Chapter 93: Toads Don't Grow Hair
Old-fashioned brick-walled buildings, gloomy corridors with insufficient lighting, and the wind blows into the dead corners covered with cobwebs, making a creepy whining.
Bai Wenxin, who was holding a flashlight, appeared sneakily in a corner, trying to lower his body as much as possible so as not to attract the attention of the night patrol instructor.
Liu Yingying, who came out of the dormitory, quickly joined her.
"You also received it?" Bai Wenxin took the lead in taking out his own invitation post.
Liu Yingying also followed up with the show, "It's tomorrow night." ”
"This Xiang Yu has a lot of appetite, and he even held a blind date meeting directly!" Bai Wenxin was very irritable, if he hadn't endured it, he would have wanted to step on the invitation post thousands of times.
"Don't worry, there are three days of closed training anyway, and the school requires us to live on campus. Just an excuse not to go to a ridiculous blind date convention. Liu Yingying is still as calm as ever.
Since running away from home, Bai Wenxin has refused to accept his parents' explanation, eating and living at Liu Yingying's house, a total of seven days of military training plan, after the first four days, the school suddenly announced that it would conduct closed training!
just gave Bai Wenxin a reason to escape from his parents.
It's a short-lived haven.
However, they all moved to the faculty dormitory, and they still received invitations.
The son-in-law of the Xiang family is really difficult.
Bai Wenxin and Liu Yingying have a very tacit understanding, and their disgust for this Xiang Yu with the same name and surname is even deeper.
"Impotence * premature ejaculation man, also deserves to covet our big goose!"
Liu Yingying: "...... Wenxin, it seems more appropriate to describe us as white swans. ”
"Oh, no matter, it's really annoying to this brainless and unintelligent Xiang Yu. ”
"Ahem, this Xiang Yu is not the other Xiang Yu," the cautious Liu Yingying added.
"If I see that Xiang Yu, I have to pluck the hair off his body happily, and the toad should not make unrealistic fantasies!"
Liu Yingying: "...... Wenxin, toads do not grow hair. Also, this Xiangyu is not the other Xiangyu. ”
The two kept complaining, but they didn't know that Xiang Yu, who occupied the dark place in the corner before them, listened to their whispers.
In order to act like a little bit, since they have already started closed training, it is impossible for him not to participate.
Wanting him to be at ease and not be poisoned by physical training like the rest of the students, Instructor Ma specially arranged for him to come to patrol the night, so that he could rest during the day.
The result of deserting in the corner was that I heard Bai Wenxin and Liu Yingying's sarcasm and abuse of herself.
Although, the worse the impression on him, the more conducive it is to the decline of the revision process. can hear it with his own ears, Xiang Yu is still very ......
Well...... Which one says he is an impotence * impotence * premature ejaculation man?
Why are the rumors about the Xiang family's son so bizarre?
Could it be because he asked Lao Xiang to help him write a sick note?
As for the name of the disease, he didn't think much about it at first. Now combined with Bai Wenxin's words, it seems to be ...... Let them misunderstand that they are "not good"?
Women's associations are too rich.
This is definitely a degrading thing for men. But if she was in a hurry to prove herself, wouldn't Mary be happy?
Ahem, bear with me.
In the corner, Xiang Yu began to adjust his breathing, leaned half of his body against the wall, and continued to eavesdrop on how Bai Wenxin and Liu Yingying said bad things about him.
The two of them spoke in a very fixed manner, first Bai Wenxin complained about him with bizarre wording, and at the end of the day, Liu Yingying had to add "This Xiang Yu is not the other Xiang Yu." ”
It can be inferred from this that Lao Xiang's secrecy work is still doing well.
Both of them have seen Lao Xiang, and Father Bai has also had several contacts with him, and Bai Wenxin is still stunned that he doesn't know his true identity.
Even if through some means, Bai Wenxin and Liu Yingying learned the name of their former son, but they didn't associate it with themselves. Do you want to say that they are old and spicy, or are they too stupid?
Xiang Yu shook his head and smiled.
Should be......
They're so stupid!
The IQ of Mary Sue's characters is usually not much higher, and Bai Wenxin is a typical example.
Recalling her heroic posture of "uprooting the weeping willows", Xiang Yu still wants to laugh until now.
"We all said that no one was allowed to attend tomorrow night. In the dark, Bai Wenxin's big eyes flashed brightly, and he looked particularly determined.
Liu Yingying nodded, "But ......"
"No, but!"
"I want to say, if it doesn't work, what if he thinks about it?"
Xiang Yu in the corner: I said this, as if I was deliberately targeting you......
That said, yes - he did it on purpose.
Asked by Liu Yingying's question, Bai Wenxin fell into deep thought.
The night breeze blew in, making the broken window frames in the dormitory building clang, and the miserable white moonlight continued to penetrate into the mist...... Blend...... Rendered in a large area, swallowing up all color.
In the corridor, only black and white remain.
Especially around Bai Wenxin, it always feels like there is a trace of ...... around Bad luck?
In her contemplation, she suddenly raised her head slowly, the corners of her mouth turned up, and the sinister smile that was just right blended into the background was extremely high.
"If this Xiangyu dares to be bad again, let's work together to ...... him"
She quickly swiped her knife around her neck and made a gesture of "do it off".
Liu Yingying, who understood, gasped.
At the same time, a humanoid figure suddenly crawled over on the ground, hugging Bai Wenxin's leg tightly, "Hmm......"
Because of the atmosphere, Bai Wenxin, who had cold bones and hair, was the first to let out a piercing exclamation: "Ahhhh
When people are in danger, their instinctive reaction is to run away, but her legs are tightly hugged by humanoid monsters.
"Let go of me, you let go of me!"
In her rich life experience, the number of times she cries is negligible, but today she completely let go of her emotions because of fear, and she was so frightened that she cried bitterly.
Until, from under her feet, Jin Ling's weak voice came: "Military training...... It's really tiring. ”
Bai Wenxin: "......"
Xiang Yu: ......
That's what it is...... Let's take our own retribution.
"Bi Xiangyu" thought.
…………
Bai Wenxin, who was frightened, felt embarrassed and hurried back to the dormitory.
Xiang Yu's night duty will continue.
Originally, he didn't have to take it so seriously.
But...... He slept a lot in the morning......
When his classmates were swaying their youth and sweating on the playground, he confidently held a sick note with the words "Stimuli can easily lead to intermittent systemic dysfunction" and fell asleep in the dormitory.
So he ...... Insomnia.
Twitching his waist, Xiang Yu looked around the dark corridor: Be on duty at night, consume your physical strength, and maybe you will be able to fall asleep after a while.
The wish is beautiful, and after a few hours, Xiang Yu is still very energetic with big bright eyes, like an owl, looking around vigilantly.
"Hey, I can't seem to sleep much during the day. ”
The sky is bright and foggy.
A black commercial vehicle slowly drove towards the temporary military training base next to the school......