Lifting a stone to shoot himself in the foot, it was Meng Fan who was talking about it, he originally wanted to teach Xu Qian a lesson, but he was scolded by Xu Qian for a while.

He Zhengzong said: "Okay, okay, let's watch Xu Qian's performance." ”

Meng Fan snorted coldly: "I see what good show you can perform?"

At the same time, Xu Qian and Zhang Guo stood on the stage.

Zhang Guo began to sing first: "Ah, Ah, Ah, five rings, you have one more ring than the fourth ring." ”

Zhang Guogang sang a sentence, and everyone was stunned, I'll go, what kind of song is this? This style of painting is wrong, is this really created by Xu Qian? Why is it so funny?

Liu Jia's mouth is open.

Liu Yan was also shocked, she didn't expect Xu Qian to write such a funny song.

He Zhengzong smiled, Xu Qian is really a man with his own hot spots, at the beginning, Meng Fanyi couldn't take care of his own life, and now he has created such a strange song.

"it!"

"I'll go. ”

"Blind my eyes. ”

"Is such a funny song really composed by Xu Qian?"

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Zeng Yi showed a mocking expression, he didn't expect Xu Qian to write such a bad song, this is obviously the kind of funny divine comedy.

Modern Times also laughed, Xu Qian's song is mostly funny, and it is not enough to be his opponent at all.

Meng Fan couldn't take care of himself by Xu Qian's life just now, and now he can finally vent the depression in his heart: "I have long said that his songs are not artistic. ”

At this time, Xu Qian sang: "Ah! peony, the most vivid among the flowers. ”

"Huh. ”

Many people exclaimed, although Xu Qian sang the same tune as Zhang Guo, the lyrics were different.

If the beginning of the song of the five rings is funny, then the song of the peony is to praise the nobility of the peony.

Meng Fan only felt that he was slapped in the face, as soon as he finished saying that "The Song of the Five Rings" was not artistic, Xu Qian began to sing "The Song of the Peony", and it was obvious that "The Song of the Peony" could be on the elegant hall.

"Ah, Ah, Ah, you have one less ring than the sixth ring. ”

"Finally one day you will be able to repair the Seven Rings. ”

Zhang Guo continued to sing.

Poof, hearing this lyrics, an audience member couldn't help but squirt out the tea in his mouth, this lyric is so magical.

Zhang Wei also smiled: "Interesting, interesting." ”

At the same time, Xu Qian also began to sing:

"Ah, Peony

The most spectacular in the country of incense

Some people say you're coquettish

How can a coquettish life be so full

Some people say you are rich

How do you know that you have experienced poverty? ”

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If "The Song of the Five Rings" is vulgar, then "The Song of the Peony" is elegant, these two songs together give people an extraordinary feeling, one moment you still want to laugh, the next moment you feel solemn.

"After repairing the seven rings, repair the eight rings. ”

"After repairing the eight rings, then repair the nine rings. ”

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Listening to the crowd also humming, although the lyrics of this song are wonderful, but after listening to it a few times, I feel that it has a different charm.

And everyone found that Zhang Guo was quite fun singing serious songs, which is the so-called contrast cute.

As soon as Zhang Guo finished singing, Xu Qian came to sing "Song of Peony" again.

"Ah, Peony

The most spectacular in the country of incense

When the earth was frozen

You're living with life

When the spring breeze blows

You bring beauty to the world."

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Liu Jia said: "This lyrics are very good, peony likes warmth and is afraid of dampness and heat, and it must be treated at low temperature and cold before flowering to better promote the differentiation of flower buds and facilitate flowering, so it is said that peony has experienced poverty." ”

Zhang Wei said: "I think this allusion comes from Wu Zetian's derogation of the peony in the mirror flower. ”

Meng Fan doesn't speak now, he is really scared of being slapped in the face by Xu Gan, and Xu Gan's songwriting is really very good, and it is extremely difficult for him to pick thorns.

And Zhang Guo continued to sing "Song of the Five Rings".

"How many people know that there are tigers in the mountains

But he is biased towards Tiger Mountain

I know that the five rings are blocked

This road home is not a one-way street

The fortress is stopped, hum, I'm not worried

Never washed a car in my life

My car is not clean

This cigarette looks so calm

There's a bitter smile here

Spit out a sigh

What else do you want to see?

Obediently eat your pancakes in the car

Hurry up and get on the five rings. ”

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At first, many people thought that "Song of the Five Rings" was the kind of funny divine comedy, but it also had a different charm when I listened to it.

This song really sings to the hearts of the people of Beipiao, in the more than 100 stations of Yanjing's 15 subway lines, 10 million people rush to their destination every morning in this confined space, and on the ground, countless people are in buses or private cars, enduring congestion, praying to go to work on time.

People are being squeezed out, people are powerless to stop urban sprawl, they are unable to change their unsound urban planning, they are unable to break through the increasingly rigid social strata, and on the contrary, the additional problems caused by these ills need to be borne by ordinary people.

Therefore, "Song of the Five Rings" is a song of deconstruction and resistance of the weak, and the American scholar Scott wrote in "The Weapons of the Weak" by observing the forms of resistance of Malaysian peasants that due to the lack of conventional rules of fair game, disgruntled vulnerable groups use tacit understanding and informal networks to carry out low-profile resistance to avoid the collective risk of open resistance. From this point of view, whether it is the petty theft and rumor-mongering of the peasants in the book, or the political ballads sung by ancient folks and the modern mobile phone jokes, they can all be regarded as "weapons of the weak".

"The Song of the Five Rings" is the deconstruction and resistance of the weak, so "The Song of the Peony" is a normal main theme song, praising the nobility of the peony.

"Ah, Peony

The most spectacular in the country of incense

When the earth was frozen

You're living with life

When the spring breeze blows

You bring beauty to the world

Ah, peony, peony

You bring beauty to the world

You bring beauty to the world. ”

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Finally, Xu Qian and Zhang Guo's performance ended.

Xu Qian and Zhang Guo bowed to the audience at the same time.

"Xu Qian, Xu Qian, Xu Qian, Xu Qian!"

"Xu Qian, Xu Qian, Xu Qian, Xu Qian!"

"Zhang Guo, Zhang Guo, Zhang Guo, Zhang Guo!"

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The fans at the scene screamed and shouted the names of the two people, Zhang Guo felt very excited, he rarely enjoyed this kind of situation of being cheered by 10,000 people.

Zhang Guo understood a truth, that is, it is good to enjoy the shade under the big tree, and Xu Qian's thigh is too thick.

Zhang Guo decided, in the future, he must firmly grasp Xu Gan's thigh, no matter what, he can't relax, Zhang Guo feels that he is the smartest of all the players, I am wise and foolish, hugging a thick leg, better than others' efforts.

After Xu Qian and Zhang Guo's performances are over, it will be the turn of the star promoter to comment.