The sky is cold, and it can freeze Di Lieba into Di Li's cold; the sword is cold, and the cold light is sharp and the blood groove is deep; Ji An's heart is also cold, and the neck pinched in his hand makes a "Ge hic, Ge Hiccup" can't shake him a bit.

On the edge of the maple forest, Ji An had a cold face, pulled out the Xueliang sword, and said in a low voice: "The sword is a murder weapon, and the swordsmanship is the art of killing, no matter how beautiful the words are, it can't cover it up, it's all a fact." ”

The cold wind is cold, the quiet ripples of the bamboo forest salsa, and the parking does l love the maple forest monkeys.

The is surrounded by murderous intent, but the monkey king is not afraid, standing in the treetops and chirping his teeth.

Seeing this, Xueliang sword was placed on the neck of the chicken, with the chicken as the hostage, and the face of the was hideous: "The sword has been used for several days, although it has not been stained with blood, but now the killing idea has risen, and the blood of the Kende chicken is flowing like a river, and if you don't retreat, the end will be like this chicken!"

After finishing speaking, the silver light flashed, and the wings of "Ge Hiccup, Hiccup ......" fluttered violently, and a pillar of blood gushed out, and the sky was full of blood.

"Snort...... Sneer......"

The blood rain dropped, the face was warm, the closed his eyes and turned his head, and several gorgeous red plums bloomed on his cold face.

The audience in the live broadcast room of "Ah !!" was frightened, the maple forest monkeys were frightened, chirping and screaming, shaking the branches vigorously, and the fluttering birds flew up from the mountains and forests.

The wiped his face coldly, shook off the blood stains on his hand, and his bloodthirsty eyes looked at the monkeys again, and raised his bare chicken neck: "Afraid! No!"

The became famous, killed chickens and preached, and the people in the rivers and lakes said, bloody hands-chicken slaughter!

The wind stopped, the bleeding stopped, the claws stiffened, and the monkeys sat in a row on the trees to watch the dementia.

Dementia: "Huh?"

In the live broadcast room

"Anchor, what are you doing?"

Seeing the ID, Ji An said: "Didn't you say that I should be bloody?

"I'm asking you to make the chickens bloody, why are you making yourself bloody Ulla?

Ji An: "This ......"

The killed the chicken and spilled blood, but the monkey couldn't do it, "Alas, the poor chicken, sacrificed in vain." The viewer said.

Ji An shook his head: "It doesn't exist, how can it die in vain?" I just cooked stewed chicken soup." ”

The monkeys will leave them alone for now, and will come back to clean them up later. Ji An wanted to call the fat tiger to leave, but as soon as he lowered his head, the little fat man looked at the chicken head on the ground curiously and licked his tongue.

Ji An picked it up: "I can't eat it now, I'll give it to you when it's cooked, and I'll give you the chicken butt too." ”

"Wang~" Fat Tiger followed.

In a moment, inside the glass room, Ji An began to kill chickens live.

To say that Zhan Lu is really fast, this famous sword in the history of China is not only easy to chop bamboo, but also a sharp rope to kill chickens.

Disemboweled, first wash the blood water, put aside, Ji An cut open the chicken gizzard, turned out to wash away the sediment, and then wound the same washed chicken intestines, together with the chicken heart, chicken liver and put back into the chicken belly.

Ji An's method of stewing chicken is very simple, Wucheng people taste relatively light, a handful of shallots into knots, throw down two pieces of old ginger, add salt, cooking wine, two drops of light soy sauce, pour a large pot of water, do not forget to put the chicken head in it, put it on the fire and boil over high heat, skim off the foam, and change to low heat and simmer.

After finishing his work, he didn't have to worry about the chicken soup for the time being, and warned Dayu, who came curiously, if he dared to touch his paws, he would stew it with the bear's paws, and Ji An began to prepare plan 2.

The fragrance of the chicken soup itself mixed with the smell of green onion and ginger cooking wine permeated the glass wall, Ji An swallowed his saliva, moved a small stool and sat down, and the fat tiger squatted on the side, tilting the dog's head and looking curiously.

