Text Text_Chapter 706 706 What is the situation with this Nima?
Chapter 706 706 What's the situation with this Nima?
Is Huabaoshan stupid?
Silly your sister!
Those who thought he was stupid were about to be trampled to death now!
Don't look at Hua Baoshan's usual giggling, it gives people a rather unreliable feeling, but in fact, he is very shrewd.
When he saw the strange look on the faces of Hua Xiyun's group of girlfriends, and saw Yang Ning's smiling or not smiling, if at this moment, he was still confused, then from now on, he Hua Baoshan would have no face to continue to mix in the capital!
"Male, don't be kidding, okay?" Hua Baoshan swallowed his saliva, his eyes wide.
"Do you think I look like someone who likes to joke?" Yang Ning looked calm.
Hua Baoshan swallowed his saliva again, and subconsciously looked at Hua Xiyun on the side, only to see that this sister, who was usually calm and confused, was now ashamed like a little girl!
Are you kidding?
Please, please allow Bao Ye to take a deep breath and pinch his thighs along the way!
Oh hey, Nima, it hurts! It's not a dream! Damn, why not a dream?
Hua Baoshan's breathing became short, he still stared at Yang Ning, his face changed from suspicion at the beginning, to disbelief, and finally rose directly to the level of absurdity!
"Are you serious?" Hua Baoshan tried to calm down, but his body still couldn't help twitching.
"Do you think I should be serious?" Yang Ning suddenly asked.
Someone else, Hua Baoshan said seriously earlier Your brother-in-law pushed back, but in the face of Yang Ning, he opened his mouth several times, and finally swallowed it back into his stomach.
"Male, this message is a bit big, I want to be quiet. Hua Baoshan covered his forehead with a tangled look.
"Brother Bao, who is Jingjing?" the timid little girl couldn't help but ask.
"Your brother-in-law!" Hua Baoshan instinctively roared.
"Hmm... Woooooo
The little girl was obviously taken aback, and when she looked at Hua Baoshan's fierce appearance, she was immediately frightened, and then cried loudly.
"Hua Baoshan, didn't your mother teach you to respect the old and love the young?" Ah Nan asked Li Qian to comfort the little girl, and then glared at Hua Baoshan fiercely.
To Yang Ning's surprise, Hua Baoshan didn't dare to talk back, especially Yang Ning also noticed that since he entered this house, this thing has tried to treat Ah Nan as a block of air, and he pretended not to see it.
However, Yang Ning always felt that Hua Baoshan seemed to be deliberately avoiding this female man, as if he was very jealous.
Okay!
can make the treasure of the capital who is not afraid of heaven and earth retreat, it seems that this female man named Anan must have extraordinary ability.
At this moment, Anan's image in Yang Ning's mind was once again raised.
"You go out with me. Seeing that Hua Xiyun had something to say, Hua Baoshan immediately said: "The matter between men, the ladies are less harmonious, although you are my sister, but this does not mean that he must be me! Bao Ye will go on a hunger strike tonight!"
Burst!
Hua Xiyun's group of girlfriends were still a little worried a moment ago, after all, Hua Baoshan is really a bit ridiculous in what he does on weekdays, but when they heard the last sentence, they were all about to burst out laughing. Even Hua Xiyun, who was anxious, couldn't help but laugh a little.
However, Le Guile, what should be stopped still has to be stopped, and she was about to speak, but she saw Yang Ning shaking her head at her.
"Let's go, I'll go out for a walk with you. Yang Ning said with a smile.
Hua Baoshan snorted with his nose, and then led the way in front, everyone watched them come out of the café one after the other, and they all secretly pinched their sweat, and Anan comforted Hua Xiyun: "Don't worry, if your brother dares to mess around, I will be the first to clean him up." ”
…
"Okay, if you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go, I'll make it clear first, snot..."
Before Yang Ning finished speaking, he saw Hua Baoshan turn around suddenly, and then reveal a face that made him cry out in surprise, even absurd!
This thing, looking at him with excitement, still showing such a weird gratitude?
Wait, what's going on?
"Well done, Mahler, Yang Ning, you did a great job!"
Hua Baoshan patted Yang Ning on the shoulder, under Yang Ning's puzzled gaze, the thing raised his head, his eyes were full of longing: "You take my sister away, hahaha, from now on, I can gallop to the bed, and sleep as long as I want! No one will force me not to lie in bed, not to be picky eaters, not to gnaw bones and grind teeth, not to make tooth sacrifices, not to defecate anywhere..."
"Stop!"
Yang Ning swallowed his saliva and grinned, "Open defecation? It turns out that you have this hobby." ”
"Fart! When did Bao Ye say..."Hua Baoshan immediately jumped to his feet, it was a slip of the tongue, Nima, a slip of the tongue!
"Okay, just let me fart. Yang Ning looked curious and said, "Your sister has found a boyfriend, is it worth your excitement?"
"That's it. Hua Baoshan looked at Yang Ning with a sympathetic expression, his eyes faintly filled with pity: "Thank you, you are worthy of being a good brother of Bao Ye, knowing that Bao Ye is living in dire straits, and he is willing to roar when he sees injustice, and he will take action when it is time to make a move." Yang Ning, you brother, Bao Ye is really not in vain, enough buddy!"
Yang Ning: "..."
"My sister got married, I should have asked you to practice on weekdays, right? Remember, prepare a bandage, by the way, wear a hood to prevent accidental disfigurement one day. ”
"By the way, it's best to put the private money outside, don't leave it at home, my sister's nose is more useful than a dog, and you can find out where the money is hidden." ”
"Also, I remembered, I don't know if my sister is out of balance in some way, or menopausal depression, there will always be a few days a month when the Hedong lion roars, you prepare a few more washboards, the keyboard is OK, and then take the initiative to lie on your stomach. In case you forget one day, she asks you to kneel on the washboard, don't be afraid, I have easy kneeling, and I'll give you a pair later. ”
"Oh, it seems..."
…
Looking at Hua Baoshan's emotional appearance, as well as the tear-jerking encounter, Yang Ning was so moved that he couldn't help but say: "What you said before me was a fart, I'll just talk to your sister..."
"Don't, brother-in-law!ahhh
"I..."
"Don't interrupt!"
Hua Baoshan gritted his teeth and interrupted: "That's it, in view of the fact that you rescued me from the dire situation, I will suffer a little more, and you have an unclear relationship with those girls, I can treat it as if I didn't see it, and I won't run to tell my sister." ”
"Are you kidding me?" Yang Ning said incredulously, "You didn't drink high, did you?"
"No!" Hua Baoshan shook his head solemnly, then patted Yang Ning on the shoulder and said, "But I'm happy today, let's get drunk at night, how much do you drink, even if I vomit out yellow bile water, I will accompany you!"
Depend on!
What's going on with this Nima?
Yang Ning felt that he was quite shrewd, but he was stunned by Hua Baoshan's nonsensical words, and he was made to be confused, seeing that Hua Baoshan was not stupid and laughing, Yang Ning's back suddenly rose a chill, how many sins did he suffer to be so justifiable to send his sister upside down?
After Yang Ning and Hua Baoshan came in, they immediately attracted the attention of Hua Xiyun and others.
"It's strange that this guy doesn't have anything to do with him. ”
"Baoshan didn't beat him?"
"I guess it's okay to have fun. ”
…
In the face of the whispers of the women, Hua Baoshan didn't seem to hear it at all, and at this moment, he looked very serious.
Just as the women were wondering if this product would do some ridiculous behavior, suddenly, this product laughed stupidly: "Sister, I sent my brother-in-law back, I'm happy today, I'm in for a treat, let's go have a few drinks together." ”