Chapter 257: I Have Heart Guard, Are You Afraid?
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Mary, who had a red face, burped a big wine and spread it on the sofa with satisfaction, she was wearing a skirt because of the effect of alcohol, she had no image at all, and her little pants were about to be exposed for Xiang Yu to see.
"What plot is heading? I just want to make trouble for you and provoke the relationship between you and the heroine Shao Meiyun, I'm happy to see you deflated!"
Really......
Xiang Yu, who was holding a bottle of wine, shook it, "It's quite drinkable, it's going to bottom out so soon." ”
After Shao Meiyun left, Xiang Yu worked hard to coax Bai Wenxin away.
Seeing that his expression was quite heavy, and he looked like no one should provoke me, Mary, who was weak-hearted, hid her body well, trying not to be discovered.
Unexpectedly, he was attracted by a table of snacks that Xiang Yu bought from the supermarket, and he appeared with a sniff, sitting at the table without seeing anything outside, unpacking them one by one, satisfying the tasting.
Seeing that Mary was in the middle of the plan, Xiang Yu offered Shao Meiyun's family wine in time, the alcohol content is not high, the taste is sweet, and it is eaten with pizza, which is particularly enjoyable.
Mary didn't drink well, and she quickly fainted, and asked Yu what to answer.
"Does that mean you're using your authority as an enforcer again?"
"Of course, I've been deducted ten points......" Mary suddenly cried, "I only have ten points, or welfare." Originally, if I had been able to complete the mission well and let you accept the world of Mary Sue, I would have earned countless points that could be redeemed for bonuses. Now, all the remaining ten points are spent on you, and you still owe a lot of debt!"
The more she talked, the more excited she became, taking advantage of Xiang Yu's unpreparedness, she viciously snatched the wine glass, and then poured the remaining wine into her stomach tons by tons.
Drink the last sip, but wipe the mouth, and the person will be completely paralyzed.
The legs are crossed and the skirt is lifted......
Xiang Yu: Spicy ...... Spicy eyes.
Fortunately, no one could see Mary's existence except herself, otherwise Bai Wenxin and the others would be uninvited, and the scene would probably be difficult to control.
found a blanket and covered Mary casually, thinking of what Shao Meiyun said, Xiang Yu didn't even have the appetite for dinner.
"She said she was going to get revenge and come back......"
Originally, Xiang Yu also felt that the plot line of exchanging lives with big stars was a little easier than the first two, at least Shao Meiyun, who had no opinions, was easier to control, and the two of them didn't think about anything else, and were content with the status quo.
It's okay now, Shao Meiyun regards Xiang Yu as an enemy, and things will be difficult to handle.
In particular, she still occupies her body, and it is very simple to want to "take revenge".
"Shao Meiyun won't stir up the relationship between Lao Xiang and Comrade Yuan Hongmei, right?"
After all, she thinks that she caused her to lose her whole family, and in order to be fair in what she thinks, she is likely to do this kind of thing.
Xiang Yu tried to contact Shao Meiyun, but he didn't answer the phone or reply to WeChat.
"Well, I hope what I'm worried about doesn't happen. ”
The relationship between her parents has finally made progress, if Shao Meiyun uses the convenience of her identity to destroy it......
Xiang Yu didn't dare to think about it anymore.
Sad, he ate a twelve-inch pizza, and in distress ordered another bucket for the whole family. Boredom was particularly physically demanding, and he felt that his strength was insufficient, and he called two points of duck neck and duck collarbone to fill the lost energy.
Now, it's finally much better.
Ready to monitor Shao Meiyun's movements at all times, Xiang Yuhui took out her mobile phone from time to time to see if she had posted on Moments.
The circle of friends of girls is much more lively than that of men, all kinds of sand sculpture jokes and life perceptions fly together, and there are a few old drivers who drive.
Before he was about to put down his phone and rush into the gym, Xiang Yu swiped it again, and really saw Shao Meiyun in action!
Xiang Yu clicked on the picture with trembling hands and saw ......
While the bulbs in both eyes instantly expanded, the nerves of the whole face were almost out of balance, as if they were being pulled by countless fish hooks, bounced and bounced, and the crow's feet were gone.
"Shao Meiyun, you, you are so ruthless!" Late at night, Xiang Yu hugged his head and let out a miserable cry.
"Who?
Mary, who had sat up in a dying dream, looked around blankly to make sure that no one had harmed her, and then she fell down again with relief, her whole body curled up in the blanket, and she snorted with relief.
Xiang Yu doesn't have such a good mentality as hers.
Because, on the picture displayed on the mobile phone, it is his face, against the ...... With a boxer on top!
Caption: The evidence is conclusive, I, Xiang Yu is a pervert.
Nima!
Sure you're sister.
Seeing today's results, Xiang Yu didn't know whether to look down on Shao Meiyun or underestimate her, so he used this kind of indiscriminate way to humiliate himself.
The body is swapped back, and there will be countless cynicisms waiting for him.
"I'm angry, I'm angry, it's such a shameless revenge!"
I, Xiang Yu, have always been a person who must repay me. Shao Meiyun, if you dare to tear your face with me, don't blame me for being unkind!
Xiang Yu rushed into the cloakroom angrily and opened the cabinet for underwear.
I saw that various styles and colors of small inner lines flew into the air along parabolas of various arcs, so it was not chaotic.
Finally picked out the most satisfactory one, Xiang Yu mustered up the courage to save for half a year, and then put it on his head in embarrassment, and then took out his mobile phone......
Click!
Multiple angles, multiple gestures, many kinds of shots, pick the ugliest one of them, and edit it before sending it to the circle of friends.
"I, Shao Meiyun, am also a pervert, and I have a stone hammer!"
The moment before clicking send, Xiang Yu hesitated.
When I re-open the photo check, I always feel that it is inappropriate.
After all, I still have to occupy her body for a while, and I don't have to suffer ridicule and the like when the time comes.
There is no shortage of stupid people in the world who "let you wear so little, no wonder you were by a strong woman", and when the time comes, if you think that Shao Meiyun misbehaves, she is hooking up a wild man, then it will be troublesome.
After thinking about it, Xiang Yu still didn't send the photo, but re-edited the text.
- Let me tell you a secret, in fact, I have heart hair, so I will ask you if you are afraid!
The moment it was sent, Xiang Yu was a lot more relaxed.
The revenge went back, and the feeling of holding his breath was much lessened.
As for the other side, Shao Meiyun swiped to the circle of friends, and when she saw the content, she ......
It's just a text, although it's very angry, but at the same time you can feel a sense of happiness?
"Xiaoyu, look at what good things you've done!"
Lao Xiang, who was holding a mobile phone, rushed over, so angry that his nostrils were smoking, and he asked Shao Meiyun a life-threatening serial question: "Why do you want to post this kind of circle of friends?"
"What the hell do you think?"
"You're targeting me on purpose, aren't you?"
"Delete, must delete!"
"I don't!"
Shao Meiyun, who was extremely stubborn, simply closed the door neatly, locked the door, and put on a posture of not listening to persuasion.
Outside the door, Lao Xiang was extremely sad.
"Xiaoyu's rebellious period has finally come?"
It's not because of a dispute with a father because of academic performance, or because of early love, it's just a selfie in a circle of friends wearing boxers.
"It's my son, the way the rebellious period came was so different......"