Chapter 206: You Hurt Us Deeply
"Husband, I'm coming to Haizhou today. It's been more than a month, and you don't call people, so it's hard to make people wait. Li Mubai opened the phone message.
It turned out to be cold smoke, and at this time, he thought that it seemed that he hadn't turned on the machine for many days, no wonder his wives missed.
So, Li Mubai dialed Hanyan's number.
"Wife, you came to Haizhou today, where are you now?"
Li Mubai opened his mouth to ask.
"You're embarrassed to say that you don't answer people's phone calls and just say it, making it so mysterious. Hanyan complained. Although she was just teasing Li Mubai, Li Mubai's heart was full of guilt.
So, he hurriedly said, "Wife, have you arrived at the airport? I'll pick you up." ”
"Pick up the fart, don't look at what time it is, I'm here with Sister Ziyan. ”
Hearing Hanyan say this, Li Mubai hurriedly looked at the time, it was okay not to look at it, but when he saw that it was five o'clock in the afternoon, Li Mubai said that he was also drunk.
I overslept, which was unprecedented.
If you exercised vigorously in bed yesterday, it would be good to say, but yesterday it really didn't! Li Mubai secretly complained for himself.
So, he said to Hanyan: "That, wife, I'm actually too tired this month, so I overslept today." Although the explanation was a little pale, he couldn't come up with any other explanation now.
However, at this moment, Zhang Ziyan snatched the mobile phone and said to Li Mubai: "Too tired, I see that you are tired in the woman's bed!"
"This!"
Li Mubai was embarrassed in an instant, Han Yan may not know his old background in Haizhou, but Zhang Ziyan is very clear.
In an instant, Li Mubai didn't know how to explain.
At this time, Zhang Ziyan said to him: "Give you half an hour, if you don't come after half an hour, then don't blame the old lady for turning her face." ”
After hearing this, Li Mubai didn't have the pressure just now, although it seemed that Zhang Ziyan was scolding herself, but in fact, she was relieving herself!
So, Li Mubai hurriedly said: "Okay, if you don't get it in half an hour, I will punish you as you like." Hey...... ”
If Zhang Ziyan hears Li Mubai's heart, she will definitely say: "If you think too much, my mother will not relieve you of the siege." ”
Half an hour later, Li Mubai rushed to Zhang Ziyan's residential area.
Sure enough, Han Yan wore a mink winter coat on his body, but he didn't feel bulky at all, and Zhang Ziyan was also wearing a windy coat.
Clearly, they were spending the winter.
After all, today is a cloudy day, and even Haizhou, which has always had good weather, has seen its temperature plummet.
It's just that Li Mubai is a little perverted, and he only wears a short-sleeved shirt, that's right, it's short-sleeved, if he is seen by outsiders, he will definitely think that Li Mubai is nervous.
"Wife, I miss you, come and kiss one!"
Li Mubai didn't care whether the two lesbians disagreed, and directly stopped them in his arms, hugging them left and right, without any pleasure.
At this time, Zhang Ziyan and Han Yan both subconsciously snorted on Li Mubai, and then said: "This perfume smell is very familiar, tell me honestly." ”
"Confession, leniency, resistance, and strictness. ”
Faced with the persecution of the two women, Li Mubai had no choice but to say: "That's right, you guessed it right, this perfume smell is mine." 100% men's fragrance. ”
Li Mubai said sonorously and forcefully.
"Yours? dare you say that Chanes perfume is for men!"
Zhang Ziyan persecuted again.
Li Mubai had no choice but to sneer: "Wife, it's time for us, let's not care about these details, okay?"
He was about to cry, feeling that these women of his own had such a good nose, and they found out how to show a little bit of horse's feet.
"Humph!"
The two girls obviously have no intention of bypassing themselves, according to the experience of the old fritter Li Mubai, at this time, they must strike first to have a chance to win.
So, he couldn't help but say, picked up the beautiful girl domineeringly, and walked to the bedroom.
The two girls beat him for a while, but in Li Mubai's classic language, it should be flirting.
Sure enough, twenty minutes later, I saw a large pile of clothes piled up under the bed, and on the bed, the two women did not beg for mercy. Yes, no begging for mercy.
If it's one person, they won't be able to resist, but if it's two people, if they can't resist, then change to another person.
However, finally in half an hour, Han Yan took the lead in begging for mercy, followed by Zhang Ziyan, after all, Li Mubai's attacks were too sharp, even if two women did it together, they were not his opponents.
It wasn't until an hour and a half that the two women snuggled in Li Mubai's arms and were very well-behaved, but Li Mubai's hands were still not honest, and they took the lead in rushing into the most mysterious place in the cold smoke.
"Uh-huh!"
Hanyan screamed in enjoyment, and there was no doubt that this sound became the fuse of the whole incident. Li Mubai launched an offensive against her again.
