Chapter 68: One Breakfast for Two
"My porridge is spilled, so I won't have to go hungry to work this morning. When Zhang Yihang thought of this, he immediately thought of the intense situation when he had a stomach problem, and then said to Zhao Yihuan very sadly, "I can't stand the stomach pain the most, why don't you divide me in half with your fried noodles! ”
"I won't give you anything to eat. ”
"Tell you to eat and talk, and I'll choke you to death. ”
Not long after Zhang Yihang finished speaking, Zhao Yihuan looked at Zhang Yihang with wide eyes, "You...... Ahem...... cough cough cough ......"
Zhao Yihuan really choked as he said, and the rice noodles he swallowed were stuck in his throat, and he moved down with great difficulty.
Zhao Yihuan beat himself helplessly, because this time it was really uncomfortable.
Zhang Yihang's crow's beak is occasionally very effective, especially when Zhao Yihuan is by his side, he is often broken by him. Therefore, it is okay for some people not to speak, but when they speak, they open their mouths. Anyway, it's just a look of underbeating, and you have to say things you don't like to hear, and then you want to give him a backhand to give him a slap and let him taste the feeling of violence.
"You better not drink so much water, otherwise those rice noodles will bubble up in the stomach, and it will be uncomfortable to hold on. ”
Zhao Yihuan clutched his chest, his contemptuous little eyes were eager to shoot out a laser, and he was immediately killed. However, she knows her strength very well, and she can't extinguish it.
But......
I still can't help but want to pick up my laser sword and slash him, one sword, only one sword, can wipe out the divine light above Zhang Yihang's head, lest his belly full of tricks and disasters be exposed, and the little flowers and grasses that the motherland has worked so hard to cultivate will be drowned under his foam star.
In order to prevent this from happening, he had to be knocked to the ground directly, so that he would not spray his own saliva.
You know, you can't cover your face with one hand. Therefore, you can't eat fried noodles with your hands.
"You've been standing here, how can I eat?" Zhao Yihuan put down his chopsticks and looked at Zhang Yihang's face, which looked exactly like a gluttonous cat, and suddenly became full.
Zhang Yihang kept staring at the fried noodles in the bowl, for fear that Zhao Yihuan would not be able to get a piece of the pie if he ate one more bite.
"You've eaten so much, it's time to give me some leftovers. ”
"I'll give you some left, why?"
"Uh...... There seems to be no reason left for me. Zhang Yihang smacked at the leftover fried noodles and forcibly swallowed his saliva.
"It's just a box of fried noodles, why is there always a force in my heart that wants to forcibly occupy it?" Zhang Yihang couldn't guess either, it was estimated that he was too hungry, so his eyes lit up, and he was reluctant to give up on Zhao Yihuan's fried noodles, and he never forgot it.
"I see you've eaten almost, so I'll leave the rest. ”
"Why?"
"One breakfast and two servings, when the concubine is in love, the concubine is deep. ”
"Whoever is in love with you, get out of the way. ”
"Don't roll unless breakfast is given to me. ”
When Zhang Yihang wanted to do it, an inappropriate person appeared at an inappropriate time.
The inappropriate time was due to the fact that the regular meeting had long since ceased to be held at this time, but he had to show up in order to announce something to be happy about.
"Boss ......"
The friends who gathered in groups to talk about the details returned to their seats one after another, looking up at their respected bosses.
"The boss is here......"
The first few rows are always in groups of three or five, looking at the same painting and talking there, no matter how good the painting is, you can always pick the bones in the egg, anyway, you just can't look at it. It's just that with the arrival of the coughing sound, they will stop their inherent movements and greet their respected boss with a smile.
"Boss, he's coming......"
The people sitting in the back were all little guys, except for someone who was uncomfortable in the room. When the boss thought that they were going out to study, the smile from the heart was simply the kind old man who came out of the comics.
He also wanted to say, "I don't want to, but I just can't control myself." ”
Every day, either Zhao Yihuan is in trouble, or Zhang Yihang throws the pot, if the two of them can stop the meeting, the world will become a better world.
