Extra: Paparazzi (2)
"You're the soft rice man?"
"Yes, my name is Lin Bao. ”
The paparazzi duo was stunned, because they couldn't do their homework, they didn't know what the husband of the Xu family's daughter was looking for, and the privacy of the rich was relatively private, so it was not easy to find out, so the two of them wanted to take some pictures and go back to invite credit.
"Don't believe me?" Lin Bao smiled, stepped into the van, and closed the door.
The two of them were a little scared, and they broke the camera with a slap, at least this man was bigger than them and couldn't beat them.
"Don't be nervous, smoke and smoke. Lin Bao politely smoked, "In order to prove that I am not bragging, I will tell you the story of my involvement, and you two will write it when you go back, and you will be 100% promoted and raised." ”
"Really?" "Why break the camera, they don't believe it."
"I can talk about it, but I can't keep the photos, understand. ”
"Understood, you say. Xue Zhi pushed Xiao Zhang and asked him to take the book and write it down.
So, Lin Bao began to tell his glorious history with interest, "This matter starts from three years ago, when I just joined Bean Sprouts Media and knew that place." ”
"Who doesn't know the sprouts, I went there for a job interview a few months ago, but I didn't make it. Xiao Zhang answered.
"You didn't choose a college student who was right, I had a junior high school degree, and the bean sprouts accepted me at the beginning. ”
"Huh?"
"I don't believe it, but luck was so good at the time. Lin Baomei took a puff of cigarette, "There are so many beautiful women in that company, there are groups of Internet celebrities, and the most famous is the president of the company at that time, Xu Feifei and President Xu." ”
The two of them blinked, "That's how you know her?"
"Or did she take the initiative to ask me for a date, and she was going to get married in a month. ”
"I rely on ......"
"Later, I learned that Xu Feifei had made up her mind to find a husband who ate soft rice as a tool, and she had already checked me clearly, so she let me enter the company to work, and then logically contacted me and married me, I fell for the conspiracy of a wealthy family. ”
The eyes of the two widened, and there was a story of a breaking point as soon as they came up, which was more terrifying than those "shocking" title parties.
Subsequently, Lin Baokou was like a river, and told all his experiences in the past three years, with flavorful romantic stories, dangerous and legendary underground battles, the two paparazzi were dumbfounded, and they couldn't answer a word.
Half an hour later, Lin Bao drank his saliva with a dry mouth, and his grinning expression was completely intoxicated and satisfied after bragging about it, "How about it, this material is big enough." ”
“……”
"What's wrong? I don't believe it. ”
Xue Zhi sneered, "Brother, it's not that I don't believe it, it's that the brothers want to open their eyes." ”
"Okay. ”
Lin Bao took out the phone and dialed, "Anqi, there are two paparazzi at the door who don't believe my story, you can prove it to me." ”
"Neurotic, don't bother me yoga. ”
Fluttershy, come out and be a witness for her brother. ”
"Busy, brother, you can play by yourself. ”
After two phone calls in a row, Lin Bao couldn't hold his face, and Xue Zhi hurriedly stopped: "Okay, okay, no need to prove it, I believe it." ”
Believe it, that Lin Bao looks mediocre, has a mediocre temperament, and brags about what kind of underground emperor he is, I think you look like a seed player in a food stall.
Lin Bao couldn't stand the contempt, and said angrily: "The Chen family was on fire a few months ago, you know." ”
"I know, I said that there were too many fireworks, and I accidentally lit them at home, and a few people died. ”
"Fart, that's fake, that night was Lao Tzu and Chen Zihe fought to the death, and the life of the owner of the Fengyue Pavilion was put into it. ”
Xue Zhihe smiled, "Brother, your story is good, and it will be a big seller if it is written." ”
"Do you know what the Chen family does? Do you know what happened to this later? ”
"Then tell me about the finale......"
