Chapter 768: A Man's Life Is Hard
Suppose a hiking couple encounters a blind bear who is desperately hungry deep in the mountains, and only the husband has a sharp knife that can break through the bear's skin (hypothetical).
The 60-year-old man didn't say a word, took a knife and went up desperately, urging his wife to run away.
The captive two-legged beast of 20 will be scared silly with his wife, and then be exterminated by the blind bear.
10 will give his wife a knife in the leg and run away by himself.
The above 90 are all acting according to the instinct of the animal, but as a two-legged beast, there is a small possibility.
The remaining 999 men will try to persuade their wives to go up and sell, kill the blind bear from the side with a knife, and then carry the injured wife out of the mountains.
This possibility is very small, while requiring men to be absolutely rational, women must also be reasonable, this is under normal circumstances, the only way to survive both and be happy, any other choice, at least one must be left in the mountains. The Kaishan knife can kill the bear, but the two-legged beast and the bear are tough on the front, and it is impossible not to be injured, and the wife cannot carry the injured husband.
As for the possibility of 001 in the end, the blind bear ran into Ji An, and the king negotiated and bribed successfully, bought the way, and then waved his hand and said goodbye next time......
It's just that Ji An can't do anything about today's zebra mother and son, and he is now a member of the lion pack.
Zebras are not two-legged beasts after all, they can only act according to the instincts of animals, such as the leader of the saya running away, and the mother zebra, driven by a strong maternal effect, turns back and tries to save the baby zebra.
If you look at it from a rational point of view, the choice of the female zebra is undoubtedly unwise, the female zebra turns back, it will die, and then the baby zebra can not have a way to live, which is equivalent to buying one get one free, it is better for the female zebra to run away by herself.
But who makes motherhood the greatest instinct in the world, for the sake of children, 99 mothers will not hesitate to exchange their lives for their lives, even if they know that there is a dead end.
There are already viewers in the live broadcast room who are overflowing with sympathy, asking Ji An to intervene, save the zebra mother and son, and take the lion to find something else to eat.
"It's so pitiful, anchor, don't eat them, okay?"
"I will jump over the wall with 10 Buddhas, and buy a way for zebra mothers and children to live!"
"The little zebra is really, run, why are you stupid going around your mother?"
"I'm dying. ”
"What do children know, who can they revolve around if they don't revolve around their mother?"
Seeing that the mother zebra was surrounded by pepper and the three brothers, and kept turning around to protect the little zebra, she had no intention of running away, and the observation group: "Hey, my mother is so great, my heart is about to break." ”
Xiao Fist: "Little brother, you're the best, just help this time, okay?"
Ji An's entanglement can be imagined, he is also a human being, of course, he is also moved by the behavior of the female zebra, if it is just for himself and the fat tiger, and even Dayu's food, just let it go, there is nothing to hesitate.
But the problem is that Pepper takes the lead, and the brothers, have already played with the mother zebra as an eagle and a chick. Preying on young animals is the most natural right of wild predators, and under the natural law of survival of the fittest, the old, the weak and the young are the first to be eaten, which is also the most effective way to maintain the structure of the food chain and control the population of a certain species.
In addition, the three brothers also need to learn "eagles catch chickens", and actual combat is always the best way to learn.
Ji An held back and didn't speak, he couldn't respond to the audience's request anyway, if he opened his mouth this time, then every time he encountered the situation of "eagle catching chickens" in the future, there would inevitably be viewers who made the same request, this hunt is still hunting?
At this time, a panda fan proposed a compromise plan: "Little brother, I know you are difficult to do, I only ask you for one thing, the big zebra is enough to eat, is it okay to let the little zebra go? ”
Ji An thought for a while, he could agree to this request, the little zebra was indeed an unnecessary killing, a female zebra was enough for Pepper and the three brothers to eat, he could let the little zebra go.
However, another problem followed, the female zebra died, this looks like a 2-month-old little zebra lost its mother's care, or can't live, this is no different from killing the little guy, instead of being eaten alive by the second brother tonight, it is better to let the three brothers use it to learn how to catch chicks with eagles, and also give it a good time.
Ji An was ruthless, now that he was standing in the position of a lion, he should consider it for the lions and decided to reject the compromise proposal of panda fans. Anyway, he's used to being a bad guy, and he has a lot of pots, so let them go with the criticism and powder, just have a clear conscience.
Ji An was about to open his mouth to refuse, with a black cauldron on his back, accidents always came unexpectedly, and gradually climbed to 18 million online viewers, and there were not a few who were calm and rational, and some people expected the ending of the little zebra tonight.
First of all, the innocence of the little fist girl fans really gave Ji An a good idea: "The little zebra can be adopted by the little brother, I have raised it all, what's so difficult about the little zebra?"
The anchor Fat Tiger almost swallowed the "black pot" back, blinking, this is indeed a good way, he has a venue, he has resources, not to mention a small zebra, a group is not a problem.
And it also solves the problem of black pots in the future, otherwise the three brothers will have to lose the powder once "the eagle catches the chicken", which can be eaten?
It's just that Ji An felt that he led the team to kill other people's mothers, and then "faked" to accept the child, which inevitably felt like he was a cousin and set up an archway.
Weigh in your heart whether to drop the powder, or to set up the archway, the landlord Lao Cai quickly made a decision, this does not need to think much at all, a memorial arch is only a few dollars? at most 6 months milk powder fee, 6 months over, outside the grass is more.
But this is not over, an even bigger surprise is coming, the zebra leader who just ran away stupidly came back to save money for milk powder in Ji'an.
"Look, there's a big one. ”
"Little brother, eat that one, that one has a lot of meat. ”
It is not the conscience of the zebra leader to find it, it is completely instinctive, in addition to the right to procreate, each male leader also has to shoulder the obligation to protect the group, and the zebra leader runs back, which is accidental and inevitable.
Ji An blocked the way of not giving up, coveting the banana of the little zebra, the zebra mother and son escaped and ascended to heaven, Ji An didn't have to be a difficult person, he didn't need to carry the black pot, but the zebra leader was a little pitiful, "Ho Ho ~ Ho Ho ~" ran back to fulfill the obligations of the leader, and was hooked by the pepper's paws and hooked his hind buttocks.
Seeing the male zebra being embraced by the lions and put to the ground, cheers rang out in the live broadcast room: "Great, the zebra mother and son are saved." ”
Observer: "Praise this male zebra, it's a gentleman." ”
"Haha, the bananas are so delicious. ”
Whether in the animal kingdom or human society, as far as a family is concerned, it seems to be a natural consensus that if something goes wrong, men will carry it.
Consensus is consensus, Ji An admits that there is indeed a man in the family, but he is also a man, he is a little uncomfortable in his heart, pouting stupidly, and complaining in his heart: "In these years, the special handle is not worth it." ”