"You can't give me a break, give me a quiet moment. Cause trouble for me. "It's not the first time the boss has complained, but he hasn't taken any actual action except for complaining.
If they want to solve these two big troubles, unless they can't think about it themselves, they automatically and consciously go to the Civil Affairs Bureau. Otherwise, in the end, you will still suffer yourself.
You can be quiet for a day or two, and you can sleep a little more steadily at night. If they weren't there for a month, I think the Mediterranean might be able to rejuvenate itself, and be a few years younger at once, and what a joy it would be!
The boss was born from the heart, and he was happy, happy and happy, and the shelves that were usually strict were all gone. Everyone seemed to be infected, and they all smiled and gradually breathed a sigh of relief.
The two didn't care about the existence of the boss at all, as if he was a transparent person.
"You still eat ......" Zhang Yihang could only be anxious when he watched Zhao Yihuan eat with relish, after all, he was not good at grabbing things, so he simply pretended to be pitiful beside Zhao Yihuan with his mouth open.
Zhao Yihuan stopped eating this set a long time ago.
"I'm hungry. Are you going to starve me?"
"Once or twice, hunger doesn't spoil you. Zhao Yihuan looked at Zhang Yihang's pitiful little with his peripheral vision, and he was a little happy for some reason.
In this small company, Zhao Yihuan is also very clear that Zhang Yihang doesn't seem to dare to provoke her except for bullying her.
From the past to the present, she is the most poisonous person.
Who called her that she looked like a little Derpy back then, and behaved like Derpy, not to mention the mind, in front of him, the silly white sweet person was predetermined, what he said and believed.
Everyone would talk about his paintings and his people in the sky and not in the ground, and praise him as a genius, and they believed it without thinking. thinks that he is a god who can help him improve his strength, but in fact, he is not this piece of material in the final analysis, and doing this business is just eating and waiting for death.
How did you come up with the idea of this approach? I can't imagine how I got into it?
The boss coughed lightly twice, and then said, "Everyone should be quiet, the one who should have breakfast will continue to eat for me, and the one who has no chair to sit on will stand and listen." ”
Since the boss has spoken, Zhao Yihuan doesn't want to pay attention to him, and still bows his head to eat breakfast, otherwise he will have to use the time to conceive the work to feed his stomach later.
Zhao Yihuan, who walked the world with the sentence "eat and cherish", when he was eating happily, he couldn't bear it anymore.
She couldn't help it.
There are some things that should be endured, Zhao Yihuan will endure them, and there are some things that even if the boss stands in front of her, there is no way to help it.
Because of him...... He actually poured water on himself and drank.
"You'd better drink more hot water! ”
Originally, I just wanted to take a sip, but it became "let us dry this glass of water", and it would be a lie to say that it would be difficult to say otherwise.
"Uh......"
Full. It's really full.
At this point, I really can't eat it.
In Zhao Yihuan's innate instinct, he can't finish eating, and he can't be cheap.
"I won't give you the rest for supper. "It's not that Zhao Yihuan is stingy, the main thing is that he has nothing to do when he is full, and he will hold on to it if he has nothing to do, and he will feel uncomfortable if he is uncomfortable, and he will find trouble for himself if he is uncomfortable.
So, it's okay and don't feed the men, because as soon as they have the energy, they will make a lot of trouble and then push you out to solve the problem with a smile on their faces.
So there is a reason for wasting food occasionally.
"Phew. I'm all soft, you're soft and hard now, right?"
Zhao Yihuan looked at him with small eyes, anyway, his face meant this!
"Hmph, it's okay. Anyway, next, it is you who will be trained by the devil, and I will watch you beg for mercy and don't speak. ”
"Heh, I'm waiting. ”
"We'll see. ”
"Look, go. ”
"You two, are you finished?" the boss looked at the two bickering friends with an unhappy expression.
But the response he received was......
"Not yet. The two replied in unison, so that the boss wanted to send them to the Yong'an Pavilion for a month of devil training on the spot.