It didn't take long for Hanyan to start begging for mercy.
Then, Zhang Ziyan was not far behind and pushed Hanyan away, and then took Hanyan's place herself, but all this they did was in vain.
Originally, they had been preparing to unite a long time ago, ready to let Li Mubai beg for mercy once, but they didn't expect to be defeated so completely.
"Husband, I'm going to the bathroom. ”
Han Yan said warmly to Li Mubai.
After all, some of Li Mubai's remnants flowed out of her body, which was very uncomfortable.
"I'm going too!"
Zhang Ziyan is not the same, and Li Mubai seems to have a lot of money this time. It's no wonder, after all, Li Mu hasn't been suppressed for too long in the past few days.
It's hard to be released, and of course you have to release it to your heart's content.
Helpless, Li Mubai had no choice but to carry them to the bathroom.
At this time, it was already eight o'clock in the evening, and the fog filled the entire Haizhou City, which was more suitable for sleeping.
However, the two daughters also recovered from exhaustion.
Li Mubai said: "Wives, where are you going to be chic tonight?"
"Husband, I heard that the movie Death Note has been released, and the box office is not bad, and it has been refreshing the box office record in the mainland, why don't we go to the movie!"
Zhang Ziyan made a suggestion.
"Yes, I also like to watch movies, it is said that this movie has created a new element in the history of Chinese cinema, and it would be a pity if I didn't watch it. ”
Hanyan is also very cooperative.
For such an unreasonable request from the two daughters, Li Mubai just wanted to say: "I accept it!"
After all, he likes the original book very much, and he has bought physical books, as for the movie, he has to watch it anyway, after all, I heard that since the release of Death Notes, the praise rate has reached 99.99%.
As for the remaining 0.01 bad reviews, Li Mubai just wanted to say: "Are you blind? With such a classic novel and high-quality movie, you still have bad reviews, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you in minutes." ”
"Okay, as long as you're happy, we'll go to the movies. ”
Li Mubai said briskly.
"However, I remember that the heroine of this movie seems to have a leg with you!"
Zhang Ziyan asked Li Mubai.
Li Mubai sweated instantly, that's right, the heroine of this movie is indeed Susan, a big-budget movie produced by Moore Pictures, and Susan was introduced to act in this movie because of herself.
Seeing that Han Yan also threw a shocked look at him, Li Mubai had no choice but to say: "Ahem, she is just my sister, look at your evil thoughts." ”
"Sister, I think she is very ambiguous about you. ”
Zhang Ziyan asked unrelentingly.
At this time, Li Mubai just wanted to jump off the building, this is not unforgiving, right?
But who is Li Mubai, the people in the rivers and lakes call the old fritters!
So, he said, "Aren't you going to see a movie? If you don't go, you won't be able to catch the show at 10 o'clock." ”
"Ahh
I have to say that Li Mubai's topic was successfully shifted, but it doesn't seem to have much to do with his wit, but the two girls put most of their minds on the movie.
The three of them crowded into Zhang Ziyan's Audi car and came to the theater for half an hour.
I have to say that in this era, if you come to the cinema to watch a movie alone, others will think that you have something wrong, and there is no other, just because in this era, everywhere is the world of lovers.
Especially in a romantic place like a movie theater.
It is a couple of intimate hands in the cinema, this is the trend of the times, in this era, if you don't have a female or male ticket, you are embarrassed to watch the movie alone.
It's just that today is a bit special, why is it special! Because Li Mubai is holding the hands of two women alone, this is a bit excessive, and he doesn't have such abuse.
This makes a single dog embarrassed, okay! It's reasonable for you to bring two female tickets alone, but both women are the kind of beauties who are all over the country, so it's a bit too much to say.
Even if you can grit your teeth and say the past, you bring two beautiful women to watch a movie and buy two buckets of popcorn, isn't that too chilling?
However, when the staff of the theater saw the happy appearance of the two girls, they instantly did not realize it. Could it be that now even six yuan Malatang has been saved.
Wouldn't it be too cheap to get two goddesses with two buckets of popcorn, if they could, they just wanted to say, I'll make a hundred buckets of popcorn, as long as I can make the two beauties laugh.
However, those couples who were still showing affection and pulling and pulling, when they saw the two beauties beside Li Mubai, their eyes all fell on the two beauties.
The man showed envious eyes, and the woman showed a jealous expression, because Zhang Ziyan and Hanyan threw them dozens of streets away.
It's not terrible to show affection, but what is terrible is that you hurt us deeply, and I am worth 10,000 injuries.
Just after taking all this, when Li Mubai went to buy a ticket, he suddenly said curtly: "That, I didn't bring any money for that, which of you brings money, help me pay it!"
"Husband, I brought it, I'll pay for it for you!"
Zhang Ziyan smiled charmingly and swiped the card directly.