A very strange person came up to Wudang Mountain today

I heard others say that he is a martial arts master at the bottom of the mountain, and he came up to the mountain to kick the gym, and he also took his mobile phone to record a video

After knocking on the door for a long time, but no one opened it, he shouted: "See if there are any friends?

After he finished speaking, the door of Wudang was opened by a young Taoist priest, he rubbed his sleepy eyes, forcibly suppressed the wake-up breath in his heart, and asked, "Hello, do you have something to do with Wudang?"

The "master" who came to Wudang Mountain on purpose was stunned for a moment, then coughed twice and said: "I am the inheritor of ancient martial arts in Huaxia, you can call me Mr. Ma, I am here to challenge your master!"

Jing Yu's heart was nameless, and Nima woke up Lao Tzu at noon, just to kick the hall?

Jing Yu couldn't get angry in his heart, kicked him in the lower abdomen, and said angrily: "Immeasurable Tianzun, don't come over while the poor road is sleeping in the future, I'm afraid of kicking you to death!"

The so-called "master" actually fell to the ground, a mouthful of blood spurted out, covered his chest and said: "You actually sneak attack! You despicable villain!"

Jing Yu said disdainfully: "Just like if I don't sneak attack, you won't be kicked and vomit blood by me." “

After that, Jing Yuli ignored him, closed the door directly and continued to go back to take a nap, where did you dream just now? Oh yes, playing chess with the eldest brother......

And Master Ma on the ground is lying on the ground doubting life

The tourists on the side were all stunned, one by one stood in place as if petrified, and one tourist said in disbelief: "Was he ...... just now?" Kicked by that Taoist and vomited blood?"

Another tourist nodded and said, "Yes, I flew out for several meters and vomited blood......

"it!"

"it!"

A burst of "slotting" sounds came one after another, and everyone took out their mobile phones to take a group photo, and many of them recognized this "master".

"I recognize him! Isn't he Master Ma Dingguo? The one who threatened to come to the Wudang Kicking Gym?

"I can see it too!

"That's it, Gu Wu, I was kicked by someone else's trail chief and vomited blood, tsk, I can still resist a kick, at least I won't vomit blood. “

……

"What?

Chu Lan couldn't help laughing and said: "A charlatan, he went to someone's Wudang Kick Gym, but was kicked by a Taoist and vomited blood, and then called the police, I was almost crazy with laughter when I knew it." “

Ye Nuo said with interest: "Which Dao Leader is it?

Chu Lan shook his head, "It's a little Taoist who is not very famous, and his name is Jing Yu." “

Ye Nuo sighed and said, "I'm not familiar, back to the topic, why did you come to me?"

Chu Lan said: "Grandpa Han asked me to tell you that there is a very famous philanthropist in the imperial capital who is coming to the magic capital, and Grandpa Han intends to let you befriend him, you know what to do, right?"

Ye Nuo was stunned for a moment, philanthropist, so he hurriedly said: "That's great! I'll arrange a hotel now! There is one near a five-star company, and I'll make an appointment now." “

Chu Lan said: "What's the hurry, it's going to take a while, Grandpa Han knows that you have been busy lately, and you are busy participating in the competition, alas, our Mr. Ye is also a busy person now!"

Ye Nuo smiled: "Don't tease me, okay, don't send it slowly." “

Chu Lan snorted lightly and said, "Are you in such a hurry to drive me away?" I told you this good news, don't you want to invite me to dinner?"

Ye Nuo smiled bitterly: "Eldest sister, please spare me, I have a girlfriend now." “

"Who? is that secretary of yours?" Chu Lan was stunned for a moment and asked

Ye Nuo nodded, "We've lived together a long time ago. “

Chu Lan lowered her head and bit her lower lip, after all, she still didn't tell him about her grandfather's promise to Ye Nuo

"Alright, the police department still has something to do, let's go. Chu Lan stood up and said

Ye Nuo also stood up, "Shall I send you?"

"You don't have to send it, it's not good to be seen by your girlfriend. Chu Lan said

Ye Nuo looked at her departing back and touched his nose, "What a strange creature a woman is......"

