Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Three Little Pigs 1
Xu Meilan's battle essay was written a few days ago, but the giant panda can be on the news of national television, and it can attract attention any day, but the Laojie Zoo is really not qualified.
Just when Xu Meilan was at a loss, the editor-in-chief suddenly informed her that the TV news could not be on, but the website under the National Television could be squeezed in the layout, and it was necessary to wait for two days.
And after learning that her press release was asked to leave by the editor-in-chief of Red Flag Daily Qiu, Xu Meilan didn't understand it for a long time, and she poked Feng Shu with a phone call.
Feng Shu is also confused, the editor-in-chief of Hongqi Daily, even if she is now the director of Shancheng Safari Park, she can't reach it.
After a while, Feng Shu blinked into the phone and said, "My dad seems to have a senior brother surnamed Qiulai......
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In less than half a month, Ji An was on the Wucheng news for the second time, but the most limelight was Fat Tiger.
On Monday morning, several new parents came with their precious pet dogs, and the "number" of children in Lao Cai Kindergarten exceeded 42.
The live broadcast started on time at 9 a.m
Eighty-seven Chinese characters: "Little brother, the fat tiger is really a god, not only can skateboard, but also can fight wild boars!"
"I was shocked when I saw the news last night, 300 pounds of wild boar, is it really hit by a little fat man?"
The little hand held the big hand: "What are you talking about? What 300 catties of wild boar?"
"A while ago, we had wild boars in Wucheng, and then yesterday the news reported that the rangers were fighting wild boars. ”
The ID man was very bad: "Really, fake? Yingdou's body shape is not suitable for being a hunting dog, and he will lie on his stomach after running two steps into the mountain."
And he's a native of Wucheng, playing dog hunting, right?"
Eighty-seven Chinese characters: "It's all on the news, can there be fakes?"
The little hand held the big hand: "That's it, the little brother is amazing." ”
"Ahem...... The Heavenly King covers the tiger. "The beard is very thick.
This is the code that several people discussed in the live broadcast room some time ago, and when the horn of the battle is blown, it means that the pit will be dug again.
Ji An shook his head and interrupted, and said with a smile: "No, I also saw the news, it looks more like me, which round will I get a wild boar?"
The beard is thick: "?????"
Eighty-seven Chinese characters: "?????"
Small Hands Holding Big Hands: "?????"
Legendary Yan Jun: "?????"
The comrades-in-arms expressed their puzzlement, but Ji An didn't say anything. It's easy to slap his face, the photo is stored in the phone, but he doesn't want to find unnecessary trouble.
The matter of fighting wild boars can be circulated through Wucheng News, but Ji An himself must not admit it, otherwise, regardless of whether it is right or wrong, he will summon a group of boring people under the banner of justice to crusade.
The man was very bad: "Look, I'm not wrong, right? The most common way of hunting is gun hunting and dog hunting, if he is a rich second generation, and he is also in the United States, he hunts wild boars with guns, I may believe it."
But in Kure, or dog hunting?
Let's put it this way, at his age, he can play dog hunting, not to mention Wucheng, and he can't find it in the entire Jiangnan region. ”
That's true. Wild boars in the Jiangnan region can't find one, and the dog hunts for hair?
"Damn, brother is hanging like this?" Hearing this, a guy who had singled out the wild boar said secretly.
There was silence in the live broadcast room for a while, and the man was left alone: "I said that you don't listen to the wind or rain, I know that you are his fans, but you don't have such nonsense." ”
Ji An himself refused to admit it, and several people in the live broadcast room could only be aggrieved and depressed.
Noticing the dull atmosphere, Ji An thought about it for a while, and felt that it would be up to them to dig holes in the future, so he planned to boost morale.
Photos can't be put out, but there is something that does.
"Do you want to see something good?" Ji An said suddenly.
"What?"
"What's the good stuff?"
Ji An smiled evilly.
After a while, Ji An walked out of the pig barn, and three little pigs with melon skin patterns lined up and followed him at his feet.
"Wow, what a cute little pig~"
"It's just a little bit big, and it's fluffy. Sprout water!"
"No, the three little pigs are too lethal, and my heart can't bear it. ”
"Uhhh!!h
Then, someone asked a key question: "Little brother, where did the three little wild boars come from?"
Brother Lin, who runs a kennel at home, was the first to react: "That's right! Where did the little wild boar come from!"
Eighty-seven Chinese characters followed: "Little brother, don't tell me that the little wild boar fell from a tree." ”
The beard is very thick and more straightforward, or it is a grudge, poking the knife and squeezing: "The man is not bad, where do you think these three little pigs came from?"
The legendary Yan Jun continued to mend the knife: "Ying Dou's body shape is not suitable for being a hunting dog, and he will lie on his stomach after running two steps into the mountain. ”
Someone immediately took the knife: "Little brother is from Wucheng, how can he play dog hunting?"
"That is, not to mention Wucheng, no one in the entire southern Jiangnan region can play dog hunting. No way!!"
Ji An continued to deny it: "The little wild boar was caught by someone else on the weekend and sent to the zoo to raise. ”
"Yes, there are many wild boars in Wucheng, and there are many wild boars all over the ground, and there are often people who can catch small wild boars. ”
In the sound of crowding on the screen, the live broadcast room prompted: The man is very bad and has left.
"Hahahahaha......"
"Cool!
"Little brother, you're too bad, turn around and slap your face. ”
"Well, the little brother has a very deep routine. ”
Little hands hold big hands: "The farthest road I have traveled is the routine of the little brother." Hahaha......"
Ji An spread his hands and said, "This is really not my routine. I was going to show you the piglets. ”
The beard was very thick and dissatisfied: "Huh...... Then pretend, you have a routine to play the two Buddhas jumping over the wall.
Will you be able to follow the instructions next time?"
Ji An: "......"
The three little pigs lined up and followed Ji An to the big banyan tree
"Wang...... Woohoo ......" the dog barked.
"shh~ shut up!" Ji An pointed with one finger, most of them obediently shut up, but there were still a few new children who did not obey the discipline.
Ji An glanced at his dutiful "dog legs", and after the fat tiger that had opened the light with 300 catties of wild boars ran over and had a "violent suppression", the zoo lawn finally returned to silence.
In the live broadcast room, everyone was envious, Ji An picked up the three little pigs and sat under the tree. He summoned all the "children" and introduced them one by one, but anyone who had a tendency to bared his teeth snapped up with a snap of his fingers and was immediately honest.
By 10 o'clock in the morning, the full-time little princess Qiqi of the Laojie Kindergarten arrived, and the three little pigs had already played with 42 dogs.
When the little girl saw the little wild boar in the dog group, her eyes immediately shot a little star, let go of Qi Yijia's hand, and ran all the way to the little pig to chase her, but the little pig ran faster than her, and chased for a while, Qiqi had to come to beg Ji An: "Cheap brother, I want to hug the little pig." ”
Ji An stood up with a smile, from the crotch of his pants, coughing...... took out the bottle from his trouser pocket: "Kai, Yuan, Xi, it's time to eat." ”
Three little pigs stepped on "high heels" and ran in small steps.
The little hand held the big hand: "Little brother, what are Kai, Yuan, and Xi?
Ji An nodded: "I named them last night, and I also came up with a name for a group for them, called Laojie boys, handsome or not?"
Eighty-seven Chinese characters: "Little brother, you have a big deal." ”
A plane flew by: "Let's all scrape together some money and help the little brother run away together." ”
The beard is very thick: "If you go well, you won't send it...... During the Qingming Festival, I will burn more paper money for you. ”
The little hand held the big hand: "Little brother, I can't save you this time......
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