Tuesday was resting, his hand was injured and he couldn't work, and the middle finger of his right hand couldn't bend for the time being.

On the way, Ji An calculated the time, Alaska should have been icy and snowy at this time, ready to take advantage of the paternity period, to do the matter of the gray wolf ascending the throne, he turned around and drove to the vegetable market, bought two pig heads and threw them in the turtle armor bag that will always be fresh, and slowly hoarded them, these pig heads will be of great use when the time comes.

In the base enclosure, Ji An walked to the mouth of the cage and just wanted to call Dayu: "Huh?" He suddenly held the cage and looked in.

In the enclosure, the big bear lay on the ground and fell asleep, which is nothing strange, eating and sleeping is the duty of the panda, what makes Ji An curious is that Dayu's physical state is displayed: drunk state (2 hours and 34 minutes remaining. ）

"This ......" Ji An frowned, how could a good panda get drunk?

"Dayu, Dayu?" Ji An called twice, the big bear didn't react at all, Ji An reached in from the gap in the railing and picked out a bamboo pole and poked it at Dayu's belly.

After stabbing several times, Dayu opened his eyes in a daze, and saw that it was Ji An, who got up and sat on the edge of the cage, his head lowered, his dark circles and sleepiness, and he could fall asleep again at any time.

Seeing that Dayu was in a daze and was about to fall backwards again, Ji An reached out and grabbed it: "No, you will sleep later, what the hell is going on? What did you eat in the afternoon?"

Dayu said nonsense, Ji An couldn't understand it, and said, "You send QQ to me." ”

The big bear shook his head, barely sober, picked up the pad, and pressed his thick black round thumb to the on-screen keyboard.

After all, he is not skilled, Dayu's thumb is too big, Ji An is waiting next to him, and after a while, the mobile phone prompt sounds, and Ji An looks:

"Birds

fruit

Delicious"

Dayu's conversation style is inclined to abstraction, and Ji An tries hard to connect the key words, but he is still confused: "What is the relationship between birds and fruits......"

Suddenly patting his head, Ji An hurriedly asked, "You mean parrots?"

Dayu looked at Ji An with drunken eyes, it had never seen a parrot before today.

Seeing Dayu's stupid expression, Ji An smiled, and then said, "Is that bird red?"

Dayu thought for a while: "Hmm." ”

Ji An frowned again: "What did the broken bird want to do when he came to the base? What did it give Dayu to eat?"

Thinking about it for a long time, what fruit can make Dayu drunk like this, Ji An doesn't know, but he is sure that the parrot will not harm Dayu.

Dayu: "Oh~"

"Oh, isn't it, is it? Pandas burp when they're drunk?" Ji An was surprised.

Then Ji An almost dropped his jaw in shock, not to mention the drunken hiccups, Dayu in a drunken state would be beaten with a drunken fist.

Dayu, who was drunk for the first time, was very uncomfortable with the feeling of grogginess, and got up to get rid of the drunkenness, not on four paws, but on two black silk short legs, standing with a big white belly, staggering and staggering, don't say, it just doesn't fall.

Subsequently, Ji An wanted to remind Dayu to sit down, be careful not to get drunk and knock his head, Dayu picked up the bamboo from the ground and offered a treasure to Ji An to play a handsome stick flower: "Oh~~~~"

Now Ji An is not calm: "Lie down...... What kind of fruit is fried like this?"

In the cage, Dayu used a long-handled weapon when standing, and the problem of not being able to maintain the balance of the body has been solved.

"Damn, it looks like I'm really going to meet the parrot. Ji Anxin said.

After a while, Dayu, who was drunk and crazy, sat down with his back against the cage, and when he saw it burping, Ji An caressed its back, and he didn't know if it was useful.

Waiting for Dayu to gradually calm down, Ji An poured bitter water: "Today, there is a bastard who wants to take off his brother's clothes on the street, he thinks I dare not take it off, let me tell you, if it weren't for the cold weather, my brother would have stripped off his perfect muscles, so that the bastard could have a good understanding of what 16-pack abs are."

Hey, I'll talk to you, don't fall, hey!"

Dayu leaned his back against the cage and slowly lay down to the side, its fat body was not something that Ji An could pull, Ji An called it twice, and responded to him: "zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ......"

Ji An smiled helplessly, knowing that he couldn't wake up a drunk fat man, so he could only give up.

Standing up and preparing to leave, let the big bear have a good night's sleep, Ji An looked at it and sighed: "When it wakes up this night, it has refreshed again at night." ”

…………

Evening, home

The mobile phone rang, and Ji An saw that the caller ID was Li Jing, and he habitually wanted to connect, so he paused his fingers, put the phone aside, and let it ring.

Not long after the first time the phone hung up, the second time rang quickly, Ji An snickered and continued not to answer.

Liu Yu is looking for something, it has nothing to do with Li Jing, and Ji An will not blame her, but this attitude must be taken out, maybe he can cheat some benefits?

Li Jing consumed, and had the momentum of Ji An's mobile phone ringing out of power, and kept redialing, after the fourth ringing, Ji An saw that it was almost over, and pressed the button to answer, but still did not speak.

"Hey, you're finally willing to answer the phone, what's going on with you in the afternoon, how did you leave?

When did you become so obedient? Why don't you call someone to come to me and give me a call. If he dares to take off your clothes, I will dare to take off his clothes, and besides, you won't let the dog bite you, that bastard will dare to do this next time, and let the fat tiger go directly, and I will be responsible for what happened.

Hey, you have something to say. ”

Ji An couldn't help laughing, but he didn't make a sound.

"What? is this angry?

Hearing Li Jing's voice, the fat tiger ran over: "Wang~"

Li Jing smiled: "Yo, Ji An, have you learned to speak with a fat tiger now?"

"Wang~" The little fat man only heard the voice, and he couldn't find anyone for a long time, so he ran to Ji An.

Ji An stroked the head of the fat tiger dog and remained silent.

After a while, Li Jing: "Really angry?"

Okay, can't I be wrong this time? I really didn't know that Liu Yu's bastard would come here.

You are talking, I apologize to you, how do you want to put a sentence. ”

Ji An was waiting for her words, and instigated his nose: "Call my cheap brother to listen." ”

There was a silence, and the other end of the phone: "I want to kill you squeak." ”

Ji An hung up without hesitation.

After a while, Li Jing on the other end of the phone confirmed that she was sending a voice, Ji An picked up the phone, put it to her ear, and immediately let out a smug smile: "...... it."

Ji An pressed the button back and used the excuse that Director Niu did not approve the leave, saying that there was really no way to patrol tomorrow.

Anyway, he won't go to the venue again, and he has no interest in volunteering.

Li Jing was not reluctant, and said, "Okay, count my father's pot this time, and I'll invite you to dinner on the weekend." ”

However, the development of things did not depend on Ji An's will, and the next day, he had to go to the venue.

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