Chapter 397: Good Mountains, Good Water, Good Place (First Month Pass!)
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Liu Mazi, an old leper of the Forestry Bureau.
As a gangster, Liu Mazi doesn't rob or cheat, but it's the same. Speaking of stealing, Liu Mazi is well-known in the entire Forestry Bureau.
But this name is not a good name. Although ordinary thieves have no virtue and enter the house to knock on the door and break the lock to steal money, they are still skilled workers. But this Liu Mazi is different, even if this kid steals, he is bullying the soft and afraid of the hard. In the Forestry Bureau, he didn't dare to commit crimes, so he picked the forest farm below. Others steal gold, steal silver, steal tickets, he doesn't. Specially pick animals to steal, and after stealing, sell them to those restaurants or slaughterhouses, and directly gamble on how much money they sell.
He also has a knack for stealing animals.
Specially pick the early hours of the morning, usually at this time, the animals are hungry for a night, basically give what to eat.
Get some tranquilizers, put them in the meatloaf, throw them in if you fancy someone's brute, and when the brute faints, put them directly on the motorcycle. Before the night was over, I went down the mountain road.
The people in the forest area have a weak sense of the law, and they generally do not call the police if they lose their animals. But then again, the police have been called this year, and it is not easy to manage the high sky and the road on the mountain, and it is often impossible to do so.
Even if it's bad luck and people really get caught, the beast is not a gold or silver ticket, and it often can't be sentenced to many days of detention.
With this, Liu Mazi has been rampant in the Forestry Bureau for six or seven years, although life is still tight, at least he doesn't have to worry about eating and drinking.
As for whether anyone in the circle can afford it, Liu Mazi doesn't care. Thieves, how to steal, what to steal is not to steal?
Stealing this thing itself is a betrayal of morality, why do you steal people in the mountains?
Today's harvest is good, and Liu Mazi is quite satisfied.
I had long heard that the Eighty-Nine Forest Farm was quite wealthy now, but when it came to Eighty-Nine at night, he was very disappointed - there were not a few pigs in the entire forest farm!
After most of the night, in addition to a few worthless old sows, I saw a fat pig and a big yellow dog in a pigsty in a new house that looked quite imposing.
He didn't think much about it, he threw two pieces of bread directly at the pigsty and the kennel, put the pig and dog down, and quietly stole it out.
However, the harvest is too big, and sometimes it is troublesome.
Looking at the big yellow dog tied to the fuel tank of the motorcycle, and then at the big fat pig on the back seat of the motorcycle, with a fat body trembling and a long tongue sticking out, Liu Mazi secretly said bitter in his heart.
The pig was too fat, although it was tied with a large cable of more than ten meters, but the motorcycle went bumpy, and the big pig still slowly slipped crookedly.
Moreover, the big fat pig of more than 200 catties was tied to the back seat and pressed the front of the motorcycle upward. Liu Mazi is as thin as a pole, and he can't hold it down at all!
"Fuck!"
The sneering motorcycle slid again on the snow, and Liu Mazi couldn't bear it anymore.
It's so neat, I haven't even walked down the mountain, I'm afraid I'll have to fall to death on the mountain road!
Looking at the big fat pig in front of him, who was already a little awake and became more and more restless, Liu Mazi made a difficulty.
Standing on the side of the road, looking at the motorcycle, and then looking at the big fat pig, after a while, Liu Mazi had a flash of inspiration and had a plan!
Hey, isn't the center of gravity unstable when you put it in the back?
Yes!
You fucking sit in the middle!
Just do it, Liu Mazi worked hard to put the big fat pig down from the back seat, and then struggled to carry the pig to the front seat of the motorcycle, so that the pig's two hind hooves stood on the pedal, and the two front hooves lay on the motorcycle handlebar.
Seeing the big fat pig leaning over on the motorcycle like a driver, Liu Mazi couldn't help laughing and kicked the pig's ass directly.
Fuck it!
You brute, you look like a human!
Feeling that the numbing strength of the pig seemed to be getting weaker and weaker, and he was afraid that the big fat pig would be restless after waking up, Liu Mazi simply took off the safety helmet on his head, buckled it directly on the pig's head, and tied the pig's two hind hooves with a rope, and tied the pig's two front hooves to the two handles respectively, which was reassuring.
Although this trick looks a bit tigery, don't say it, it really works!
Although Liu Mazi could only tilt his head to look at the road and stretch out his arms to support the handlebars, the center of gravity of the entire motorcycle was stable, and the speed was faster than just now, I don't know how much.
Just like that, Liu Mazi hummed a little song and went down the mountain to kill.
……
Just when Liu Mazi was fantasizing about selling pigs and dogs, how to get back the more than 50 yuan he lost the day before yesterday.
After receiving the news, the forest protection team has already completed the investigation of the scene in the 89 forest farm.
"Mr. Li, there is no objection, this must be a case done by a foreign thief riding a motorcycle. Hong Chenggong, the forest security officer, walked in front of Li Xian and reported categorically.
