, with a smile on his face.
"You... Don't come here!" Xia Siyi suddenly couldn't help but be a little scared, and subconsciously took two steps back, trying to find a weapon, but found that her fruit knife was thrown away by herself without knowing when.
Looking at the chick in front of him with a flustered look, and a little panicked, Lin Chen couldn't help but be a little funny, "Look at the scared you, you're still a policeman, I'm scared if I scare you twice." ”
Hearing this, Xia Siyi reacted, and was suddenly full of anger, "Bastard, you dare to fool me?"
"What am I fooling you for? you don't look at your appearance..."Lin Chen glanced at Xia Siyi angrily, and said with disdain.
Xia Siyi glanced at herself, took out her mobile phone and took a photo, and asked dissatisfiedly, "What's wrong with the old lady?"
"Your appearance is so ugly, even if you strip naked in front of me, I can't be interested, let alone fight in the field with you..."Lin Chen looked at Xia Siyi with a wicked smile on his face, and said word by word.
What? The old lady is ugly?
Hearing this, Xia Siyi suddenly stomped her feet in anger, "The surname is Lin, where is the old lady ugly... You make it clear to me!"
"You're ugly there!" Lin Chen glanced at Xia Xiaoniu, who was full of rage, and said disdainfully.
"How do you know I'm ugly everywhere!" Xia Siyi was so angry that her chest felt a little stuffy, and she wanted to kick Lin Chen away.
Women hate others for saying that they are ugly, not to mention that Xia Siyi is still a beautiful police flower, how can she swallow this breath.
"Not only do I know you're ugly, I also know that it's definitely dark underneath you!" Lin Chen smiled evilly and pointed to the hidden part under Xia Siyi's jeans.
"You, you, you... You shut up to the old lady, the old lady is not black..."
Xia Siyi was so angry that she was still there for the first time, how could it be dark, hearing this, she was immediately furious.
"It's obviously black, and I still don't admit it... Ay... Why are people so shameless now? Lin Chen sighed all over his face, as if he was the thinnest person in the world.
"The old lady is not black!" Xia Siyi's chest rose and fell in anger, and she roared.
Lin Chen didn't care, and insisted, "You are black, if you are not black, then you can prove it to me!"
"Bastard, proof proves it, the old lady is still afraid that you won't succeed..."Saying this, Xia Siyi was angry, her jade hand stretched out and put it on her belt, and when she was about to untie it, she found that the animal on the opposite side was looking expectant.
(End of chapter)