It's not right, the rhyme is blind, you don't even count as a limerick!"

Xu Feifei's face was flushed, usually Lin Bao said something obscene, she could still be surprised, and suddenly use ...... Wen Crepe said obscene words and songs in a crepe way, and he couldn't stand it with shame in his heart.

It's like a straightforward yellow tongue, vulgar and disgusting, but if you say a little bit of connotation, it will make people blush.

Lin Bao suddenly discovered a high-level way of driving, and the effect was good, and his mood swelled, "It seems that I am very talented, if it weren't for the poverty of my family, I would be a literate person now." ”

"Shut up! Don't insult Sven!" Xu Feifei was even more angry, although she was a businessman, she admired people who read poetry and books and talked elegantly, Lin Bao looked like an intellectual with a dead face, she really couldn't stand it, and she was about to beat him when she raised her hand.

"How can I insult Sven, I didn't just learn from Sven, that person is also the emperor. ”

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

"No nonsense, Song Huizong, the emperor made this kind of poem, which means that this thing is very gentle, and I memorized it. As he spoke, Lin Bao also read a few sentences: "The light wine is in front of the people, and the nephrite lamp is embraced." Looking back into the embrace, it is always reasonable, and it hurts...... Arms together, lips together, tongues together...... It's wet, it's wet. ”

"It's really cultured, especially the last tongue play, it's too elegant, where is it, it's very saying. ”

"You still say!"

Xu Feifei angrily pushed Lin Bao down on the sofa, there was nothing easy around him, picked up the high heels on the ground, and knocked them down without any softness.

"It hurts! Why are you beating people again, I recruited you to provoke you!"

"I want to hit you for a reason!"

"Can't you go home and fight? ”

"Right here!"

Then there was a scream.

The assistant secretary outside the office heard the voice, which didn't feel like domestic violence, but more like a husband and wife fight, and couldn't help laughing.

Tired, Xu Feifei sat on Lin Bao's back panting, her face was flushed, she didn't know if it was shy, or ruddy after exercise, Lin Bao took her paper to wipe her sweat, it was like a harmonious scene "afterwards".

"In the future, you are not allowed to do this kind of broken poetry. Little Foot stepped on his shoulder and warned.

"I'm a hobby, do I want to be castrated?"

"I let me read, is it to cultivate this hobby? She pouted dissatisfiedly, "I...... Don't you like those movies and art books in my study?"

An idea that he couldn't even believe suddenly popped up, and if he liked those books, maybe there would be more common language.

Lin Bao shook his head: "It's not that I don't like it, it's that I can't understand it...... Artistic language is the means and way of artistic expression in accordance with aesthetic laws in the creative activities of a specific type of art of the creative subject, using unique material materials and media. You see, who can understand this? ”

Obviously, I know all those words, but I don't understand them when I put them together, what the hell?

"If you can't read it, you can still write it down. ”

I read this sentence, scared too much to read, I was going to see the famous book "Golden Vase Plum", there is no in the study, and I want to see the story of the female ghost and the scholar in Liaozhai, but unfortunately Liaozhai is all in Chinese, a little incomprehensible. ”

"If you read a book, you still have to read that aspect! Nature is hard to change. ”

Returning to the villa at night, it is rare to go home a little earlier, Xu Feifei saw that he had enough time, and was ready to go to the fitness room upstairs, there was no secret there, it was open to Lin Bao, but he never went.

"Aren't you going with me?"

Lin Bao shook his head, but saw Xu Feifei, who had already changed her clothes, the tight fitness suit, almost perfectly showed her exquisite curves, with a thin waist and hips, Lin Bao found for the first time that her figure was better than she imagined, because she usually didn't show her figure much.

The short fitness vest exposed the lower abdomen generously, the lines were clear, and it was a little sexy, Lin Bao's eyes stared at it for a while, and Xu Feifei said angrily: "Hey, are you going?" ”

"I'm not going, didn't I say it, I have a back injury. ”

"When I had a premarital physical examination, I didn't find out. Xu Feifei glanced at him and went upstairs by herself, but as soon as she turned around, her upturned back was more powerful than the impact from the front.

The twist while walking made Lin Bao gasp and get a little upset.

An hour later, Xu Feifei took a tired shower, changed into a nightdress and went downstairs to find Lin Bao, and found that he was not in the living room, what time was it, so early to bed?

