Chapter 268: I Eat You Poor
As the object of celebration, Shao Meiyun, who felt breathless, seemed to be an outsider, venting her anger on the food.
Although when she first exchanged bodies with Xiang Yu, she also cried in fear. At that time, she couldn't even sleep well, and the only thing that could comfort her was Lao Xiang's cooking skills.
Anyway, he occupied Xiang Yu's body, and if he ate too much, he would grow meat.
Originally, in order to become a dedicated star, she never forgot to diet and lose weight, but she completely let go.
Lao Xiang gives what to eat, and if it is not enough, he has to order another food. Xiang Yu also noticed that his body was visibly fatter......
Fortunately, my height has increased recently, and the fat part has completely offset it.
"Ah, my beloved ribs, so soon. ”
Looking at the bottom of the plate with only soup left, Xiang Yu was very melancholy - he had been thinking about Lao Xiang's braised pork ribs for several days, but he ate a few pieces today, which was not enough at all.
Squinting at Shao Meiyun's bowl, the hill of ribs stacked high. Looking up a little bit, you can notice that her expression is defiant at the moment.
Xiang Yu was amused by her childishness.
"Xiaoyu, don't patronize and eat yourself. I found out, what do you grab from her what Meiyun likes to eat, it's too rude!"
"If I want, I'll eat!"
Shao Meiyun slurped her ribs, and anyone with a discerning eye could see that she was angry.
The old Xiang, who boasted that he was not shallow, squinted his eyes, and decisively raised his goblet: "Meimei, Xiao Meiyun, do you see it? Let me make a toast to Xiaoyu's rebellion again!"
As he spoke, he was so excited that he stood up, and the wine in his glass was about to spill out.
Xiang Yu, who was cheering, was even more jubilant than Lao Xiang, and while accompanying him to get up, he raised his foot and stepped on the stool, "The rebellious period is a sign that means moving from a teenager to an adult, and this cup must be done!"
Seeing that the three of them were happy and frequently clashed glasses for "rebellion", Shao Meiyun's face turned red.
How could there be such a father and son?
Obviously worried about the education topic of many parents, they took out a holiday attitude and ridiculed with a relaxed attitude, and as soon as she had a seizure, she celebrated with great fanfare.
If it is really against a child in the rebellious period, it is estimated that the other party will be upright.
At the same time, because of the fear that the outside world will ignore the independent existence of the self, the rebellious psychology that arises from it, through such an alternative way, after confirming the equal status of the "self" and the outside world, what is the rebellious period!
I won't be able to think the same way in the future.
After all, the connection with the outside world is too thorough, and the attention is too much.
The most important thing is that it's a shame.
Shao Meiyun is like this, after a few times, she has died down and is no longer embarrassed.
Eat with a stuffy head.
I eat you poor!
After a while, it was a shiny face.
At the banquet, Lao Xiang was still chattering and planning: "Invite all the old guys from the old Dang Yizhuang Club to hold a grand dinner to celebrate Xiao Yu's rebellious period, Xiao Meiyun, what do you say?"
"I think the proposal is particularly good. Observing Shao Meiyun's twitching corners of her eyes and mouth, Xiang Yu smiled and continued to make suggestions: "It would be better if I could invite a few more classmates to be there." ”
"Don't, I refuse!"
Under the excitement, Shao Meiyun's expression was almost distorted. No, it's my face that is almost distorted.
Catching her angry gaze, Xiang Yu had an innocent expression: It's not what I claim.
"Xiaoyu, don't bother me as a father, for you, it's nothing to be tired. When I was a child, I changed your diapers a lot, and it was a big drop compared to now. ”
Speaking of this stubble, Lao Xiang couldn't help but have a picture in his mind, and he was so disgusting that he almost didn't even drink the wine.
"I didn't refuse because of this ......"
Shao Meiyun wanted to say more, but was stopped by Lao Xiang, "Okay, you can go back to the room when you're full, I have my own plans, I don't have to worry about it." ”
Under Lao Xiang's half-push and half-push, Shao Meiyun was unfortunately grounded in the room.
Lao Xiang, who has a high skill, faced the "Xiang Yu" who was subdued by himself, and his smug expression seemed to be blooming. I drank several more glasses with my real son.
