The Spring Festival Gala is over.

The new year is coming.

And the madness, but it continues, and it is still spreading!

This battle for the Mengyang Spring Festival Gala, which was hyped up in the early stage and attracted national attention, only found out in the end that there was no suspense at all, and the new forces stepped on the corpse of the old overlord and ascended to the altar!

A Song of Ice and Fire.

On Weibo,

On one side is,

"There is no one of the craziest and most exciting Spring Festival Galas in history!"

"Unprecedented, subverting everyone's imagination of the Dream Home Spring Festival Gala!"

"One person designs all the programs, and Su Luo will be a god again!"

"Such a pit master, you still have a trick, the keyboard can't stop him!"

"There are two kinds of Spring Festival Gala, one is the Dream Family Spring Festival Gala, and the other is the other Spring Festival Gala!"

"My scalp doesn't belong to me anymore, and I'm still numb, and I don't feel it at all!!!"

"Congratulations on my bladder for a new achievement, I haven't released water for four hours, it's still strong and hasn't exploded, and it's dripping !!."

"Normal, you're just afraid to drink water, for fear that before you swallow it, it will squirt out again in an instant!"

"Hahaha!!!"

......

On the other side,

"It's not that the Spring Festival Gala is regressing, but that we are improving? No, it's us improving, you are regressing!"

"There's no comparison, hehe, unless you put together all the classic shows of CTV over the years. ”

"Even if you carefully select and take them out, it's just that you don't lose so badly, and one "Thousand Hands Guanyin" is enough to blow everything up. ”

"That's true, the pit master is rampage, you can go in peace. ”

There is no harm if there is no comparison, in all fairness, although this year's CTV Spring Festival Gala still failed to satisfy the audience, it is really much better than last year.

But who let there be a pit master who defended the sky?

It's not just about giving you a little color.

It's just the last fig leaf of CTV, it's all off, simple, rough, and unreasonable!

No matter how much you think about CTV, you can only say one sentence at the moment: "Go well, don't send it!"

"CTV Dad, in vain, goodbye is too late to shake hands!"

"CTV Daddy, Ash Ash, Rolling Calves Don't Need to Keep!"

......

After the CTV Spring Festival Gala ended, the leaders held a meeting overnight, and the content could probably be guessed: how to clean up the mess in front of them.

And DreamWorks is also facing a problem, how to bring Su Luo's fool back......

Su Luo was drunk again at the night banquet after the party, and even the little angel of Gong Yu didn't stop him, because his crooked reasoning was always one set in a row, so you couldn't refute it,

"If you know two languages, you can understand two cultures, and if you know how to drink, you can understand two lives!"

He could only stomp his feet, and the soft flesh on his waist was pinched fiercely, allowing him to indulge for another night.

So, someone who yells every day in China who has never been drunk falls again, and it is so reasonable......

On the car,

Xia Zihan pinched his nose and complained,

"I just said, you must not let him drink, this guy will do everything he can, and he will not leave any room for himself!"

Leng Yuxuan:

"That is, I never got drunk when I drank before, but now I don't get drunk when I touch wine!"

Jerked

Su Luo deceived the corpse, burped and shouted:

"Say bad things about me again, right, I didn't dare to get drunk because I knew no one would take care of me, isn't there you now?"

Again violently,

Fell again......

"Hahahahaha~~~~~~!!!!!"

"Mad's retarded!"

"Retarded!"

......

Huayin's old voice is on fire, it's a mess, no one calls Leng Yuxuan a popular diva anymore, the dreamer Phoenix, sonic shock Kyushu, in the minds of fans, among the female singers in the Chinese music world, there is only Goddess Tang!

In the florist,

The clerks are confused.

Customer: "Do you have Lu Binghua? I want to buy a bouquet for my mother!"

Clerk: "Uh... Lu Binghua?ah, flowers for my mother, carnations, our carnations are airlifted from abroad......"

Customer: "I don't want carnations, as long as Lu Binghua !!"

Clerk: "......"

And the customers were hand-to-hand, talking and singing,

"Lu Binghua! That's it, thinking of my mother's words every night, Lu Binghua with glittering tears!"

Clerk: "......"

