"How should I explain that I belong to a girl's family, and a wisp of remnant soul is pinned on a razor?!"

"Also, what is a razor?!Our arms can be broken by themselves through Xuan Qi, and there are exclusive tools for small beards?!"

"Besides, why do you seem to have seen this thing, we are not a fantasy system?!"

"What's even more exaggerated is that this thing is still electric, and the all-round floating shaving three-ring curved knife net is washed all over the body?!"

Kan Ya's soul of complaining is already burning, and the stupid hair is about to stand up!

However, saving the scene is like fighting a fire, as a professionally trained future actor, how can you ignore it?

I saw Kan Ya with his hands behind his back, as if he was hiding something, and twisted and pinched: "That's nature, no one can return to the world for no reason." Just ......"

This twisting is not a little coy, it is too embarrassing, and I don't know how to speak.

However, Kan Ya's demeanor and movements are extraordinary in the eyes of Chang Jingtian, an old critic. The little eyeballs rolled, "What kind of close-fitting object is it?I have indeed forgotten the size of the lady, so I should review it in advance?"

Thinking about it, the corners of Chang Jingtian's mouth inadvertently revealed a lewd smile, but it can be seen that our Mr. Chang is still looking forward to it, this is exactly the program effect that the chief director of our late-night tricky show, Da Tangerine, is looking forward to. For the effect of this show, Da Tang even did not hesitate to use a copy of Tianhua's sword trick for a razor.

Although the dog system has been blowing, what do you say is that this is a real spiritual weapon but it is just a little damaged, as long as you can trigger him and keep the mortal world invincible?

I believe you're a ghost!

Treasure?!

You must know that the level of utensils in the Psychic Continent is clearly divided, and ordinary swords can only be called mortal weapons, but as long as there are some grades such as mortal weapons, they are already sharp blades that are scrambled among the knights of the rivers and lakes. Even some cultivators are just seven or eight ordinary objects. Just like Kan Ya's father, Kan Ya's sword--- the Missing Moon Dragon Blade is a serious mortal weapon with nine grades of upper rank, blowing hair and broken hair, extremely sharp.

But further, if it becomes a spiritual weapon, if anyone can get it, it will really fly on the branch and become a phoenix, this is not something that ordinary people can obtain, most of the spiritual weapons have become the treasures of the major families, unless you have to remember not to use it. Just like the series of broken swords, after collecting, the sword that can live and die people, flesh and bones, and obtain monstrous power is only five spiritual weapons.

Further up is the treasure, that is not something that mortals can covet, only those really huge forces can touch, just like Kan Fanzhi's sword that cut off the miscellaneous pieces of the fairy world when he ascended is the sixth sword of the giant gate of the cloth fighting sword, this is a dignified treasure of the six products, but it is a pity that the seven swords were not collected, otherwise the silk sword qi released after the merger of the seven swords is enough to defeat the miscellaneous pieces of the fairy world.

After all, it is rumored that if you can collect all the seven swords, the combined cloth fighting sword can be comparable to the power of the ninth rank of the treasure weapon.

You can even go one step further and get a glimpse of a higher realm.

That may be the power of the real fairy world, although Da Tang is only the first to enter the fairy world and has not been able to get a glimpse of the whole picture, but he still believes that the fairy world is also divided into three, six, nine and so on, and those gods and Buddhas who block him don't know what bull ghosts and snake gods are......

Of course, after thinking about it so much, Da Tang just wanted to tell himself: Don't dream! That thing must be the dog system fooling itself! Although his "Tianhua Sword Technique" is very precious, it is really a drop in the bucket for the dog system.

Thinking back on this kind of thing, it's like watching a movie, and it may be long to turn into words, but it's actually just a moment. At this time, Kan Ya had already done a good job of psychological construction. He knew that he couldn't hide it when he had a big belly, so it was better to be frank.

Immediately took out his razor generously, and Chang Jingtian, who was still full of expectations, was stupid when he saw this razor.

He even went behind his wife to see if there was anything hidden, and when he saw that there was indeed only a handle-type black stick-like object with a triangular head in Kan Ya's hand, Chang was shocked and died.

Of course, an object that a generation of sword immortals had never seen, how could it be that a little ghost in the Jindan Realm could recognize it?

Chang Tiantian's small eyes hid big doubts, staring at Kan Ya's face and asking what it is?

Kan Ya, as the future actor, is naturally deeply deduced by the mystery, that is: substitute for the role. The real liar is to deceive himself, and Kan Ya does not hide it, "Don't panic, husband, this is what we women use to clean up our hair." ”

"Haircut?"

"Tui! Dead straight man, you know a fart!" Kan Ya, who is a friend of women (scumbag), deeply despises this old man who seems to have rich experience but doesn't understand women at all, "That's not the case, hairstyle is our woman's second face, we naturally don't dare to make a mistake, this is ......"

Speaking of this, Mrs. Chang played by Kan Ya gradually turned red, faintly reflecting the color of peach blossoms, clenching her teeth, and seemed to be speechless.

But Chang Jingtian was so straight that he really couldn't guess: "Is it a beard? Madam, you have a beard?!"

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If it weren't for the fact that Director Tachibana overthrew his violent character before, plus this often shocking and perverted masochist, Kan Ya really wanted to give him a jio!

You say that he will guess blindly if he doesn't understand anything, but his guess is really accurate, and it is really difficult.

But you dare to guess that your wife has a long beard?

He can accept the beard, so there is nothing unacceptable, just tell the truth.

"Actually, it's armpit hair and leg hair......"

This sentence is even more difficult for Chang Jingtian to accept than the long beard of his wife, "Hmm?!Armpit hair and leg hair?!Women also have it? I thought it was just a man's patent!"

As an innocent licking dog who has only one tongue in his life, he really hasn't seen other women's ketone bodies, and all his thoughts are on his wife, plus he is busy with official business, and he really doesn't know much about women's physiological knowledge.

Kan Ya, who brought himself into this role, naturally showed the shame that Mrs. Chang should have, the original lychee-like pale red cheeks seemed to have turned into a ripe peach, and the slender jade pointed at Chang Jingtian's head, "Girls are also human, and they also have leg hair! Do you think little fairies don't grow leg hair?"

As he spoke, he pulled up the hem of his skirt and shaved twice at his leg hair that was swaying in the wind!

Straight men have seen this kind of scene in their lives, a white jade foot like a lotus root gently rests on the stone on the side, the tiptoe makes the calf tighter, and the smooth skin like the moon has a few fluffs swaying in the wind, but it adds a bit of cuteness.

It's like a donkey who hasn't been in pajamas (typo!ヽ(✿゚▽゚)ノ), and after ten years of marriage, it will be a posture.

Miserable!

Dog system: "Good guys, it's a pity that the gastrocnemius and soleus muscles don't pedal three rounds." ”