A vulgar joke.

A vulgar person.

A vulgar story.

Then pretended to be a vulgar force.

Lu Zhou subconsciously pulled out the shirt tucked into his pants, and then quietly covered the car keys on his waist.

It's a cheesy, cheesy slap in the face, but it's very effective.

The pride on Lu Zhou's face disappeared in an instant, and even a few roommates around Wang Xinxiu were quiet for a moment at this moment, and then tidied up their clothes a little reservedly.

One by one, they showed a smile that was either innocent, charming, or good-looking.

An Ran was satisfied, nodded to these people, and then pulled Xu Wan out again.

This time it was much easier.

No one stopped them, and the three girls waved their hands in front of An Ran obediently.

A girl, who didn't know where to find a pen, wrote a small note in a daze, and then when she spoke, quietly Mimi took the opportunity to pass by and quietly stuffed it into An Ran's hand.

An Ran nodded politely, did not refuse, and casually put it in his pocket.

Then he pulled Xu Wan and walked outside.

As soon as this head walked out of McDonald's, Xu Wan's little face immediately tensed and stopped.

An Ran looked dazed.

"Why did you stop? The sun isn't hot?"

Xu Wan didn't speak, just looked at An Ran directly.

Then the little face jumped even tighter.

Enron: "------"

"Okay, okay, I just threw it in the trash when I just came out. ”

An Ran immediately turned out the pocket of his clothes and proved it to Xu Wan.

"Hmph, lie Jing Anran, you didn't see me, just when you came out, you put it in the pants pocket on the other side!"

Xu Wan raised her mouth and looked unhappy.

"Oh, Xiaowan, you're so smart, I forgot!" An Ran continued to pretend to be stupid.

After saying that, without hesitation, he took out the note from the other pocket.

Then he handed it over to Xu Wan very obediently.

"Hmph, if you dare to mess with flowers and grass outside, I'll cut you!" Xu Wan snorted twice and compared to a scissor hand.

He threw the note to Enron again, then turned around and walked towards the parking lot.

An Ran was stunned and followed the note, looked at the WeChat account on it, and then looked at Xu Wan's back.

"What does it mean?"

With a shudder, he crumpled the small note into a ball without hesitation, flicked it lightly, and flew into a trash can on the side.

Xu Wan, who was walking in front, raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and her pace was a little brisker.

"The way of taming a husband taught by my mother, one piece of relaxation really works!"

She thought of some of the truths that Qi Wenxiao gave her last night, and she felt a little proud in her heart, and couldn't help but snort twice:

"Hmph, lie and be safe, dare to learn badly, I'll (*99ω99)72╰ひ╯, hum hum ------"

An Ran, who caught up from behind, felt a little cold, and subconsciously clamped his legs.

A little dazed: "The temperature is not low, how can there be a cool feeling?"

"Could it be that the little pants are leaking?"

An Ran didn't bother with these too much, but quickly caught up with Xu Wan.

"Where do you want to go next?" Xu Wan asked as she looked at An Ran, who was holding her hand, and rolled her eyes.

Hearing this, An Ran pretended to ponder for a while, and then said seriously: "Generally speaking, ideologically, I definitely want to go to your heart, but in fact, ------"

An Ran stopped halfway through speaking, Xu Wan was directly immune to the little love words in front, and when she heard the words in the back, she couldn't help but subconsciously ask, "Actually?"

I regretted it after asking, this is not a stalk for Enron.

And she didn't think badly, An Ran waited until Xu Wan's words fell, and immediately rubbed up with a flattering face: "Ahem, in fact, I naturally want to go to a place with you!"

It's not enough to just say it, and he still took Xu Wan's hand and buckled it directly on his waist.

Xu Wan struggled twice, did useless work, and then could only roll her eyes, and gently twisted An Ran's waist with her other hand angrily.

"Nasty!"

An Ran pretended to be twisted in pain, and grinned strangely: "If you like it, it's fine!"

"I don't like it, you can go find the goblins outside!"

The corners of Xu Wan's mouth rose slightly, but she still said some sour words in her mouth.

An Ran smiled proudly when he saw this, and took advantage of Xu Wan's inattention, and directly gave Xu Wan a princess hug.

As soon as he held it in his arms, he spread his legs and strode up.

"Haha, where is the little fairy delicious, braised and stewed, and slowly boiled over low heat!"

"Annoying ghost Enron, let me go!"

"Don't let it go, the little fairy I caught, how can I let it go if I haven't tasted it?"

------

A fifty or sixty-year-old man on the side looked at the backs of An Ran and Xu Wan, and then looked at the empty left-hand position.

subconsciously patted the position of his elbow, then sighed slightly, and unconsciously whispered:

"Last night, Xiaolou said in the spring breeze, waking up in the middle of the night and falling silently, the Tao is Shuangyan, but it is inseparable, abandoning Wushuang, driving sorrow, old, full of sadness and sadness, or young!"

Shaking his head, the corners of the old man's mouth curled, and then his pace suddenly became flexible, and he took out a Lamborghini car key and swiped it in his hand:

"Alas, are you going to Lili's house today? I haven't been with Xiao Lili for a long time? But Xiao Yueyue bought a new set of clothes today, saying that she wanted to wear them for me.

------

On the other side, An Ran put down Xu Wan in his arms, and the two sat down quietly on a bench.

Xu Wan leaned quietly on An Ran, and whispered in a somewhat confused voice:

"Xiao Xin'er and I actually met in junior high school, but at that time I was very thin, Xiao Xin'er was very fat, and then once a senior boy bullied me, and the other classmates around me were frightened, and then Xiao Xin'er happened to pass by and knocked the boy to the ground. ”

Xu Wan found a comfortable position in An Ran's arms, then looked at An Ran, and the corners of her mouth rose slightly, and continued:

"At that time, it was the first time I met Xiao Xin'er, she was at the same level as me, but in different classes, after she bumped the senior boy, you know, she sat directly on the boy, she was really fat at that time, only fourteen years old, and she had more than 100 pounds, so that the boy almost went into shock. ”

An Ran brushed a strand of hair from the corner of Xu Wan's eyes, but he didn't speak, just looked at Xu Wan quietly.

He knew that what Xu Wan needed at this time was not comfort, but a qualified listener.

"------ I didn't expect that she had just changed so much when she was in college, she was actually very simple before, and she knew to protect me everywhere and not let any boy bully me. ”

"But I really didn't expect her to do that today. ”

"People are going to become, aren't they? Don't you see you're becoming fleshy now?" An Ran pinched Xu Wan's little face and smiled slightly.

"Hate ------"

Before the ghost word could be spoken, it was blocked, and then it became: "Hmm------"

Sure enough, it's still meaty and comfortable to chew!