Chapter 311: Men Know Men Best

Sven was thin and weak, and was pushed by Xiang Yu, and he was almost knocked against the wall.

Fortunately, when the nose was attached, the force of the forward rush happened to stop.

After being stunned for five seconds, after making sure that it was okay, Sven Nan, who was relieved, rubbed the bridge of his nose with a happy expression.

"Hey, you let people go. ”

Shao Meiyun, who was bent on sending off guests, went to break Xiang Yu's hand.

"If you don't let it go, you won't let it go!"

The person was obviously not lightly drunk, hugging the man's chest, strangling the other party's expression in pain, and almost dying.

failed to separate the two, especially not to let Xiang Yu give up, Shao Meiyun planned to ask about the relationship between the two - maybe they knew each other, and they were still very familiar.

Xiang Yu, who was a little relieved, suddenly spoke: "Aren't you a sociologist? You still claim that you are not drunk with a thousand cups, so you want to escape? Come on, continue to fight!"

Sociologist?

Shao Meiyun looked at Sven Nan in confusion, the other party was embarrassed by him, and nodded, "That's right, contemptible people are full-time academics, and scientific research topics are closely related to sociology, so they are barely worthy of the word scholar." ”

After introducing himself, he shyly pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose.

The thoughts in Shao Meiyun's brain were like the beginning of chaos, and there was order in an instant.

She looks like ...... Got a brilliant idea.

…………

In the morning, Xiang Yu, who woke up drunk, sat on the bed and unconsciously scratched the head of the chicken nest.

"Hey, my head hurts a little......"

Shao Meiyun's body is really a bit wasted, she only drank a few cans of beer yesterday, and she was drunk like this.

After scratching his arm and noticing a bruise on it, Xiang Yu slowly regained his memory of yesterday.

That's right...... When he was drinking with three girls, it was as if someone knocked on the door and introduced himself as a scholar and hoped that I could participate in the research of a research project...... And then what's going on?

"I seem to be drinking with someone......"

I can't remember.

Looking down at himself, his clothes were pajamas, apparently changed out - there were only three girls there yesterday, and it should have been one of the three of them.

Since everyone is a girl (at least physically), there is nothing to worry about.

Meimei slept and walked out of bed with her bare feet, standing in the morning light and stretching her body.

"A girl's flexibility is good, and it's okay to have a horse. ”

However, with a lower waist movement, a feeling of dizziness suddenly hit, causing him to give up his intention to continue and straighten up.

"I can't drink so much next time. ”

Xiang Yu's original plan was to exercise Shao Meiyun's alcohol consumption, and with her identity, there will definitely be no shortage of drinks in the future, and it is definitely not enough to just drink each time. When the time comes, it will be easy to deal with someone maliciously pouring alcohol.

However, I don't know when I can exchange my body back, and Xiang Yu is actually doing it for himself.

If you get drunk outside and get by a man...... Just thinking about it, Xiang Yu almost vomited out the hot pot - hairy tripe and the like are very expensive, and he can't bear it.

While stretching his body, he walked out, and as soon as he reached the door, he collided with someone.

The man was obviously unprepared, and the toothpaste foam sprayed Xiang Yu's face.

"Oops, you're ......"

Looking up and looking at He Yingcai, who was shirtless, Xiang Yu was stunned.

"Little boy, are you awake?"

"Why are you here?"

Combined with the clothes he had changed, he nervously hugged himself with his arms and looked at him dumbfounded.

He Yingcai, who reacted, held the toothbrush in his mouth and hurriedly waved his hand: "No, little boy, it's not what you think, I'm wronged......"

Clumsy, he didn't know how to organize his language, and he was about to cry.

"I'll give you a chance to explain, what's going on?"

Xiang Yu stared at He Yingcai vigilantly: Even if he is a gentleman at heart, but at present, it is a girl's body, and outsiders see that the two of them are lonely men and widows, which can easily cause misunderstanding.

Moreover, don't look at being a member of Lao Xiang's secretary team, others usually look very honest and have a good temper, but who doesn't have a dark side in their hearts?

Judging from the Mary Sue-themed film and television dramas that Xiang Yu has watched in the past, the more honest people like He Yingcai are, the more terrible they are when they are blackened.

There is also one of the most important arguments - men know men best.

Facing such a beautiful Shao Meiyun, especially her ...... Ahem, it's strange not to have evil thoughts.

"I received a call from Shao Meiyun last night, asking me to take care of you, she has something urgent to deal with. I came over after the overtime, God testifies, we were innocent last night, and I slept next door......"

Squinting his eyes and expressing suspicion, Xiang Yu pointed to his newly changed clothes.

"Oh, that's, that's what you wore when I came yesterday, it should have been Shao Meiyun who changed it for you. As for why I didn't wear my shirt, it was because I had just gotten up and was brushing my teeth, and I heard movement from your side and came over to check on the situation. ”

Xiang Yu thought about it, if He Yingcai really dared to lie, and asked Shao Meiyun that would soon be exposed, he shouldn't be stupid to this extent.

"I believe in you. It seems that I drank a lot yesterday, so Shao Meiyun will call you. ”

He Yingcai, who raised his hands, breathed a sigh of relief and put his hands down, "No, I made a big fuss last night, opened the window and said that I wanted to fly higher." ”

"It's not my problem, it's probably that this body doesn't drink well. ”

HO: ...... Well, you say yes, that's it.

"By the way, little boy, the reputation of "You're Awake" is showing signs of improvement. ”

"What did you say?"

It's no less than being struck by lightning.

Xiang Yu woke up instantly, and his whole face was distorted.

The nervous He Yingcai truthfully stated the experience: "The reason is a sociologist, who reasoned and quoted scriptures to refute the keyboard warrior and the bar spirit, and deeply analyzed the crux of the whole phenomenon, and affirmed the intention of the show itself. ”

"I'll see. ”

Xiang Yu snatched He Yingcai's mobile phone and carefully brushed up the comments......

Half an hour later.

Xiang Yu, who had lost his strength, leaned against the wall, he had already lost his soul.

Who the hell is this guy who popped up out of thin air?

One of his words is regarded as a classic - "The carrion needs to be removed before the wound can heal." ”

Netizens who originally wavered in their stance were quickly persuaded by this sentence.

Seeing Xiang Yu grabbing his hair fiercely and looking distressed, He Yingcai comforted: "Little boy, in fact, because the spread is not wide, the discussion caused by the show is still very limited. The reversal of a small number of people's reputation cannot influence anything. You don't have to worry too much. ”

Well, that makes sense.

After he said this, Xiang Yu was indeed relieved.

It's nice to have a henchman who can talk.

However, with the experience of doing a show for the first time, Xiang Yu felt that he could improve on the basis.

For example, next time, you can directly beat up the amateur guests, which will cause the reputation of the show to become completely bad.

Of course, the idea of beating up the guests was just a small joke......

Xiang Yu is currently very distressed, and it seems that the second episode of the show is also quite educational.

The first episode of the show splashed a little water, and if the second episode expands the splash on the basis of consolidation, it will not be good for Xiang Yu......