Chapter 092: New - Threesome
Chapter 092 New - Threesome
It was raining and clouds were covering the sky, and everyone was huddled in their dwellings.
In the hall, when Cheng He first came to the mushroom house, he recognized a sheep as his daughter.
After a lapse of 13 days, this kind of confession plot was repeated again on Huang Sanshi.
Huang Sanshi recognized him as a son, not a daughter.
It's just that Huang Sanshi's newly recognized son is a little milk dog.
"Come, Hehe, give me my son, I'll hug it!"
Huang Sanshi stretched out his hand and said to Cheng He.
Cheng He put Xiao H in the air again, and put a big face at Xiao H's little head.
A man and a dog looked at each other, and Cheng He showed a look of pity on his face.
Cheng He's move made Huang Sanshi's heart full of doubts, and he opened his mouth to ask, "He He, what are you doing?"
Huang Sanshi's words attracted He Yu, Xu Mu, and Xu Zheng.
Qi Shushu stopped at Cheng He's side.
Cheng He didn't seem to see it, and he didn't care.
looked at Xiao H, who caught him in mid-air, and said to it: "Originally, I was thinking about recognizing you as a son and finding a companion for my daughter Tianba, who knew that they named you Xiao H, now it's good, you have become the son of Teacher Huang." ”
Outside the house, under the wooden shed on the west side of the courtyard, looking at the way Cheng He played with the question in the middle of the monitor, Chen Gezhou and the choreographer around him could only snicker in their hearts.
Make up your mind, wait until tomorrow to finish recording, organize and edit this issue, and give Cheng He a particularly meaningful subtitle.
[Oh God!
O earth!
Why are you treating me like this!
Lost my milk dog son!】
Brush brush, brush brush, these few lines of big characters must be particularly interesting, creating a good program effect.
In the room, as soon as Cheng He's words fell, Xu Zheng smiled.
"This is easy to do, don't you just recognize Xiao H as your son-in-law. ”
Xu Mu was immediately stunned: "If I'm not mistaken, Brother He's daughter Tianba is a sheep, and Teacher Huang's son is still a little milk dog." ”
Xu Mu also broke his hand and stretched out a finger with one hand.
"One is a sheep and the other is a dog, how do I feel weird?"
"It's really weird," He Yu nodded there.
Xu Zheng also has upper eyelids, and his eyebrows are jumping, with his smooth head, he can't help but laugh, which makes people want to laugh when they see it.
"That's an ethical question!"
"Can there be interracial love between a dog and a sheep?"
"That seems like a problem!"
"Don't think about it, it's impossible," Huang Sanshi stood up directly and leaned in the direction of Cheng He: "He He's daughter Tianba is already a pregnant sheep to be born, and it won't be long before Tianba is going to be a mother, He He is going to be a grandfather, and my little H is just a child!"
Huang Sanshi stretched out his hand to Cheng He again: "Hehe, give me back my son quickly!"
"Alas, it's a pity!"
Cheng He handed Xiao H to Huang Sanshi, and before withdrawing his hands, he rubbed Xiao H's head with one hand.
"You Dad is so ruthless that you missed a marriage, you must remember this. ”
Huang Sanshi took Xiao H, sneered, and then sat back and gently stroked his newly recognized son.
"Little H, be obedient, don't believe the nonsense called Cheng He on the other side, there is a chance that Dad will find you a little!"
"Little?"
Cheng He said disdainfully: "I missed my Tianba, you still want to find the next home, I don't believe you can find it!"
"This is very simple," Xu Mu said lightly: "Wait until tomorrow to go to the village to inquire who Xiao H picked it from, or directly find someone who has a little in another family, and you will have one when you come back!"
Cheng He's face was covered with invisible black lines: "You demolished my platform so thoroughly, Xu Mu!"
"Hahaha!"
The only thing that came back to Cheng He was full of laughter.
Five people sat in the room chatting and chatting, and before they knew it, it was four o'clock in the afternoon.
"Xu Zheng, you asked for bamboo shoots and shrimp on the phone yesterday, right?"
Huang Sanshi, who had been holding his son and caressing his hair, asked.
Xu Zheng's bulb-sized head shook up and down: "Yes." ”
Then he looked puzzled: "What's wrong?"
"Well, that's right, we've already dug up this bamboo shoot in the morning, and as for this shrimp, while it's still dark, we just so many people are here, just wait to go down to the river to catch some. ”
He Yu explained on the side:
"Do you think it's okay?"
"Yes," Xu Zheng looked at the four people around him one by one: "Are you going, or?"
Before Xu Zheng finished speaking, Cheng He put it on his shoulder.
"You're definitely going!"
"But I'm a guest!"
"It's because you're a guest that you let you go, otherwise what's the sense of participation?"
"Hey, Hehe, you have a good point. ”
Xu Zheng really can't refute it, after all, although he is a guest, he is also a guest who came to participate in the show, what is the matter of sitting in this room every day?
Is it a round-the-clock mouthpiece...?
"Since I'm the only one, is there anyone else with me?"
Cheng He said: "Count me in!"
"Teacher Huang, do you want to go?"
He Yan looked at Huang Sanshi, who was stroked with H's hair beside him.
"I'm not going, I'm with my son!"
"Oh, okay," He Yu looked at Xu Mu again.
"What about Xu Mu?"
Xu Mu got up and was about to go to the second floor to get his computer, and replied: "You guys go, I'll take advantage of this time to knock on the computer." ”
"Okay,"
He Yan, who got the reply, stood up and said to Cheng He and Xu Zheng: "Let's go, let's go put on a raincoat and get a net for catching shrimp." ”
Xu Zheng and Cheng He got up, followed He Yi to the utility room, put on a raincoat, put on rubber shoes, and one of them held a fishing net, with a small bamboo basket pinned to his waist.
By the time the three of them were dressed, Xu Mu had already taken the computer and came down from upstairs, sat back in place, and was already crackling on the keyboard.
The three of them came out of the utility room, and Xu Zheng saw that his own family was busy tinkering with the computer, and he couldn't help but be curious.
"Embarrassment, He He, Xu Mu, what is he doing?"
"Oh, Xu Mu, he's working. ”
"What does Xu Mu do?"
"Well, I'll tell you later, let's go out first. ”
The heavily armed outer hunter trio came out of the house, stood at the door, and shouted into the house: "Teacher Huang, Xu Mu, we are leaving,"
"Goodbye!"
"Goodbye," Xu Mu and Huang Sanshi replied.
Then Huang Sanshi said again: "It's raining outside for a day, and the dirt roads in the countryside are slippery, so you all be careful." ”
"Okay, you know, we'll be safe. ”
So, one owner, one guest and one scoundrel bastard of this mushroom house came out of the mushroom house accompanied by two transparent people who followed the photo and a drone.
And in the mushroom house, Huang Sanshi and Xu Mu are two people, one is teasing his son, and the other is typing on the computer.
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