The language program that is most anticipated and welcomed by the audience at the party, no one complains anymore: oops, the sketch cross talk is another joke picking up netizens.

Now everything is back to the "ancient times" of the Spring Festival Gala, and the lines of language programs are popular on the Internet, leading the trend.

"Captain, don't shoot, it's me!"

"The imperial army asked me to bring you a message, the pit masters are all women's clothes, and you are still obsessed with the group master?"

"I originally thought that I would drive in the group like this, but I didn't expect it, the group leader, you with thick eyebrows and big eyes, actually drive?"

Netizens are now praising handsome guys like this: "Hey, this girl is so handsome!"

To be played badly.

The most popular is "Guanyin with a Thousand Hands".

The head of the China Deaf-mute Art Troupe received 10,000 invitations to perform at home and abroad overnight, all of which were named to dance "Thousand Hands Guanyin", the head of the troupe was shaking his hands, and he didn't know what to do, and wanted to ask for the opinions of the members...... Looking at Li Jiaxing's face again, it is simply indescribable!

And the dreamer fans who closed their eyes and filled in a random number and were lucky to receive a backstage notification "Thank you for your participation, congratulations on winning the award!" jumped up directly, showing off all kinds of things on Weibo, envying others!

"What kind of gift the hell is it?"

"Tell me, is it the full version of all the songs in the Rice March?"

"I didn't say what a gift was, I just said that the express delivery work resumed after the Spring Festival, and the gift would be delivered to ......"

"Ahhhh

Those audience fans who only received "Thank you for participating" but did not "Congratulations on winning the award" were indignant, and Su Luo was scolded miserably again.

"Pit goods!"

"Big pit goods, rough to fill the pit!"

......

Even the out-of-the-way scientific term "quantum entanglement", which almost no one pays attention to, has gorgeously appeared on the hot word search list.

In the shocking Dreamer Spring Festival Gala, in the boiling Internet and endless topics, DreamWorks is all on holiday, and Su Luo is hiding again......

The first day of junior high school, well, I didn't wake up at all.

The second year of junior high school, go back to my mother's house, old lady, uh.... No, Lao Tzu hasn't married yet, where did he come from, eh, wait... It seems that there is still something wrong, no matter what, the quilt is pulled and I continue to sleep with my head covered!

In the third year of junior high school, I finally became conscious, but the crooked reasoning came again,

"Don't you go shopping, don't you know, don't you go out on the third day of the first month? The third day of the new year is called Red Dog Day, if you go out on the third day of the first month to meet the red dog is very unlucky, go out and meet one, this year will be unlucky!"

I didn't bother to take care of this lazy snake, so let him sleep in bed, and the whole family went out to play again......

You don't have to go out, but what should come will come.

Su Luo was playing happily with Keke at home, and he couldn't see the red dog, but Wang Yingrui, who had dark circles under his eyes, was carrying a cage containing a yellow and cute little milk cat, and a large number of big names in the magic world who also wore dark circles came to visit.

Of course, I didn't come to ask how Su Luo's magic changed, there are rules in the industry, but to bring a message,

"Your magic has exploded, the World Magicians Association has issued a notice that no magic manufacturer or online store can sell under the name of 'Suluo's Magic Effect'.

The magic you show is something that everyone can challenge, but the real method is yours alone, and if you don't make it public, it will become an eternal secret in the magic world. ”

Warmly entertained them, and then sent them away warmly, the senior sister excitedly held the little milk cat and looked at Su Luo with blank eyes.

"Master, Master, what should be the name of our cat?"

"Well, think about it as a teacher. ”

Su Luo looked at the little cat curled up into a small ball in Keke's arms, smacked his mouth a few times and said,

"Baby, you see the Lantern Festival is coming soon, why don't you call it Tangyuan?"

Tang Yike pouted and shook his head violently, "Hmm~!, my neighbor's little chubby dog is also called Tangyuan!"

"And you want one?"

"Hmm~, it's yellow, like peanut butter, why don't you call it a peanut?"

"Okay! Then it's called Peanuts!"

"Giggle~~!!"

......

The roar of the roar, the sleep of the sleep.

For Su Luo, everything is as usual, and the years are quiet.

The only change is that there is a cute little milk cat in Su Luo's big house.

Its name,

It's called peanuts.