……

"No one noticed, did they?" asked Han Zhen

The housekeeper shook his head, "Mr. Han, rest assured, they did a very neat and clean job, and they didn't let the jury see the flaws, otherwise the arbitration hall would have started to investigate a long time ago." “

Han Zhen nodded slightly and said, "Okay, how long will it take for the audition to end?"

"Half a week left, but ......," the butler said again

"If you have something to say, just say it. Han Zhen said unhappily

The housekeeper nodded and said, "Referee Xia Qing, gave the escort place to Qingyun." “

Han Zhen's hands were bruised, and he asked sharply, "Why is this happening?" I want an explanation!"

"Because you're so stupid. “

The Han family casually threw away the eavesdropping device in his hand, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly, "As long as you live in the world for a day, I won't let you do anything you want......

Han Zhen's housekeeper? Of course, Han Zao arranged it, first using a centrifugal trick to make the people around Han Zhen start to distrust him and doubt him, and then slowly collapse Han Zhen's power, and finally he will come forward and destroy everything he has with his own hands, kill his son in front of him, and let him know what the pain of losing a son is! But these must wait for his father to die, otherwise his father will definitely be sad, even if he is Han Zhen

Calculating people's hearts, Han Zao didn't dare to say that he had reached the pinnacle, but Han Zhen, who was just a stupid person, would fight with him for a few hundred years, just like that young housekeeper, as long as he promised him enough benefits, he could do anything

Money, power, women, fame...... He has all these things, and you can take them yourself!

Finally, he laughed, and the figure of Yeno came to mind

"The enemy of the enemy is a friend, so when it comes to Han Zhen's shady matter, help you. “

……

"The moon in the heavenly realm is so big...... , is there someone up there?" Ye Nuo stood up suddenly, rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and his face was full of incredulity

I saw that on the moon in the heavenly realm, there was a woman in a light blue robe who was dancing there with long sleeves, like a fairy, ah, a fairy

Ye Nuo rubbed his chin, "So, that's Chang'e?"

Then Ye Nuo glanced in a certain direction again, and caught a glimpse of a man and a woman meeting on the Magpie Bridge, the lover and concubine, how shy the woman was, and how gentle the man was

Ye Nuo smiled, the Heavenly Palace at night was much more lively than during the day

"Brother, aren't you sleeping yet?" asked the owner of the shop next door

Ye Nuo shook his head and said, "According to the time of the human world, it is now a dark sky. “

The shopkeeper smiled knowingly and said, "You still don't know the name of the Taoist?"

Ye Nuo thought about it, came up with a very high title, and then said with a straight face: "My real name is Ye Nuo, and the people in the rivers and lakes give me the nickname Qianduo." “

The shopkeeper twitched the corner of his mouth and arched his hand and said, "Look up for a long time, look up for a long time, and be in the next Shuli." “

After a period of commercial hype between the two, Shuli asked, "Do you know who you were talking to yesterday?"

Yeno asked, "Who are you talking about?"

Shuli was speechless for a while, and then said: "It's the one who looks tall and mighty, and he is full of anger when he speaks, and he doesn't stand there and is not angry!"

Ye Nuo thought for a moment and asked, "Is that the man who looks like a facial paralysis?"

Shuli was stunned, then nodded lightly and said, "Do you know who he is?"

Ye Nuo shook his head, "I don't know, who is he?

Shuli swallowed his saliva and said, "He's the Jade Emperor......"

……

The next morning, Ye Nuo was still in a daze, good guy, he complained about the Jade Emperor in front of the Jade Emperor, isn't this looking for death? Maybe when he walked to work today, thunder fell from the sky, splitting him into a charred exterior and tender inside, the kind of chaos that can't be saved......

"What are you doing, why are you so absent-minded?" Ji Ruqing asked with a frown

Ye Nuo came back to his senses, hugged Ji Ruqing, tears welled up in the corners of his eyes, and said, "Ruqing, I offended a very powerful ...... What should I do?"

Ji Ruqing pushed him away in disgust and said, "Look at your unpromising appearance, who are you afraid of? “