Chapter 103: The King of Balls 1
Ji An was not in a hurry to teach Messi the whistle, he was going to go back to the apartment tonight and memorize the instructions by himself first.
That night, in the big house on the farm, old John, who had drunk a little wine, was drunk on the sofa, muttering and chattering alone.
"Mary, I didn't expect that 'Jane' boy to hunt too. ”
"Except for Hank, none of the children were interested in fishing or hunting, and no one played with me after Hank worked. ”
"It just so happened that I invited Jane to come with me to the club on the weekend......"
The voice grew quieter, and Mary, seeing that he was confused, got up and covered him with a blanket, and brought a small wooden comb for Leo.
Every night Mary would comb Leo's hair, and Leo had developed a habit over the years, and as soon as Mary picked up the small wooden comb, she would automatically lie down at Mary's feet and show her belly.
Combing your stomach is the most comfortable.
Mary gently brushed the soft hairs on Leo's belly, and in a short time, the elderly Corgi was as confused as old John's belly.
Messi lay on the side and waited for the old brother to enjoy it, he had been combed once yesterday, and the little guy ran happily when he saw Mary beckoning, and lay down on the ground, learning from the old brother, and also showing his belly.
Although the dog is Ji An's, Mary, who loves Corgi, is not Messi at all, and she carefully combed it.
The little guy is not as honest as Leo, every time the wooden comb passes through the belly, the four little short legs raised towards the sky involuntarily tremble, and the tongue is crooked to the floor, and when the comb is finished, the energetic little short legs pounce on Mary, and lick her face enthusiastically to express their gratitude.
On the other side, in the apartment
After a full dinner, Ji An was reciting the text with a small notebook given by Old John, and Bean Sprouts was editing the video of the three pandas taken in the morning to the computer.
"I'm going, lazy, come and see. Lu Xiaoming suddenly pointed to the news on the screen and said.
Ji An ran to take a look, it was the scene of Yuanyuan's first meeting with the Californian people in the exhibition area at noon today, in the video, there was a crowd of people, the wall was densely packed with heads of various colors, adults and children were holding a mobile phone to shoot at Yuanyuan, and the media reporters holding cameras couldn't squeeze in.
Dayu's exhibition area is even more exaggerated, the people of the United States who already like pandas saw such a burly physique, round head and round head, black and white fur color, beautiful and not like words, people boiled, Lu Xiaoming said: "Hahaha, znn said, I learned that Dayu only stayed in the United States for a month, and in the afternoon of the same day, someone launched a petition of 10,000 people on the website of the Angel City Hall, asking to leave this giant panda with the same logo in the United States.
Lazy, I'll edit the video I took in the morning in a while, and upload it to YouTube, our 'No. 1 in the universe' channel can't be popular if it doesn't want to!"
"Uh-huh. Ji An said, but immediately after, he hurriedly said: "Eh, no, this video can't be uploaded now." ”
Lu Xiaoming: "What's wrong? Why can't I upload it?"
Ji An suddenly thought just now that the situation in Huaguo is different from that of Mi, in Huaguo, the streets are full of stunned young people like him, and no matter how famous the live broadcast anchor is, it is not the mainstream of society after all. But the United States is different, with the degree of obsession of the people of the United States with Fat, once the video is uploaded, it is estimated that it will break one million clicks in less than two days, and the Chinese in the United States are only a minority of people after all, Ji An walked to the street, the target is too obvious, it is easy to be recognized, people are afraid of being famous and the bird is afraid of being strong, and he will not be able to live by then?
After listening, Lu Xiaoming thought for a while and said, "Yes, then I'll upload it after you leave, anyway, I didn't appear on camera." ”
Ji An: "Actually, after I'm gone, you can keep this channel going, as long as you have time to edit my panda live broadcast at Shancheng Zoo into a shorter video, it won't take a month or two for you kid to become an Internet celebrity." ”
Bean Sprouts said: "Okay, it's easy to edit, if there is an advertiser looking for it, we will still have half of the money." ”
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The next day, on the way to the farm, Ji An stopped at a toy store.
Lu Xiaoming waited outside the toy store and looked at the fat tiger, and when he saw Ji An pushing the door and walking in, he squatted down and pinched the fat tiger's ugly face, and said strangely: "Little fat man, your master doesn't want you anymore, will you mix with me in the future?"
"Wang~"
"Okay? then it's decided, come, let my brother hug one first~"
The fat tiger is ugly, but such a smart and clever little fat man, Lu Xiaoming also likes it, and the two-legged monster who can resist the charm of the little fat man may not have been born yet. Yesterday, when Ji An was taking a bath, he hugged the fat tiger and rubbed it, and the round belly meat felt not ordinarily good.
After a while, Ji An walked out and saw them sticky together: "Ahem, what are you two doing?"
The bean sprouts that were licked and saliva were bitten back, and he got up and pointed at the fat tiger and said: "Ji An, you don't care about your dog, as soon as you leave, he will pounce on me, and he can't push it away." ”
Ji An smiled, didn't break him, and put the fat tiger in his bag.
Lu Xiaoming saw the "toy" in Ji An's hand and asked, "Why are you buying this?"
Ji An: "You'll know in a moment." ”
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The two came to the farm, and the goblin came to seduce the second senior brother again.
Not far away, Chris saw it.
Chris, a white guy, has been very bored lately, and Lu Xiaoming, who is short, thin and wears a pair of glasses, is so annoying that he always comes to harass Tina, and he follows Tina wherever she goes, and he can't get rid of it like a fly.
And Ji An, who came with Lu Xiaoming, is not a good thing in Chris's opinion, he obviously knows how to ride a horse and lies to him that he won't, Chris feels the need to get these two nasty guys away, and it's best never to come to the farm again.
But how to get the two away, Chris has no clue for the time being.
The pasture meadows are open and flat, slightly undulating.
Under a red maple tree, the leaves of the autumn tree have begun to turn red, and Ji An took the children to the bottom of the tree.
Ji An plans to cooperate with his gestures and eyes in the morning, so that Messi can remember the whistle, not to learn it all at once, or to take it slowly, learn a few every day, and there will always be a day when he finishes learning.
Ji An started from the four directions of front, back, left and right.
As soon as the shepherd's whistle sounded, Messi did not react, and Leo, who heard the familiar voice, struggled to get up, which was a signal for it to start work.
Ji An put down the whistle, stroked it from the head to its back, and said: "It's okay, you have retired, as long as you eat and sleep every day in the future, you can retire with peace of mind." ”
I don't know if Leo understands it, touching his head and killing keeps pacifying, old McCorgi lies down again, even as soon as Ji An blows the whistle, its big ears will still turn unconsciously.
In the morning, Ji An cooperated with the cleaning up of the whistles in the four directions of Messi, left and right, and waited until lunch, he took out the toys he bought in the morning,
An inflatable plastic football.
How can a ball king be without a ball?