Chapter 185: Skinning Alive 1

"Monster, eat my grandson!"

After getting off work in the afternoon, Ji An came to Dayu's enclosure, and the classic lines sounded in the pad.

And Dayu in the cage was also ready, and found that the two-legged beast Ji An was coming, and the panda king was standing on his hind legs, holding a bamboo in his two bear paws, raising it, and shining on the monster as a stick on the head.

Dayu's imitation ability gave Ji An a full surprise, picking and jumping from several cartoons, and finally decided to let it watch Brother Monkey, Ji An must have his plans.

Seeing Dayu grabbing the bamboo and raising it, Ji An was overjoyed, and sure enough, as he expected, Dayu could use a long-handled weapon.

He didn't hide, in addition to the vertical railing, the cage also had a rung, and the chopped bamboo was blocked, and Ji An frowned.

Unlike Tatu, Dayu's body shape is not suitable for standing, the bamboo is split onto the rung, and the large bear loses its center of gravity due to its bloated body, loosens the bamboo, and its two front paws fall to the ground.

Ji An suddenly realized that he was taking it for granted, with Dayu's IQ, there is no doubt that he can skillfully use long-handled weapons after a long time of practice, but it is unlikely that he can do it in just one or two months.

The primate Tatu is born with a pair of unicorn arms, which is its innate advantage, and with the degree of evolution of gorillas, they have gradually become accustomed to using their hands to forage and attack for tens of thousands of years.

But Dayu is a panda, a bloated, short-handed and short-footed panda, even if Dayu's IQ can make up for it, but its body needs to adapt to the process, at least, it must first learn to control the center of gravity when standing, in order to free hands.

"Oh~~~~" Seeing that Ji An didn't speak for a long time, thinking that he was angry, the big bear held the railing with his two paws, poked out of the gap in his mouth, and called out, and the big fat bear had an apologetic expression on his face when the dog was scolded.

Ji An returned to his soul and smiled cheaply: "Oh! Wu that demon, eat me and kill me!"

Ji An's hand reached into the cage, and the big bear rolled back flexibly to dodge, and the unparalleled flexibility of the animal kingdom was Dayu's advantage.

"Yo, you're hiding fast, come here, let me rub it." Ji An hooked his finger into the cage.

The large bear stuck out his tongue at Ji'an.

Ji An also recently learned that the naughty tongue of pandas was not taught by anyone, but their instinct, and the professional term is "tongue tricking".

Ji An was not afraid that Dayu would not bow his head, so he took out the power bank: "Do you still want this?"

There was no dignity in front of the power bank, and the big bear immediately rolled forward without shame, rolled to the edge of the cage, and obediently sent the big head.

Rubbing the huge bear head that was thicker than the golden tiger, Ji An handed the power bank into the cage and replaced it with the one that was almost exhausted.

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Knife factory

Yesterday, Ji An had forged 5 rough forged steel pieces together, and after a folding, it is currently 3200 times 2, a total of 6400 layers.

Seeing that 50,000 layers can be completed tomorrow, I only need to fold it 3 more times, and then I started to hammer and shape the "Glaive Knife", but I didn't expect to suddenly encounter a problem.

Ji An originally planned to finish opening the flower and grass chapter before the end of January, and take the fire pineapple planted in the Dragon Palace to find Tatu, but if Dayu can't master the long-handled weapon in a short time and can't complete the pre-task of cutting off 70 bamboos with a diameter of 10 cm in 60 seconds, all expectations will be delayed.

Ji An frowned and muttered: "If you don't use a long-handled weapon, what is the best way for a panda to attack......?

Uh, wait, Wolverine?"

Ji An blinked, and the more he thought about it, the more feasible he felt. Panda claws are long, but when walking and running, the long claws do not cause obstacles, if you match Dayu with a pair of sharp claw blades like Wolverine, panda pounce is its best way to attack, in this way, the front task is nine out of ten!

On the premise of ensuring that the pre-task can be completed, Dayu's mastery of long-handled weapons can be taken slowly, and during that period of Victoria's Secret's accompaniment, let it practice with bamboo first.

And in order to be able to eat fire pineapples all at once, this foodie will definitely smear the wall with dung and practice hard.

With a decision, Ji An first completed 50,000 layers of folded steel according to the original plan, and then put the Glaive Knife first, concentrating on creating two pairs of sharp claw blades suitable for pandas.

And such a claw blade does not require three blades, and one blade on each claw edge is sufficient for easy cutting.

When the time comes, not to mention lions and tigers, it will not be a problem for Dayu with a claw blade to single-handedly take on an elephant.

…………

After two days of fermentation on Saturday and Sunday, tourists' resentment about the "forced mosaic" on the wall reached its peak, and the base website was crowded with angry panda fans, and the message area was full of scolding.

But no matter how panda fans scold, it is true that the city leaders asked the panda pavilion to strengthen safety measures, and it is also true that there is no spare money to buy new tempered glass baffles.

The staff in charge of the website at the base patiently explained over and over again, and in the end, panda fans could only reluctantly accept this ending.

However, the resentment did not dissipate, because the "forced mosaic" still existed, and as more and more disappointed tourists came to visit, the negative emotions snowballed rapidly, and if it blew up one day, it would be a lot of fun.

On Wednesday, Ji An got off work and came to the Dayu enclosure

"Claws out. Ji An sat in front of the cage and said.

The big bear honestly stretched out his "hand", Ji An took the bear paw and looked back and forth, first took pictures with his mobile phone, and then measured it on the bear paw with a ruler, and recorded the data in a small notebook.

"Alright, the other one. Ji An habitually said.

But when Dayu stretched out his hand again, Ji An patted his head and said with a smile: "No need, go watch your cartoon, and I'll give you something good in a few days." ”

In the early hours of Thursday morning, Dayu, who was white and looked sleepy, yawned, and Qiqi's happy voice came from the pad: "Dayu is so smart." Pinyin has almost been learned, tomorrow I will help you apply for a penguin, and we will give my cheap brother a big surprise on the weekend~"

Dayu doesn't need to learn to write, and he doesn't even need to recognize all the words, it can understand the words, as long as he can pinyin, he will press the 27 letters on the PAD screen, for pandas, typos are fake words, Ji An can't understand it because he learns scum.

As for how Ji An contacted Dayu, who couldn't recognize all the words? This is even simpler.

And during the day on Thursday, the "snowball" of resentment piled up by many panda fans has swelled to the point of palpitations, and everyone has finally found a channel to vent their anger.

In the final analysis, the "forced mosaic" in the Panda Pavilion was caused by a certain Internet celebrity V, who climbed into the wall by himself, why should he let everyone else bear the consequences for him?

Dawei's Weibo below is lively,

He has 10 million followers, which is very hanging? The number of panda fans is calculated in hundreds of millions!

[Ahem~?!]