On the side, Zou Ni heard this, and her face was angry: "Two days ago, the entire forest farm killed pigs to entertain guests, and our big flowers were not willing to kill and raise them for more than two years, and they were all emotional...... This thief, our rhubarb is still carrying a cub......"
Hong Chenggong couldn't find a chance to show favor to Li Xian, and when he saw this, he immediately stood upright: "Auntie, don't worry! We will definitely get the pigs and dogs back for you!"
Li Xian was also very angry in his heart, the big flower pig had made great contributions to the Bajiu Forest Farm at the beginning!
Zou Ni is right, her family is not willing to kill, she keeps it like a pet, and now she loses it, and she feels uncomfortable.
It can be seen that the pig lost and caused such a big battle, and he was a little ridiculous.
Before he could persuade him not to look for it if it was not easy to find, several officers of the Wuyi Forest Protection Office made a military order, and immediately stated that before twelve o'clock at noon, after finding the pig and dog, he ran out of the yard quickly.
Looking at the backs of everyone, Li Xian shook his head helplessly.
At the same time, the checkpoints that had received the call and the high-power radio contact were all moved, and the poles were immediately lowered and the roads were closed.
The forest protection office even got out of the only jeep in the entire forest patrol, and chased it out along the tire prints of the motorcycle with a siren.
……
Winter is getting warmer, and the sun is shining brightly.
In the endless sea of forests, Liu Mazi was thinking about making a small fortune after passing the checkpoint.
But at this moment, I suddenly heard the J flute behind me!
As a thief, this movement is the most terrifying sound in the world.
Liu Mazi turned around and saw that in the distance, a jeep was speeding up.
Seeing this scene, he trembled with fright.
But what is not dead is that the checkpoint in front of you can also see the fallen pole. This can make Liu Mazi anxious - now that he is in the felling period, it is said that it is impossible to drop the pole!
What the is this?
There was no way to escape, in a hurry, Liu Mazi was ruthless, jumped backwards, jumped directly from the motorcycle, and then rolled on the spot, "swooped" and got into the forest on the side, hiding.
At this time, on the motorcycle, the pig's trotters just kicked on the accelerator, and due to the huge inertia, the motorcycle did not fall, but staggered forward at a faster speed!
Dahua came to her senses completely.
Seeing the speed that was beyond the range of its cognition, through the helmet, seeing the scenery on both sides of the road passing quickly, Dahua's already chaotic nerves collapsed!
"Whoa, whoa!"
It stuck out its tongue and struggled and howled, but what does the pig know?
The pig's trotters pulled the throttle tighter, and the speed of the motorcycle was faster!
Behind him, Rhubarb, who had just woken up, sighed when he saw this unforgettable scene of the dog.
Seeing the big flower in front of him, and then looking at the motorcycle under him, it ...... Fainted again!
Soon.
Senbao's forest patrol car chased the motorcycle, and the two Senbao officers saw the motorcycle from afar.
Based on the tire prints and shades on the ground, they had determined that this was it.
I wanted to stick the car over and force it to stop directly, and then take down the thief on the car.
But when he got closer, the four officers in the car were stunned.
At this time, the high-power intercom on the car sounded. The voice of Ji Hongqi, the chief of the forest protection section, came out.
"Hong Baogan, Hong Baogan heard it, please reply! Did the thief find it?"
Looking at the big flower pig like a crazy knight on the motorcycle in front of him, it took a while for Hong Baogan to come to his senses, put away the big mouth, and picked up the intercom.
"Report the Chief of Section...... But, it's damn bad! This pig ran out on its own! Pig ...... The pig was still wearing a helmet, driving a motorcycle, carrying a dog, and fleeing south at a speed of 40 kilometers per hour!"
On the other end of the radio, there was silence.
"What the hell, do you want to say that this Mr. Li has been like this in the past two years? It must have occupied the heaven and earth aura at the top, you see...... Even the pigs in the family are so well-informed!"
In the car, an officer next to Lao Hong wiped his numb cheeks, sighed, and sighed.
"That's a fucking ......"
In the car, several other officers sincerely agreed.
……
Eighty-nine forest farms.
After comforting his family, Li Xian had already taken a car to the commanding heights of the entire Forestry Bureau - the top of Wuduan Mountain, together with Xu Chaoyang and Xu Maohe.
On the fire tower at the top of the mountain, through the high-powered fire telescope, Li Xian looked down on the mountains and forests of the six surrounding forest farms.
The snow can't hide the mountains.
The undulating ridges and distant horizon create a landscape painting of white and green.
"Li Xian, how do you feel?"
Looking at the scenery under his feet, Xu Chaoyang took a deep breath. I feel full of energy, although I have been in the forest area for more than 20 years, but he never gets tired of seeing such scenery.
Putting down the fireproof telescope in his hand, Li Xian also exhaled.
I just feel that the whole person has been washed from the inside out.
Xu Chaoyang beside him asked with a smile, and he handed the telescope to Xu Maohe and smiled.
"Good mountains, good water, good place. ”