She walked to the door of the bedroom and was about to knock on the door, but found that the door was not closed tightly, and gently pushed it open, but the people in the room did not respond, because Lin Bao was sitting in front of the computer, wearing headphones.

Watching a movie?

Xu Feifei looked at the screen, and in the video on the computer screen, a line of words floated through: Love editing.

Then the video starts playing......

"Ahh

This shout almost scared Lin Bao into impotence, and what was even worse was that he was beaten by the goddess.

In the end, he couldn't stand it, so he simply hugged Xu Feifei and locked Xu Feifei in his arms, so that she couldn't move, and her little face was blushing: "Let go of me!"

"Why are you beating me? ”

"You...... You're perverted. ”

"Haven't you seen it? Chromophobia, too, it's normal, okay. Lin Bao felt innocent.

"I've seen it, you...... Look what it is, secretly photographing other girls! Isn't it perverted!" The explicit picture made Xu Feifei's face very hot.

"How do you know it's a candid shot, maybe it's a little couple filming and playing. ”

"How can it be transmitted to the Internet and still be seen by you. ”

"What does that have to do with my pervert? Why are you going to beat that person, why are you beating me? Lin Bao smiled angrily, and carried Xu Feifei to the sofa in a bear hug posture.

Xu Feifei felt like he was wrapped in a quilt, which was quite funny, and said angrily: "Do you have this kind of perverted habit, the last time you picked up garbage, you spied on the dark psychology of other people's private lives." ”

"Well, you guessed it, I like to see the essence through the phenomenon very much, everyone walks in the city in bright clothes during the day, but at night, in the bright bar, there is a group of people who dance wildly, in the name of releasing pressure, I think human nature is to show the true side when you can't see people. ”

"Perverted psychology. She said with disdain, but suddenly it occurred to her that the Eastern European movies she had seen were so paranoid about digging into the darkness and decadence.

Lin Bao interrupted her thoughts and asked, "You came into my house and asked me for something?"

"Well, this pajamas are for you. She opened the box on the table, and inside were two sets of pajamas, one red and one blue, obviously husband and wife.

"You're still buying me this?"

"I didn't bother to send you, I went to my grandfather's place a few days ago, and he sent you. ”

Lin Bao took out his pajamas and gestured, "The things your grandfather gave are very peculiar." "The founder of a wealthy family gives a gift, is it so back to basics?

Xu Feifei sighed, "Don't you understand, this is looking down on you." ”

"Oh, it's strange that anyone in your family can look up to me. Lin Bao looked indifferent, and took his pajamas back to the house to change them.

The marriage of a wealthy family should be a big scene, but at that time, Xu Feifei was a flash marriage in a ruined boat, and he didn't want to take care of his family relatives at all, so most of them didn't show up, and he didn't give the wedding gifts. As the son-in-law of a wealthy family, although his status is not high, he can at least send things such as cars and real estate, and if the son-in-law is excellent, he may send a bigger asset.

These are not unprecedented, one of Xu Feifei's cousins found a wealthy husband, whether it was greedy for the Xu family or love, in short, that brother-in-law was an outstanding person, and he was also recognized by his grandfather, and finally sent a company......

And Lin Bao ...... Got a set of pajamas.

Grandpa is hinting to him that he should be a soft rice man at home obediently, and he has no delusions.

Although he is a tool, he is a fake husband, and he is looked down upon by his family, Xu Feifei is also mentally prepared, but this time, grandpa's hint is that he is dissatisfied with Xu Feifei.

When she was going-for-tat with Xu Linfeng, expressing this attitude was beating her. On weekdays, her grandfather treats her well, but she also took the initiative to provoke the family infighting.

"Am I not qualified to touch the family property? Because I am a daughter? Because I am an illegitimate daughter?" she said to herself, Lin Bao had already changed into pajamas and came out, and urged Xu Feifei to change them too.

She shirked a few words and reluctantly changed into the red nightdress.

"Come, look in the mirror. ”

The two of them stood in front of the mirror, a set of husband and wife pajamas, and they really wore eyebrows, and even Xu Feifei had to admit that the clothes were not bad.

"Maybe I've been acting for a long time, and my aura has become more and more compatible. ”