"The Chen family was desperate all of a sudden, and there was no strong man in Baile City who could take over, so they were directly divided into two, and there was infighting, and then they saw that the Yuan family's infighting had no good end, and they all lost money and suffered losses, so they simply stopped fighting, one and a half, and took refuge in the boxing stadium and Fengyue Pavilion, and the business of Baile City was still there, but the name was gone. ”
"Oh, that's what happened. ”
Xue Zhi didn't take it seriously at all, but Xiao Zhang on the side was curious, "Mr. Lin, what about it...... What about that Oiran, did you really die in the Chen family?"
"She......" Lin Bao flashed a trace of helplessness, "I don't know, I saw that she blocked a knife for me, and I stuck it in my chest, but then I sent someone to look for it, but I didn't find her body in Chen's house, and I don't know where it was handled by Chen Zihe." ”
Xiao Zhang comforted: "The king of the ball, maybe the knife didn't go into the heart, she didn't die." ”
"But the current head of Fengyue Pavilion is already a red ling. ”
"You should ask Hongling in person. ”
"I asked, her expression ...... It's not like it's pretending, it's more uncomfortable than me, and she cries when she mentions her master. ”
"That ......"
Xiao Zhang also asked, but was punched by Xue Zhi, "Why are you still in the play." ”
This is more unreliable than bragging about food stalls, you believe in wool.
"Pack up your things and withdraw. ”
"Senior, these ...... that are remembered"
"Go back and post it on the Internet yourself, it's best to choose a popular station, maybe it can be a big seller." ”
Xiao Zhang's face is black.
Lin Bao said angrily: "I told you such a big material, don't you believe it?"
"I won't ask you for the money for the camera, after all, let's secretly shoot people first, and the security guards in your community are very responsible, sorry, don't bother. ”
"Who the hell is a security guard!"
"There are rich people here, you can contact me next time, this is our business card. ”
"Hey, wait!"
Lin Bao was driven out of the car by Xue Zhi, and the small bread walked away, holding two business cards and laughing angrily.
Xue Zhi, Zhang Hong, I think you two are mentally retarded.
After a morning run, Fluttershy is ordered to take off and take out a towel and push him into the bathroom.
Now the little secretary resigned with him and became a little housekeeper in the villa.
After a while, Xiao Bai, who was covered in sweat, also walked in, as if he didn't see Lin Bao at all, took off his clothes, and soaked in the water.
"Do I want to wipe it for you? ”
"No, who did you learn from. ”
"Tao Keer, she always seems to be like this. ”
"She and we are not from the same country, and our habits are different. ”
As he was talking, Xie Anqi also walked in with a big grin, her blue hair was particularly conspicuous, and she stepped into the bathtub with one foot, making the already small space even more crowded, and part of the water overflowed.
She wrapped a towel around her head, and curiously touched Xiaobai's back, very interested in the tattoo, and Xiaobai praised her white skin.
"I think you're whiter. Xie Anqi said to each other.
Theoretically, Xie Anqi is the whitest, she has white blood, but in fact, Xiaobai's temperament always makes people feel that she is an innocent blank piece of paper, an adult body, and a minor mind.
"Lin Bao, what were you talking about on the phone just now?"
Lin Bao, who was ignored, could finally speak, and he said aggrievedly: "Two paparazzi came to shoot our house just now, but I stopped them. ”
"And then. ”
"Then I got bored, so I told them my true story and had fun, and they didn't believe me!
Xie Anqi immediately covered her mouth and smiled, "I told the truth, but it was treated as a fake, the two of them thought you were mentally ill, you did the opposite, you did a good job, it is estimated that the two of them will not be interested in following the shooting in the future." ”
"Why don't you believe it, I'm talking so much. ”
"It doesn't make sense logically, who would believe it. ”
"Two mentally retarded, they don't want to give them wealth. ”
Xie Anqi picked up the water and sprinkled it on his head, "You are mentally retarded, just say these things casually, do you want to make the house blow up, fortunately, you will move immediately." ”
Xiaobai said unexpectedly: "Really, where are you going?" ”
"The land that Feifei bought is almost finished, so everyone won't have to squeeze into this simple villa at that time. ”
"I want a practice room. ”
"Will give it to you. ”
Xie Anqi hugged Xiaobai, "This bastard almost stabbed Lou Zi early in the morning, should I warn him once." ”
Xiaobai smiled innocently, "One time is not enough." ”