Chapter 221: I Want to Go to the Bathroom
After calming down, Xiang Yu did not forget to remind Shao Meiyun, "My money, don't move around!"
"That's what I want to say to you, too. ”
By the way, Xiang Yu suddenly thought that he had been hiding his background in the past, and Shao Meiyun might not know that he had an inseparable relationship with Xiang Qianjin Group now.
Now that they have all exchanged bodies, honesty is inevitable.
So, after thinking about the wording a little, Xiang Yu edited his basic situation into a paragraph and sent it to Shao Meiyun.
- I'm pretty good, don't be surprised.
——?
- Meaning, I have a lot of background.
- Are you dreaming?
- You'll be able to verify in no time that what I'm saying is true or not. Remember not to show your stuff in front of my loved ones.
Xiang Yu didn't want to worry about them all the time.
I'm just wandering for a while, and I'll return to my basics soon.
- Got it.
I have to know a little bit about it, and when your family notices the flaws, I can deal with them with ease, right?
On the other side, Shao Meiyun was silent for a long time.
Just when Xiang Yu thought that the signal on her side might not be good, he finally received a message from her:
- I live alone, only friends, you know them all.
It's really a big flat of 500 square meters for one person.
Xiang Yu was already starting to feel excited.
Wouldn't you be able to do whatever you wanted?
- I really envy you.
- It's okay. Your home...... It's quite lively.
- Hehe, they are all noisy people, you should take care of them, you must make them happy when necessary, don't let them, especially Lao Xiang, notice anything abnormal, you know?
- Got it.
- Okay, the situation is almost explained, and you can contact me at any time if you have anything.
Putting down the phone, Xiang Yu walked to the study.
In the study, two of the walls are high bookshelves, and Xiang Yu admired Shao Meiyun's books for a while, most of which are "Actor's Self-cultivation".
There are traces of bookmarks and notes.
It seems that Shao Meiyun has always been inspired to be a good actor.
In the past, when I was in school, I also heard that she played some roles, but she was just not very famous.
Finding the notebook from the shelf, Xiang Yu came to the desk and sat down.
He really plans to write a plan to enjoy it first, after all, this kind of thing is rare in life, and if he hadn't bound the Mary Sue modifier, how would he know how to wash a girl's hair.
Just like you had in the beginning, don't think about how to exchange it every day – just enjoy the experience!
"Hmm...... How do you have to experience it?"
Xiang Yu hasn't written for a long time, and there are too many projects he wants to experience.
On the other side, Shao Meiyun, who was still in the mountain village, curled up in an unfamiliar environment, looking at everyone around him vigilantly.
"Xiaoyu, eat, grandma brought your favorite food, why didn't you move?"
Comrade Yuan Hongmei looked worried, and exchanged glances with Lao Xiang in private, meaning to let him comfort and comfort the child.
The whole family is worried about whether his brain has broken and something is wrong when he wakes up?
"Xiaoyu, are you holding chopsticks?"
"Xiaoyu, eat. ”
A family, four pairs of eyes, all stared directly at Shao Meiyun.
For her to live alone for a long time, she is a little unaccustomed.
"That...... I ......"
"If you have anything to say, just say it. ”
"I want to go to the bathroom!"
After speaking, Shao Meiyun's face turned red.
Lao Xiang: ......
Yuan Hongmei: ......
"If you want to go to the toilet, a big guy, how to grind and chirp!"
If it weren't for the fact that he had thought about his grandson's brain, his grandfather would have been eager to pick up his ancestral broomstick.
"If you want to go, you can do whatever you want. ”
Grandma protects her grandson and helps him escape from his grandfather's sight.
A few years ago, Lao Xiang helped Xiang Yu's grandparents to make a relatively basic renovation of their old house, and the primary goal was a dry toilet.
In the past, most of the toilets in the countryside were built with stones.
I don't want my older parents to go to the toilet outside in the dark at night, so Lao Xiang deliberately renovated an indoor bathroom, which can be regarded as doing his filial piety on the basis of not changing the original lifestyle of the two elders.
Lao Xiang and Comrade Yuan Hongmei were not at ease, and when they saw "Xiang Yu" enter the toilet, they stayed outside without moving, for fear that he would accidentally fall again.
Soon, the sound of unloading pants came from the toilet.
Immediately after that, there was the sound of "oops, oops".
"What is this, it's so strange, how the hell am I going to pee?"
"Oh my God, oh my God, it's disgusting!"
Lao Xiang and Comrade Yuan Hongmei glanced at each other: Is this kid really breaking his brain?
So, after coming out of the toilet with a sad face, Shao Meiyun became the focus of the family's care.
Even when I washed my hands with food money, I had four pairs of eyes watching.
It was the first time to be so concerned, Shao Meiyun felt uncomfortable, turned her head to look at everyone, and everyone tacitly looked away - grandpa pretended to practice chopping wood hard, and grandma pretended to look for the missing spatula. I was old and natural, reading the newspaper. It's a pity that the newspaper is upside down.
As for Comrade Yuan Hongmei, she was searching on her mobile phone for the possible consequences of brain trauma, and she fell into deep thought about the possibility of gender disorder......
…………
Write a plan and enjoy it from beginning to end with Xiang Yu's satisfaction. The corners of his mouth were raised, and in the shadows, a rather intriguing expression was revealed.
In the living room, Mary suddenly felt a chill in her back, twisted her neck stiffly, and happened to see Xiang Yu's smile......
Will he ...... Using Shao Meiyun's body to do something very bad?
It's not impossible, after all, it's a man who suddenly puts on a woman's body and does strange things on impulse......
It's not that there is no relevant discussion on the Internet, whether it is a man or a woman, if he exchanges bodies with the opposite sex, he will ...... Drive!
Mary was worried, her eyes stared at Xiang Yu for a moment, trying to see a hint through his expression.
Unexpectedly, Xiang Yu was more honest than she imagined, and read it directly!
"The first one, experience wearing a skirt!"
Mary after watching the bloody series: ......
What's so good about it?
Catching her contemptuous eyes, Xiang Yu explained to her in a good mood, "I've never worn it here, I've always been curious about how the girl's skirt is put on her body, and it's empty underneath, don't you feel insecure?"
"Whatever you want. ”
Facing Xiang Yu's yearning eyes, Mary swallowed back the word "neurosis".
Without him, I was worried that Xiang Yu would be stimulated and go to the window again, and I had to be cautious when I spoke and did things: I'm so tired.
Xiang Yu was already desperate to act.
"Let's go through Shao Meiyun's wardrobe first, she must have a dress!"
casually found a lace skirt with a straight man's aesthetics, and Xiang Yu stood in front of the mirror and gestured towards his body.
"Yes, that's it!"
Mary couldn't help it, and complained: "As a man, if you suddenly swap bodies with the opposite sex, don't you have any evil thoughts?"
Evil thoughts......
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