The kindergarten children's exams are still going on, it is nearly 1 o'clock when it is Shi Fu's turn to enter the kindergarten exam, and many people have been cut in line in various names when queuing, Shi Qiang is not in a hurry, it is best to be the last test, and wait for others to run out and then take the test, so as to avoid other troubles.

The kindergarten is a small courtyard with three entrances, the small class in the third, the second in the middle class, and the first in the large class. Shi Qiang pulled Shi Fu to the last courtyard, and saw 6 low tables and many small stools in the room, and it was estimated that he would be in this room for classes in the future. On the podium sat Mr. Wang and Mr. Song, whom I had just met.

When Teacher Wang saw Shi Qiang walking in with the child, he said to Shi Qiang, "You go to the door and wait for a while, and let the child take the exam by himself."

Shi Qiang heard the teacher's words, "Okay, I'll wait at the door" and then turned his head to look at Shi Fu, with a message in his eyes, "Son, pay attention, don't show your stuffing."

Shi Fu saw his father's eyes, nodded, and then sat obediently, waiting for the exam.

Teacher Wang came to Shi Fu with some pictures in his hand, "Okay, let's start the exam, tell the teacher what your name is first"

Shi Fu remembered his father's instructions to leave a good impression on the teacher when he saw him. Then he stood up suddenly, startling Teacher Wang, and then saw Shi Fu bow three times to Teacher Wang.

Teacher Wang is blinded, what kind of divine operation is this, I am not dead yet, why did I say goodbye to the body. "That, kid, you don't have to be so polite, tell the teacher what your name is first"

Hearing the teacher ask for his name, Shi Fu introduced himself, "Report teacher, my name is Shi Fu, three years old this year, no bad habits, so far single, hobby is to read comic books, the advantage is obedient, first-class physical fitness, Wen can lift the pen to settle the world, Wu can go to the horse to set the world, go to bed to know the quilt, get out of bed to find shoes ......"

Teacher Wang and Teacher Song are stupid, they have been leading the class for so long, they have never seen this formation, what is the situation, and now the children are so fierce, if you don't interrupt, it is estimated that he can speak for a day. Teacher Song hurriedly interrupted Shi Fu's self-introduction, "Children, we all know, did your parents teach you these words?"

Shi Fu then remembered that he seemed to have said too much, and finally changed the environment and was excited for a while, and scratched his head, "This is what my mother taught me, saying that it can leave a good impression on the teacher"

Teacher Wang and Teacher Song nodded, this way of speaking sounds a bit like what the old ladies in the alley say when they introduce their children to their children, no wonder.

Teacher Wang wanted to pull the topic back, otherwise he would run too far, and picked up the picture in his hand, "Children, look at the picture in the teacher's hand, do you know what this is?"

Shi Fu looked at the picture of the starry sky in the teacher's hand, and was a little speechless, the kindergarten exam is at this level, no wonder human development is so slow. If others hear this, they will definitely spurt blood, and then shout, not everyone has the same open life as you.

He pointed to the moon and said, "Teacher, this is the moon, the diameter is about a quarter of the earth, the ancients also called it 'Taiyin' or 'Yupan', it is the satellite of the earth, and it is the fifth largest satellite in the solar system, with an average distance of about 384,400 kilometers from the earth......

"............" Teacher Wang and Teacher Song are helpless, what is this, why is this child different from other children, "Student Shi, who taught you what you are talking about." ”

Shi Fu hurriedly shut up, he got into trouble again, why couldn't he control his mouth, "Ah, teacher, these are what the old man at the mouth of our alley told me, he sells books"

Teacher Song thought to himself, "The current book sellers are so amazing, they know everything......"

Teacher Wang said, "That kid, do you have any talent?"

Shi Fu didn't even think about it, and said directly: "Teacher, I'll tell you a book" As he spoke, he walked behind the podium, slapped the blackboard on the table with his hand and said: "The golden mountain bamboo shadow is thousands of years, and the cloud lock is flying high and the water is artesian." Thousands of miles of Yangtze River floating jade belt, a round of silver moon rolling gold ball. ......”