After sympathizing with Shao Meiyun for a while, Xiang Yu, who felt that the "Rebellious Period Celebration Party" was actually nothing, carried the fruits and semi-finished dishes given by Lao Xiang and Comrade Yuan Hongmei, and went home happily.
When I got home, I wanted to sleep, but when I thought that my homework hadn't been completed, I scolded in annoyance and had to pounce on my desk - make up my homework!
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The alcohol content of the sweet wine was not high, and Xiang Yu was not affected the next day. I was woken up early by the alarm clock, complained a few words, packed up and rushed to school.
I didn't pay attention for a while, and I almost walked into the familiar classroom of the second and fifth classes of high school, and I saw "myself" sitting upright at a glance, and then I came back to my senses.
"Oh, by the way, I'm Shao Meiyun now, and I should go to the first class of high school. ”
I listlessly came to an unfamiliar class and found that everyone was buried in their homework.
It is estimated that yesterday was the first day of school, and most of the students did not have the heart to complete the homework assigned by the teacher, so they could only go to school to make up for it, and they could also "help each other".
I am glad that I was cultivated by the old Xiang to have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I developed the problem of not getting used to it if I didn't finish my homework on the same day.
When I came to Shao Meiyun's seat and sat down, I could see that the female King Kong was struggling with a few math problems.
"A or C?"
"Pick B. Xiang Yu replied casually, and with Liu Lian's suspicious eyes, he kindly explained: "I must not have listened to the lecture yesterday, just apply the ready-made formula." ”
"Who hasn't listened to the lecture!" Liu Lian's face turned red for a moment, and her small expression was full of the words "void heart".
didn't want to quarrel with her, Xiang Yu didn't follow.
Liu Lian, who was biting the cap of the pen, was still frowning and tangled, "This question...... Should I choose D, right?"
After speaking, she also used her afterglow to observe Xiang Yu beside her, as if she wanted to judge whether the answer was correct from his expression.
Seeing that she trusted herself so much, Xiang Yu pouted.
made mistakes one after another, Liu Lian went from being depressed to angry, her emotions fluctuated crisply, without foreshadowing: "Shao Meiyun, I can see that your expression must be laughing at me!"
The moment she got up, it was like a hill rising from the ground, and the shadow completely covered Xiang Yu.
The Bull Demon is here!
"Here you go, my homework, copy it. ”
didn't wait for her to have a seizure, but Xiang Yu suddenly handed over the scratch paper he left behind for yesterday's questions, and the answers to each question were clearly written on it.
"Let me copy it?"
didn't expect Shao Meiyun to use the method of copying homework to slap herself, Liu Lian looked incredulous.
"If you don't copy it, forget it. ”
"I'll copy it!"
He Fei, who was sitting in front, deliberately moved the stool forward in order not to be affected at the moment when Liu Lian stood up, but he didn't expect things to be settled so quickly.
He looked back at "Shao Meiyun" with a puzzled face.
Xiang Yu knew what he was surprised about, but he felt that he was suspected of currying favor with Liu Lian: Hehe, what do you know. In fact, nearly half of the answers on the scratch paper are wrong.
And the reason why he is prepared is because long ago, because his academic performance was still excellent in the class, and some students with the lowest grades were used to coming to school early in the morning and borrowing his homework to copy.
After a long time, the performance is taken for granted. Xiang Yu felt that why his learning results were shared, and the teacher still had the risk of joint and several liability after discovering it. When I wanted to stop their bad habit of copying homework, I was blamed.
So, Xiang Yu learned to prepare another set of answers, the kind with many errors, if someone wants to copy it, they will throw it away - if you are not afraid of criticism, you can copy it.
As for throwing the wrong answer to Liu Lian, it is to conform to the character design.
Shao Meiyun and her table mates are at odds, as we all know, the two are still "rivals" in love, and it is reasonable to frame them a little.
Xiang Yumei, who was waiting for the teacher to finish grading the homework, rushed to criticize Liu Lian non-stop.
The price is a little bigger, maybe you will have to be beaten by a muscular woman.
What's more serious is that if he behaves too harmoniously with Liu Lian, it will arouse Bai Wenxin's suspicions.
Recently, this little clever ghost has come to observe himself when he is fine, staring at Yu Maomao.
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