When he came out of the kitchen after finishing his work, he saw that only Shan Tian was sitting in the living room with his legs crossed and watching TV, and Xiaoxue didn't know where to go.

"Where's Xiaoxue?"

She said her aunt was here and she was going to the supermarket to buy a few packs of sanitary towels. ”

"Alright then, I'll go to my room and watch TV by yourself for a lunch break. ”

"What's the matter, are you afraid of me? Are you afraid that I will eat you?"

She said with a playful expression and stuck out her tongue at him, and her tone seemed to be a little seductive. To be honest, he was a little scared, he was also an ordinary man, and he didn't believe that he could be so tempted to stay like a jade, so he decided to stay away from dangerous objects in order to avoid making mistakes.

"That's right, I'm afraid that you will eat me, Comrade Shan Tian asks you to be dignified and don't tempt a married man, this is a mistake of principle and will not be forgiven. ”

"Yo Yo Yo!!! I know that you are clean, but you don't have to be so strong! It seems that if I do something to you, you can't think about it, don't worry, I'm interested in you, but I won't rob other people's boyfriends, especially Xiaoxue, the so-called friends can't be bullied. ”

What a mess, Yang Yichen found that if he talked to her more, his IQ would be lowered at any time.

"For the sake of your remorse, I am not guilty of your insults to me before, okay, I'm going to rest, you are cool and cool here. ”

"Yang Yichen, what do you mean, who insulted whom, what did you say to me, and what did you mean by your last sentence?"

What does that mean, where is cool, stay and don't bother him.

Shan Tian gritted his teeth angrily at Yang Yichen's room, this damn guy got cheap and sold well.

When Xiaoxue came back, she saw Shan Tian watching TV on the sofa alone, where was Yichen? And her face was not very good-looking.

"Tian'er, where is Yichen?"

"How do I know where he is, please take care of your boyfriend in the future, don't let him run out and bite people everywhere. ”

Xiaoxue was very strange, what happened to her during the time she was out? Could it be that they quarreled.

"Didn't you quarrel with him?"

"Whoever quarrels with him, is he angry with me for no reason? Isn't he just handsome, and he thinks that the earth revolves around him. ”

"Don't be angry, Yi Chen is like this, sometimes talking can make people angry, you also know that he is kind by nature, and he has no heart. ”

"Hmph! I said Comrade Xiaoxue, if you talk to him before you get married, this is forgetting your friends. ”

"What are you talking about? I'll ignore you. ”

"Okay, let's not talk about it, but let that guy have a treat at night, otherwise it will be difficult to dispel Miss Ben's anger. ”

"That's fine. ”

After that, the two frolicked together again, and Yang Yichen hid in the room with headphones plugged in and listened to Dong Chou's "A Thousand Miles Away".

I'll send you away, thousands of miles away, you are silent black and white.

I was sleepy after listening to it for a while, and sure enough, I was still not suitable for this kind of song, I was most suitable for fast-paced songs like "Nunchucks", and I wanted to sleep after listening to slow songs.

Take a nap at noon, and wake up in the afternoon with more energy, at this time it's quiet outside, I guess there should be no one! Maybe Xiaoxue and the woman went out to play.

Although I woke up, I didn't wake up yet, so I lazily walked out of the room, poured a glass of water on the table and drank it, and after drinking, I wanted to lie on the sofa and squint.

As soon as he lay down, he felt wrong, how could he feel so soft under his body It seemed that there was still a little temperature, just when he was still guessing what was underneath, a sharp voice sounded, wow, hell, Yang Yichen was startled, and the whole person bounced up from the sofa, and now he is more energetic.

The sound of "Ah......hhhh

Only then did Yang Yichen see clearly what was under his body before, it turned out to be Shan Tian's woman!

"Why are you here?" Yang Yichen took the lead, he felt a little weak in his heart, but at this time, he must use his momentum to scare her, so as to prevent her from accusing herself of not being the first.

"I said, what's the matter with you, with long eyes and buttocks? I'm such a big living person lying here, don't you see?

In the face of her aggressiveness, although Yang Yichen was a little weak in his heart, he said with a flat expression: "You don't go to sleep in your room, why do you sleep here? Don't you know that you can't defecate in public places? Oh! It's wrong, don't sleep casually in public places." ”

"Where do I like to sleep, do you care? And when did this sofa become a public place, can you speak human words, I am really angry. ”

"That...... I ......" Yang Yichen's eloquence is still not as good as hers, and she is said to not know how to fight back at this time.

"And when I slept in a daze before, I felt something pressing on my face, what?"

What is it? Yang Yichen looked at the position she had just slept in, and replayed the action just now in her mind, ah! An action in her mind was suspended, and it was her own ass that was pressed against her face just now, that is to say, her own ass was pressed on her face just now.

"It's nothing! it should be an illusion......" Yang Yichen smiled awkwardly, if she knew about this, she would definitely be finished.

"Is it really a hallucination?" she was also confused at this point, but she felt that what was pressing on her face was strange and did not look like her body.

"Oh! I remember I didn't have my clothes up yet! The weather forecast says it's going to rain today. ”

After saying that, he quickly slipped away, Shan Tian watched him leave in a hurry, and felt very strange in her heart, but what was strange, she couldn't think of anything.

Hiding in the room, Yang Yichen patted his chest in fright, what happened today, why are you always entangled with this woman.

Xiaoxue came out of the room in a daze and saw Shan Tian looking at Yichen's room in a daze.

"What the hell?

"Hell yes, it's a nasty ghost. ”

"Hehe, you can't be talking about Yi Chen, right! I'm a little strange, how do you feel like enemies, you have to say a few words to each other when you meet, maybe you were husband and wife in your last life!"

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has the intention. Shan Tian's face was a little hot at this time, and he was very excited in his heart, thinking in his heart if he was really destined for her, and he smiled when he thought about it.

"What are you laughing at?"

"Nothing......," she said hurriedly.

Xiaoxue walked to Yang Yichen's room, knocked on the door and shouted, "Yichen, are you still awake?"

It's Xiaoxue's voice, shouldn't the woman have said anything to Xiaoxue?

"I woke up and came out right away. ”

"Then hurry up, go out shopping later, and we'll eat out with Tian'er in the evening." ”

"Okay. ”

Yang Yichen cleaned up his mood and came out of the room, and after coming out, he looked at Shan Tian with a weak heart, Shan Tian saw him over, his pretty face flushed, and he unconsciously remembered what Xiaoxue said before.

Yang Yichen was relieved to find that there was nothing abnormal.

"Yichen, we invited Tian'er to dinner in the evening, have you thought about what to eat?"

If you don't eat at home, what do you eat outside, and is it delicious to make it outside?

Although he thought so, he immediately began to think about what to eat at night.