The two teachers, Song and Wang, listened and felt as if they had been led astray, no, they had to be pulled back quickly, otherwise it would be endless.

Teacher Song interrupted Shi Fu and said to him, "Okay, little friend, you have passed the exam, now go out and call your father in, and we will explain to him." ”

Shi Fu hurriedly ran out after hearing this.

Seeing Shi Fu coming out of the house, he kept his head down, thinking that he had failed the exam, and when he saw his son coming over, he hurriedly stepped forward and reached out to stroke his head.

"It's okay, son, let's go home and read if we haven't passed the exam" Shi Qiang comforted him while touching his son's head.

"Dad, I've passed the exam, the teacher told you to go in" After speaking, he continued to walk out, "Then I'll go home first, anyway, it's not far, I'll be there after a while"

Shi Qiang was a little confused, how could he still be like this after passing, hearing his son's words, he casually perfunctory, "Oh, then you pay attention to the car on the way back, I will ride after talking to the teacher in a while"

Shi Fu hurriedly walked out without looking back, Shi Qiang didn't pay much attention to it, walked into the room, and saw the two teachers sitting opposite each other talking about something, so he coughed.

Teacher Wang turned his head and saw Shi Qiang, "You are the child's parent, the child's exam has passed, your child is really smart."

Shi Qiang was relieved when he heard it, and it didn't seem to be revealed, "Thank you, teacher, when will he go to school?"

Teacher Song said, "Our kindergarten will open on September 1st, you can send him over at 9 o'clock in the morning, and you will pick him up again after school at 5:30 in the afternoon."

"Okay, I see, thank you, teacher" said Shi Qiang and was about to go out

"Hey, wait a minute" Teacher Wang suddenly stopped Shi Qiang, "There is another thing, it is about your wife"

"???" Shi Qiang was stunned

Teacher Wang explained, "That's the case, just now Xiao Shi introduced himself to me" and then relayed Shi Fu's self-introduction to Shi Qiang, "His way of speaking should be the reason why his mother always takes him to chat with the neighbors, so we still hope that you can discuss with your wife when you go back, don't take the child with you, the child will be the time to learn the language, and learn a lot of words, which is not good"

Shi Qiang listened to the teacher's words, and then he reacted, this kid said that he was hiding from me first, hum, I can't hide from the first day of junior high school, and I'll see you at home in a while. Thinking of this, he said to the teacher, "Teacher, don't worry, I'll talk to my daughter-in-law when I go back, and I will pay attention to it in the future."

After speaking, without waiting for the teacher to say anything, Shi Qiang hurried out, walked to the door of the kindergarten, and rode home on a small tricycle.

Shi Fu was sitting on the small bench at the door of his house at this time, thinking, "I feel that I can't hide, after all, I can't run the monk to run the temple, I should come back, I have to think about whether there is any way to get through." After thinking about it for a while, it suddenly dawned on me, since the pot has been shaken, I don't mind throwing a few more bites, well, just do it. Then he picked up the little bench and went back to the house and waited.

Shi Qiang rode directly into the hospital, got out of the car and went into the kitchen to find a guy. Shi Fu saw this scene in the crack of the window of the hall, and knew that his father already knew, so he fooled his father according to the method he had just thought.

Shi Qiang took out his upgraded version of the 'mace' in the kitchen, although it was still the shape of a mace, but a meteor hammer was added to the front of the stick, so the upgraded 'mace' was named 'mace hammer'.

Shi Qiang walked towards the hall step by step, and before he could go up the steps, he suddenly saw Shi Fu walking out, and before he could ask, he heard Shi Fu say, "Father, please listen to Shi Qiang's words first."

Shi Fu continued, "Father, although my son didn't keep his mouth shut for a while, he was still very witty and didn't leak any flaws, and I didn't lie, some of the words were indeed learned by my mother when I was talking to the aunts, to sum up, first, you can't expose and cut me for reasons, and second, you can't cut me for the reason of lying."

After listening to Shi Fu's words, Shi Qiang went up and cut it, oh, no, it's education, and at the same time said something

"I cut you, you don't need a reason............ Just because I want to beat you"