There are three little secrets that only I know.

The first one is that he has a super girl's nickname called Mimi.

"Sweet honey, you smile sweetly, like a flower blooming in spring".

Later, I learned that he lived with his grandparents before he was 5 years old, and he was more squeamish, and his grandmother liked girls more, so she gave him the nickname Mimi. Boys and girls, and a girl's nickname, except for having short hair in a student's outfit, people call him a honey girl everywhere.

At that time, Zhang Yihang was on a business trip, and Zhao Yihuan took out a box of heavy couriers in the express box downstairs. It was a courier from his grandmother.

At the same time, a letter was sent from the same person.

"Honey harvest. ”

On the envelope was a few words - love your grandmother the most.

I thought for a long time if it was a mistake. There is no one named Mimi here, but the address is accurate to the house number.

This thing is really a little weird. I had to fall into deep thought.

Who is Mimi, who is Mimi.

I'm not, he's the only one left.

But he's a man, it's even more impossible!

Because in my memory, I never heard him say anything about Mimi, so who is Mimi.

Until Zhang Yihang came back.

He even asked me if I had taken his delivery.

I pointed to the pile in the corner, which was all the courier he bought, and the reason why I would help him get it was mainly because the courier box was very small, and if I didn't vacate some places, I couldn't put my own courier.

But he also said that I secretly hid a box of delicious food.

He actually framed me, even though I was a foodie, I was a principled foodie, and I usually took out the snacks inside and threw the empty boxes in his room.

He said that he arrived a few days ago, but he couldn't find it at home, and there was no one below, and a box of candied fruit could not disappear out of thin air, most likely I ate it secretly.

However, even the box sent by his grandmother was missing, and he couldn't confirm it even if he wanted to.

It was made for him by his grandmother, and it was gone. For I did not know whose it was, I finally sent back the box of heavy, unopened candied fruit to his dearest grandmother untouched.

It wasn't until he questioned me later that it dawned on me that it was him.

His grandmother was surprised and thought he didn't like it, so she called him every night during that time, and he said, "My colleague is mistaken, she doesn't have a heart." ”

I just laughed it off.

Since then, the office has been known as Mimi.

The second is his black history, thanks to the construction party at that time, cut corners and shrunk the water level of the pool, which could hold 1.2 meters high, to only 1 meter high, the water level is so much lower, and it is also relatively safe.

He actually drowned, still in a 1-meter-deep pool.

The water level was only 1 meter deep, and he was 1.8 meters deep.

Talk about how he got into the water.

No one sees it, but surveillance doesn't lie.

Somehow he slipped and fell headlong into the pool.

Because the surveillance only saw the footage of him planted in, everyone could only guess that he slipped and fell.

Of course, I didn't dare to ask him, after all, if I asked him, he would definitely not say it.

I actually looked at the monitor and laughed out loud.

What a beautiful hibiscus out of the water, he was shocked, it was really embarrassing!

A good end of a big man can actually drown, and he is not afraid to laugh everyone's nasolabial folds to a deeper extent.

He instantly felt ashamed of himself.

said that after being rescued at that time, he was still confused.

After being rescued, he still thought about going to the pool, and everyone thought he was crazy.

Later, he was blacklisted because he ignored the dissuasion of the security guards three times and insisted on going into the pool, which is forbidden in any community.

After that, there were signs in big red letters by the pool, "Zhang Yihang and Beethoven are not allowed to enter." ”

In this case, can I understand that Zhang Yihang and the dog are not allowed to enter? After all, Beethoven is a husky.

Beethoven's situation was a bit more severe because it was dirty.

It occasionally defecates in the open, and there are often masterpieces left over from it by the pool.

Until now, although the words on this sign are blurred, they are still not allowed to enter within a 10-meter radius of the pool.

In the past, I thought that only girls would ask, I fell into the water with your mother, who do you save first?

I guess Zhang Yihang will have such doubts in the future, because he can't swim.

If his girlfriend asks him this question, I guess he answers his girlfriend like this, "It's a classic question, I fell into the water with your mother, you have to hurry up and save your mother, and then come and save me, because I can't swim." ”

I guess his girlfriend will faint to death on the spot, anyway, will a person like him have a girlfriend?

It turns out that boys are occasionally very delicate, for example, Zhang Yihang, who can't swim, Wang Dongcheng, who can't kill chickens, and He Tangli, who can't ride.

As a high-quality social youth in the 21st century with a sense of public morality, as long as it rains and floods, he will not be allowed to go out for a walk.

After all, if he gets flooded on the road, it will affect traffic. And don't let me see it, I don't want to save it, I can't save it.

The third is that when he was sick, he revealed an amazing secret.

He actually has a girl who has been secretly in love for many years. However, I waited for a long time for who it was, and he just didn't say.

I wasted a whole night's time, and I couldn't wait for the results.

But there's only a few pieces of information about this person.

First, he stayed by her side all the time.

Second, they met in the grove.

Thirdly, she sings very well.

"I would love to tell you that I like you. But you always pushed me away, and now I just want to be quietly by your side, even if you don't know I like you. ”

It's tiring to be liked by people like you, so it's normal to push you away.

"Ever since I heard your song in the woods that day, I have been touched by your melodious singing. Only your singing voice is around, and it is so beautiful that I can't forget it until now. I stand behind the reeds, watching you sing, you are like a spirit in the world, your body is full of shining points, in the high reeds, you are an angel, you are my angel. ”

She sings very well, so she must be a kind-hearted person.

When you see it, you fall in love. The so-called love at first sight is nothing more than that. I guess he must have a crush, after all, he knows who he is.

Anyway, he deserves it, and I hope she never knows, because he Zhang Yihang is so bad, such a good girl deserves to be pursued by better boys.

He Zhang Yihang bet on solitude!

He Zhang Yihang is usually a cautious person, but when he is sick, his mouth is like being uncontrollable, and he wants to shake out everything.

I walked out of the room for about a few minutes! I didn't really hear what he said, and I felt like I was missing out on a lot of the classics. At that time, I just wanted to open the refrigerator and get more delicious food, listen to stories, how could I eat less.

He was quiet after taking it, and he was probably asleep.

I wanted to know who that man was, but I couldn't ask him because he was in a daze, and it's a big regret to think about it now.