Chapter Thirty-Eight: There is still room for improvement

During the day, netizens did not find any news related to "Captain China".

After a few days, the atmosphere on the Internet gradually became less and less hot.

It's just that "(about twenty years bigger" has become a popular meme lately.

When someone on the Internet says anything, they like to add this sentence at the end, and the last half of the parentheses is not typed.

This stalk mostly comes from the irony of the yin and yang weirdness of the onmyoji.

If you want to hack something or someone, just keep praising him, and then add this at the end.

Anyone who understands understands.

But just ten days before the Chinese New Year's Eve, that is, on December 22, the booking time of the Lunar New Year movie appeared on the major mobile booking apps.

(By the way, this year's New Year's Day in the parallel world coincides with New Year's Day, which is really a coincidence.) )

The other movies in the Chinese New Year file are not cared about, after all, they are all movies that have been flying all over the sky with trailers for a long time, and everyone has known about them for a long time.

But there is a movie name that looks familiar, but feels quite unfamiliar, appeared in front of netizens, and once again pulled up the already cool heat.

"It's "Captain China"! Captain China is a Chinese New Year movie!"

Just finished eating after work, Fang Tangjing, who was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone and blowing water with his sand sculpture friends, sat up suddenly.

He quickly opened a ticket-buying app.

Sure enough, a name is on the list in the movie released on January 1st!

"Captain China"!

The synopsis of the movie doesn't say anything, just says "this is the origin and growth of a heroic character".

The cover is a cold little flat head in a black leather coat.

Nothing else......

And the time of this premiere is 0:00 in the morning on the first day of the Lunar New Year.

What a time to cheat.

To be honest, this cover, this profile, if the full score of the persuasion effect is ten points, then Fang Tangjing can definitely give it a score of 9.5.

But after thinking about Su Zhe's recommendation and recalling the boring Spring Festival Gala in the past few years, Fang Tangjing still decided to buy a movie ticket for the premiere.

After buying it, he casually sent a screenshot to the discussion group, but the netizens who were originally bragging and farting suddenly fell silent, and then someone exclaimed:

"Does anyone really buy tickets for this movie?"

Fang Tangjing was slightly stunned and asked, "What's the problem? You don't even plan to watch it? Could it be that you want to watch the Spring Festival Gala at home?"

The current Spring Festival Gala is no longer the previous Spring Festival Gala.

Although the ratings are still outrageous, they are full of outdated Internet stalks, studio-level singing without even a microphone, and magic tricks that dare not give panoramic shots...... Would they rather watch this kind of Spring Festival Gala than watch a movie?

"You haven't read Weibo?" someone explained, "Someone posted a long Weibo with diss about the movie, and what he said was reasonable, and even Wu Kai liked and forwarded it." I think what that Weibo said is quite reasonable, this "Captain China" is also an eye-catching gimmick movie, which is not interesting. ”

He also posted a link.

There was a chorus of echoes below.

Fang Tangjing didn't reply to them, but clicked on the link.

Weibo opened and went to that message.

The name of this blogger is "Great Onmyoji - the strongest paramecium".

The first sentence at the beginning of that Weibo is similar to Su Zhe's beginning.

[I'm in the United States, I just got off the plane, thank you for ......]

He wrote a large article with enthusiasm, refuting Su Zhe's praise of "Captain China" sentence by sentence.

From the name of the movie to the content in it, they were criticized one by one.

At the end, it was even more poisonous snake:

[To sum up, I feel that there is no room for decline in this movie.] Alas, that's all I say, I hope the director will do it for himself and stop doing some crooked ways, I don't think he has any room to decline. Interests, hidden.

By the way, "Iron Blood Flying Sand" directed by Wu Kai is definitely a work of conscience. This is Director Wu's first war-themed movie, a big production of 80 million, and the first-line traffic niche in the industry is invited to play the starring role, conservatively estimated, with a box office of 800 million. 】

The blogger didn't say anything swear in the whole text, but the yin and yang weird text expression made Fang Tangjing feel a little uncomfortable.

Although he also admits that the "paramecium" feels quite reasonable.

But the tickets were bought...... Let's go check it out.

"Sand sculptures, when the time comes, I'll go to the theater to explore the way, and then I'll come back and give you feedback. ”

"The group leader is atmospheric! In order to watch a bad movie, he can't even do it for years!"

"Group Leader Atmosphere +1!"

"Group Master Atmosphere +2!"

"Group Master Atmosphere +1024!"

Below is another group of repeaters.

Fang Tangjing closed the discussion group, thought about it, and bought another movie ticket for "Iron Blood Flying Sand".

This time is just right, the premiere starts at eight o'clock, and the premiere ends at half past nine and ends at half past eleven.

Such a happy decision!

............

Fang Bei turned off his phone, looked up and smiled: "The likes have increased by 100,000, the comments and retweets have also exceeded 5,000, and my fans have increased by more than 80,000." Angkor, you're still popular!"

"It's better to write this manuscript of yours, otherwise even if I forward it, it won't have such a good effect. Wu Kai, who was sitting on the other side of the tea table, sighed, his face guilty, "Brother, I'm really embarrassed, I didn't expect those water armies to be so careless, and you still need to remedy it." ”

At that time, he did send the words "about 8:20 to be distributed" to the navy.

As a result, several sailor leaders drank together, took a look at it, and casually distributed it to their subordinates.

No, they added a sentence as well.

[Don't change a word]......

As a result, such a big oolong came out that endangered their careers.

Today he specially asked Fang Bei to come over to think of a remedy together, and by the way, he could also show off his new movie to Fang Bei.

Turning off the projector, Wu Kai poured a small cup of tea for Fang Bei: "Brother, how about my movie?"

Just now, while chatting, the two watched his new movie.

Fang Bei held the teacup in his hand for a moment and began to organize the language in his head.

How so...... As a person who has watched countless blockbuster bad movies, he thinks that Wu Kai's movie is really rotten.

A good war movie, you either shoot blood, or shoot tragic.

As a result, Wu Kai probably hasn't changed his habit of making literary films, or he may have been sick with Xiaowenqing.

He didn't understand what he was talking about at all.

Jumping here for a while, jumping there for a while, the plot is completely disconnected, and the whole film is full of a lot of narration.

The tone of the voicer's voice at the key point is completely like a sick man who is about to die.

By the way, the protagonist dies at the end.

Originally, it was normal for a movie to have a protagonist, and sometimes it could deepen the audience's impression.

As a result, you ended up, and then the protagonist suddenly had a car accident and was killed without even foreshadowing?

You're so funny!

This is how Fang Bei really felt after wasting two hours of his life.

But he couldn't directly say what he really thought in his heart.

So he held back for a long time, and in Wu Kai's expectant gaze, he decided to be tactful:

"I think so...... There's room for upside. ”