Chapter 216: Fat in vain

While Shen Hanyang and the others were eating grilled fish, Xu Zheng and Zhao Shanhe were engaged in a desperate battle for dinner.

The two stared at each other's expressionless faces with solemn eyes, motionless, Cai'er and Taohong nervously stood aside, and the atmosphere was very solemn.

In the middle of the four people, there are two skewers of barbecue and two skewers of white and fat bamboo insects, which are heated and exude a very attractive aroma.

If Yang Jun was here, he would definitely recognize at a glance that these were roasted by Shen Hanyang at noon!

At noon, when Shen Hanyang went to pick up firewood, he caught some bamboo insects by the way, and Yang Jun ate two strings of incense that didn't feel as good as frying, so he put them aside and didn't care about them.

In order to win the barbecue, Xu Zheng and Zhao Shanhe did not give an inch, and they had been staring at each other for five minutes.

At this time, Zhao Shanhe's eyes were dry and unbearable, and finally he couldn't hold on, and blinked his sore eyes with a sigh: "Wife, I can't hold on......"

Cai'er let out a long sigh and grabbed her husband's arm with a disappointed face: "It's a pity." ”

At the same time, Xu Zheng and Taohong cheered and clasped their fingers together: "We have barbecue to eat!"

Hua Shao stepped forward with a snicker on his face and handed the leftover barbecue from the two skewers of the program group to Xu Zheng: "Congratulations, you have won the delicious and juicy luxury extra-large barbecue!"

Xu Zheng excitedly took the barbecue and took a bite, and suddenly his eyes lit up and said: "It's so fragrant, it's better than the canned beef I brought!

Peach nodded with a mouthful of oil: "Mmmm, it's delicious!"

Zhao Shanhe and his wife looked at the insects in their hands, in stark contrast to them, Cai'er looked sad, and looked at her husband pitifully: "Husband, this insect looks so disgusting, can you help me eat it......?"

Zhao Shanhe gritted his teeth and nodded vigorously: "Okay!" After speaking, he pinched his nose and bit down two bamboo insects with his mouth and swallowed them in his mouth.

Suddenly, the crispy taste made his body tremble, and his eyes widened in disbelief.

"Huh, that doesn't taste good, huh?"

Zhao Shanhe looked at his wife incredulously, bit two more insects into his mouth, chewed twice, and smiled at his wife in surprise: "Wife, it's really delicious, it's better than roasted oysters!"

Cai'er looked at his face suspiciously and said, "Husband, you want to trick me into eating bugs, so I won't be fooled by you!"

Zhao Shanhe grinned wrongfully: "Why am I lying to you, this insect is definitely better than barbecue!"

Xu Zheng smiled and said: "Yes, you should comfort yourself like this, and your heart will be a little better." ”

Zhao Shanhe looked at Hua Shao with a sad and angry face: "Hua Shao, you say, is this insect delicious?"

Hua Shao shrugged helplessly: "How do I know, I didn't eat again." However, the taste should not be much worse, and Yang Jun also ate two skewers. ”

Cai'er immediately showed a sympathetic expression on her face, hugged Zhao Shanhe's arm and hugged it a little tighter, and said, "Yang Jun is so pitiful, she actually wants to eat insects for her boyfriend." It's still my husband, husband, you're too manly!"

Hua Shao's expression suddenly became strange.

Eating other people's leftovers and saying that others are pitiful......

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At the same time, the "poor" Yang Jun had already gotten into the director's white sleeping bag, and Shen Hanyang had zipped her sleeping bag, leaving only a small cheek face exposed, blinking her big eyes, which looked very cute.

Xie Lan squatted aside, staring at Yang Jun with little stars in her eyes, poking her fingers on her cheeks while letting out a perverted laugh.

"Hey, hey, hey, so soft, so bouncy......"

"Don't poke it, Sister Lan, you're so bored!"

"That's not going to work, just this chance, I have to have a good time!"

Shen Hanyang held a straw stick in his mouth, and said with a gloating smile: "Hey, your face seems to be whiter than before." ”

Yang Jun's eyes lit up, and he nodded: "You finally found out, Yanyan bought me a whitening cream, the effect is very good!"

Shen Hanyang looked her up and down carefully: "Well, it's white and fat, like a maggot." ”

Yang Jun: "......"

Wu Jing burst out laughing, patted his thighs and laughed: "Hahaha, Ah Yang, you're done, wait to go home and kneel on the washboard after recording the show!"

Shen Hanyang sighed and said with contempt: "Our family Xiaojun is so gentle and kind, how can he do such a ruthless thing." ”

Yang Jun rolled his eyes up and said, "I'm angry, no matter how much I slap my ass, it's useless, only kebabs can be coaxed." ”

Shen Hanyang said with a smile: "Don't think about mutton skewers, go back and make you a beautiful winter melon soup and drain a row of oil." ”

Yang Jun looked at Xie Lan with a look of grievance: "Sister Lan, look at him, he thinks I'm fat, and he doesn't even give me meat." ”

Xie Lan touched her cheek distressedly, glanced at Shen Hanyang with her spare eyes and said, "We won't follow him anymore, we will follow Sister Lan in the future, and feed you mutton skewers every day." ”

The more Yang Jun pondered about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, and frowned: "How does it sound like having a pet?"

Xie Lan smiled when she heard this, and asked Shen Hanyang: "Ah Yang, where did you kidnap Xiaojun from, it's so funny, I'm going to kidnap one too!"

Shen Hanyang said proudly: "There is only this one in the sky and on the ground, you want to wait for the next life." ”

Xie Lan sighed regretfully, followed by a flash of brightness in his eyes, and said, "No, you can give birth to a little jun for me to play!"

“……”

Yang Jun looked at her speechlessly, marked a "dangerous person" in his heart, and said to Shen Han Yang: "Ah Yang, quickly pull this trafficker away, I don't dare to sleep when she is here." ”

"Command!"

Shen Hanyang agreed, stood up with a fierce expression, and shrouded Xie Lan with a shadow.

Xie Lan sighed in her heart and shouted in horror: "Husband, save me!"

Wu Jing grabbed her arm with one hand, stuffed the other hand into his mouth, glared at her eyes and shouted, "Wife, I'm also afraid!"

Xie Lan turned her face in surprise: "What's wrong with you, husband, you weren't like this before?"

Wu Jing shrugged helplessly: "This time I really can't beat it." ”

"Oh, then admit it. ”

Xie Lan lowered her head, scratched her nose in Yang Jun's smug expression, and reluctantly went to the side and got into her sleeping bag.

Shen Han Yang smiled and stepped over Yang Jun to add a few sticks of firewood to the bonfire, and then squatted beside her, and suddenly had a familiar sense of déjà vu, and said, "We used to bake the fire at night, right?"

Yang Jun snorted: "Well, when we were children, we got lost in the mountains. ”

Shen Hanyang shuddered: "It turned out to be that ......"

A hint of cunning flashed in Yang Jun's eyes: "Yes, it's the time when the ghost hit the wall!"

Xie Lan, who was lying in the sleeping bag, turned his face gossipily and asked, "What the hell hit the wall?"

Yang Jun said with a smile: "When I was a child, Ah Yang and I went into the mountains to catch hares and got lost, trapped in a cemetery and couldn't get out. ”