Ji An always believes that the problems between animals should be solved by animal methods, and the use of long-range weapons is Laipi.

But now, apart from the slingshot, Ji An can't find an effective way to solve the monkey.

The air gun will indeed be more accurate, but first, he can't find it, and second, the kind that is too powerful and the gas tank is a little larger, and it is easy to get a headshot within 50 meters. Moreover, if he plays with air guns in the live broadcast, the bureau will invite him down the mountain to drink tea.

Although the slingshot is simple, fortunately, the power of the rubber tube is adjustable, and it is enough to hurt the monkey and drive it away, and there is no need to see blood, in case of unnecessary killing, you will be deducted points.

Anyway, he has more than 300 points left now, and there will be no more after the deduction.

The slingshot is sold online, but Ji An doesn't dare to buy it, so many people in the live broadcast room are watching, strictly speaking, this thing is also a prohibited item.

So Ji An decided to simply do it himself.

He is now half a carpenter and half a blacksmith, and he has accumulated some experience when he built a mushroom house, the slingshot bow is simple, Zhan Lu sharpens the branches like a pencil, and the two ends of the branches are carved with lines, and the rubber tubes are wound and the gaskets are stringed.

It is more convenient to aim, and the laser pointer that is fixed and wound with a fishing line is opened, pointing where to hit. This is Ji An's idea.

However, when it was really made, the laser pointer was too long, and it was not convenient at all, and Ji An, who had been playing with the alarm clock since he was a child, dismantled the laser pointer and wanted to install the lamp head.

With this demolition, the laser pointer will no longer light up......

Ji An said to Wu Tian: "I'm sorry, the laser pointer seems to have been broken by me." I'll let my dad pay you for it later. ”

Wu Tian: "No, Director Niu's." ”

Ji An heard that it was Lao Niu's: "Oh, that's fine." ”

In the duty room, Lao Niu's face turned black.

At noon, a big bowl of chicken soup bibimbap with golden chicken fat floating, chicken butt to fat tiger, chicken head Ji An thought about it, afraid of breaking bones, and sighed himself. Dayu couldn't help crawling, Ji An licked the chicken leg for it, found that it was salty, turned his head and walked away, and picked up its dry nest head.

After serving the cub in the afternoon, Ji An asked the fat tiger to take care of the house, and Dayu temporarily worked as a part-time dad, and walked into the maple forest with a slingshot without a sight, and the result can be imagined.

The monkeys are afraid of pandas, and they are afraid of the momentum of fat tigers and dogs, but they are not afraid of two-legged beasts, there is no way, they are too weak......

Ji An was worried about causing a siege by the monkeys, so he stood in the distance and set off the cold cannon, he, a beginner, could aim at it, then there would be a ghost, the small pebble fell into the pool lightly, and the monkey king squinted.

Ji appeased his forehead, but it was not as effective as he threw stones.

The reason why I didn't bring the fat tiger was because I was afraid that the monkeys would be anxious, and I would beat them together with the little fat man, and the monkey king would weigh about 50 pounds, but I didn't take the panda because I was afraid that the panda would sit on the monkey and kill the monkey.

Option 2 also fails.

There are many so-called popular people, and Ji An's recent reward has made many people covetous, including many well-known anchors.

can see that he is weak like this, he has already gathered a good water army, ready to video, and the well-known anchors who are ready to make trouble at any time slapped the table angrily and chatted in the private chat group

"Why can this weak chicken get so much reward? I want to have these two pandas and kill those monkeys in minutes. ”

"He's stupid, he can't use a slingshot?

"What else would he do besides read?"

For various reasons, the two plans that Ji An came up with didn't work. Come to think of it, smart and nimble monkeys are never easy to deal with.

Ji An decided to talk to the Monkey King in person after getting off work for a while.

[I thought about it, whether it's the cover or the heroine, in the final analysis, it's all because the presence of the fat tiger is too strong. So I decided to push the fat tiger to the top and become the heroine!]

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