Half a month has passed since Yu Shu and Hua Ye went to Haoyue Bar.

In the past half a month, he has not received any clues about Caesar, so that the rest of the narrative almost forgot about it.

Of course, he has not been idle for half a month, every day he stays at home with little Lori to play games and watch movies, eat and drink, occasionally go out to the mall, buy something useful and useless, but really have a good time.

I forgot that I still wanted to get rid of little Lori as soon as possible, and then return to normal life.

After more than half a month of getting along, Yu Shu found that after Xiao Lori tore off the mask of the ancient woman and the terrifying zombie, what was hidden below was a natural ...... who did not understand the world.

It took him a long time to come to terms with it.

Of course, in fact, you can make it clear when you think about it.

No matter how terrible the murderous name she left in ancient times, who knows what her own personality is like.

In addition, she has been asleep for thousands of years, and has never been in contact with the outside world at all.

In terms of personality, if you are like a simple blank piece of paper, it can be regarded as logical.

In addition, after living together for a period of time, the relationship between Yu Shu and Xiao Lori has unconsciously undergone some strange transformation.

Let's not talk about it first, but it's getting more and more harmonious anyway.

There is no sense of fear, and what I was afraid of before was actually whether my little life would suddenly be lost in the hands of little Lori.

And now, he doesn't even have this little bit of jealousy, and he is completely calm......

In the living room, Yu Shu and Xiao Lori each occupied a sofa, holding a mobile phone in their hands, and their hands were frantically operating on the mobile phone screen, and gunshots and explosions kept coming from the mobile phone.

Yu Shu's face was full of nervousness, he lowered his head to operate the mobile phone, and shouted: "Come and help me, I was shot!"

"Wait, don't worry. ”

Little Lori said quietly: "You hide first, I'll kill that person." ”

"Where am I hiding, I!"

Yu Shu was anxious and said angrily: "If you don't come to help me, I'm going to die." ”

"What's the hurry? ”

Little Lori said, it was a "bang" shot, directly shot the other party's headshot, and then ran towards the person.

“……”

Yu Shu was stunned and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Lick the bag. Little Lori replied as a matter of course.

"Aren't you going to help me first?!"

Yu Shu roared angrily and said angrily: "Is there a teammate like you?!ah, it's so uncomfortable...... You might as well just give me a shot. ”

"Bang!"

Little Lori happened to run back, and after hearing the words, she shot at Yu Shu.

Yu Shu was really stunned at this time, and only came back to his senses after a while and asked, "Are you...... What are you doing here?"

"Didn't you ask me to give you a shot? ”

Little Lori pursed her lips and said, "It's too tiring to take you to eat chicken, it's better for me to fight it myself." ”

“……”

Yu Shu only felt that his heart was pierced through, and roared angrily: "Yu Xianxian, don't forget who taught you to eat chicken!"

"yes, it's a pity that I've managed to surpass a certain guy in two hours. ”

Little Lori said lightly.

"I ......"

The corners of Yu Shu's mouth twitched, and it took a long time before he sighed faintly, and complained: "Yu Xianxian, you have changed, you are no longer the Yu Xianxian I know......"

As he spoke, Yu Shu threw away his mobile phone, lay on the sofa and covered his head with a pillow, looking loveless.

Half a day later, a game ended, and little Lori successfully ate chicken.

I saw her nodding with satisfaction, then stretched out her white and tender feet, kicked directly on Yu Shu's legs, and said, "Hey, I'm hungry." ”

If you don't say anything, it's like you're dead.

Little Lori kicked again and said coldly: "I'm hungry." ”

Yu Shu sneered: "Zombies are hungry too?"

"But now it's time for dinner. ”

Little Lori raised her hand and pointed to the clock, and said confidently: "I want to learn to live like an ordinary person, so I should eat when it's time to eat." ”

"You still need to learn the life of ordinary people?You have now completely become an Internet addict otaku?!"

Yu Shu complained frantically: "What are you hungry for, I think you are greedy." ”

“……”

Little Lori was silent for a moment, her long fangs suddenly stretched out from the corners of her lips, her long hair was windless, her nails began to turn blue-black, and she sneered: "Yu Shu, are you floating or I can't lift it?"

Yu Shu suddenly felt a spirit, feeling the gloomy atmosphere in the room begin to spread gradually, he couldn't help sighing, sat up reluctantly, and complained: "You will threaten me too." ”

"You should feel honored. ”

Little Lori sneered: "Because no one else will have a chance to be threatened, but will be killed directly by me!"

"Okay, okay, you're amazing, you're the boss, I'll coax it. ”

Yu Shu sighed, picked up his mobile phone and prepared to order takeout, and asked, "Say, what do you want to eat?"

The sinister aura in the room dissipated silently, and little Lori also recovered her image.

"I don't want to eat takeaway from this neighborhood, it's not very good. ”

Little Lori frowned and said.

"It's quite picky, I remember half a month ago, someone could eat a bowl of instant noodles and have a sense of happiness. ”

Yu Shu pursed his lips and said, "Then I'll do it for you?"

"You're not making it even better. ”

Little Lori showed a look of disgust, and after thinking about it, she said, "I want to eat the roast duck from the other day, the one with the dipping burrito." ”

"Peking Duck ......"

Yu Shu was stunned, and then he was embarrassed: "But that store is too far away from us, and we can't order takeout." ”

"Then you can drive and buy it back. ”

Little Lori sat cross-legged on the sofa, picked up her phone again, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I'm not in a hurry." ”

“……”

Yu Shu was silent for a while before he got up from the sofa, let out a long sigh, and said, "Then you wait, I'll buy it for you." ”

"Uh-huh. ”

Little Lori started another game, and said without raising her head: "Remember to buy three, it's too little to eat." ”

Game fans, drama fans, otaku girls, foodies......

Yu Shu suddenly found that in just half a month, Xiao Loli had so many more attributes on her body.

What about the scary zombie boss?

Didn't you say that it was suspected that the ancient drought goddess was rui?!

Are these all fake?

Or is the comfortable life of modern society really so unbearable?

How easy is it to poison the legendary characters like this?

is also a girl, and she can't resist even such a little temptation.

Is this a moral degradation or a distortion of human nature?!

Yu Shu silently spit in his heart, picked up the car keys after changing his shoes and prepared to go out.

At this moment, the mobile phone in his hand suddenly rang a pleasant ringtone.

"Stop the water?"

Yu Shu looked at the caller ID, then connected the phone and put it to his ear.

"Hey, Brother Shu!"

Xu Zhishui's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Brother Shu, when are you going to go to school? You have already taken more than half a month off! Let me tell you, Lao Zhang has already been angry in the class today, and said that if you don't come to school again, you will be expelled directly!"

"Uh......"

Yu Shu was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly remembered that he still had to go to school!

It's been so comfortable for half a month that I completely forgot about it!

Yu Shu suddenly felt a little painful.

All right.

It seems that it's not just little Lori who has been poisoned by a comfortable life.

I'm no exception......

Yu Shu turned his head to look at Xiao Lori, and found that she was still playing with her phone seriously with her head down.

Looking at it like this, it is not like the signs that I feared before that it would destroy the world and devastate the world.

Equipped with a mobile phone, computer, Internet and enough food, she can stay at home until she is old.

Or...... Went to school in the afternoon and sold the fake?