"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

"What a song, what a song, it's so burning!"

Caught off guard, another enthusiastic song was sent!

From the perspective of the Queen, the sailors watched Brother Monkey chase the two remaining remnant heroes on the opposite side, listening to the magnificent song in their ears, and they simply cried!

What is called Dese, this is called Dese!

"What song, win a blood, invincible start, the avenue to heaven is wide and wide!"

Su Luo laughed, finally, got the head, and was moved to tears by himself, sure enough, this game must be obscene!

"One chases three and runs, is it handsome? I'll ask you, is my brother handsome?"

The remaining two ran away in a flash, but it didn't prevent Su Luo from blowing about the cheats, and the sailors also liked to watch Brother Shenhao brag!

"Queen, am I at the level of national uniform?

"Ouch, isn't it just that the blind cat ran into a dead mouse and took a blood, if you go directly, the other side won't dare to fight at all, and we're going to go home and lose the line, and the chatter is endless, right?"

Brother Shenhao was aggrieved by Baba's Zhengtaiyin: "Why are you... You just won't admit that you love me?" instantly changed to a deep voice, full of heroism: "But it's okay, I love you." ”

Xia Zihan: "......"

Su Xiaoduo: "......"

I don't bother to pay attention to him, I can't hear it when I concentrate on playing the game, the opponent is a little weak in this game, and in the first two minutes, I lost 4 heads, and I started the game with a big advantage.

Su Luo constantly interacted with water friends, and those who didn't know thought that he was the anchor in the live broadcast room, which made people laugh so much that their stomachs hurt, of course, not all water friends who watched the live broadcast were happy, there were always those who were sour and came to bring the rhythm.

"Cut, it's interesting to abuse the vegetable bureau, you have the ability to hit the cold god convoy again, and your legs will be broken!"

It's probably a fan of the anchor team just now, without brains, Han Xin, who brought a rookie here, lost, and was embarrassed to come out to speak?

The queen's fans sprayed on the spot, and the barrage was chaotic in an instant, maybe people are just bored to provoke the rhythm, but the live barrage is like this, you can't control others to provoke, and you can't control your own fans to ignore him, after the live broadcast for a period of time, Xia Zihan looked down on everything, it didn't mean anything, you guys sprayed slowly, and you didn't bother to say anything.

But Su Luo's temper, can you bear it? The ruthless pit master, the most coquettish person in Huaxia or something, has you forgotten that your brother was also the number one troll on the Internet!

"Is it interesting for the anchor to abuse vegetables? Alas, what should I say about you people, of course it is interesting to abuse vegetables! Use your water-filled brains to think about it, do you have the pleasure of bullying others? Happiness is based on the pain of others, do you still want me to teach you this truth? It's all nine years of compulsory education, why don't you understand, it's not interesting to abuse vegetables?

For example, in the last game, the five children opposite, such a big advantage has been overturned, what does it mean? It shows that the children are too cheating, that is, they will be beaten and abused, and they will grow up, and they will remember that if they have an advantage, they must not wave, and they can win only if they are stable, so that the next time you match the children, you will not be pitted by them.

Alas, I always feel like I'm defending the justice and justice of the server, and if I don't send me a certificate, I have to be sprayed by you, blue thin, shiitake mushrooms, ......"

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"666, that makes sense!"

"It's all nine years of compulsory education, why are you so good, Brother Shenhao?"

What kind of rhythm, drowning in the sea of barrage in an instant, can't toss a trace of waves.

"I said, why doesn't the glory of kings come out of Tang Sanzang, this is your natal hero!"

Xia Zihan is about to go berserk, this guy is too comparable.

"Ahem, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to worship the Buddha and learn scriptures, can this female benefactor stay overnight?"

"Get out!"

"Oh, we're all so familiar, I won't ask you to borrow such a thing!

“.......”

Water friends still have time to care about the rhythm of the barrage, watching Brother Shenhao flirt with the queen, and it is very happy.

Then, I only heard Brother Shenhao clear his throat, and the background music "Snow See, Fall into the Mortal Dust" sounded, and suddenly I had a premonition of high energy ahead!

"Back then, I dug the monkey out of the mountain, he has a phobia of soil, and his greatest wish was to hang on a tree without his feet touching the ground, and I spent three months forcing him to regain the courage to walk on the ground.

A year later, I met a pig with low self-esteem, and he was miserable, and there was a girl who was crazy about marrying him and being a goblin with him, and he only liked to drool at the moon.

Actually, I've met ...... girl like that."

Sure enough, Brother Shenhao changed his voice and showed off again, a confession reminiscing about the past, outlining an image of Tang Xuanzang who had never been before.

The monkeys were dug up by me from the mountains!

Zhu Bajie is a pig with low self-esteem, and there is a girl who is crazy about marrying him?

Moreover, what is going on with Tang Xuanzang's tone, the impression of Xuanzang has been subverted again!

The sailors pressed back, only to hear Brother Shenhao's gloomy and lonely voice and said sadly: "That time in the daughter country, I didn't want to leave, it was all the monkeys who ruined my good things." ”

The sailors laughed out loud, Tang Seng didn't want to go? In Journey to the West, it is clear that Xuanzang Buddha was firm and rejected the love of the king of the daughter country, well, there is a story, the story that the king of the daughter country and Tang Seng have to say? There is a feeling that it will be a meat joke next, but it is not.

"Go to the west to learn scriptures?heh, if you are enlightened, there is a spiritual mountain under your feet, if you don't understand, thousands of miles are in vain!

Why do you want to go to the Western Heavens, only there can you become a Buddha?

But what about after becoming a Buddha? No, there is nothing. When you become a Buddha, you completely disappear from this world.

What is a Buddha? A Buddha is nothingness, the four are empty, there is nothing, there is no emotion, no desire, no thought, and when you give up these things, you will not suffer. But the question is, what am I left with these abandoned?

The so-called liberation is nothing but death, the so-called positive result is nothing but disillusionment, and the so-called Buddhahood is nothing but giving up all love and ideals and becoming a soulless statue.

I began to suspect that Journey to the West was a carefully arranged hoax, and that I was the one who couldn't see clearly. ”

"Sizzle~!"

The sailors gasped on the spot, they didn't have the heart to watch the game, they pricked up their ears and listened, their hearts were surging and rolling, Journey to the West is a scam?

Xia Zihan was also stunned, the soldiers forgot to make up for it, and his breathing became a little short, only listening to the strange man's painful voice:

"The Buddha said that only when there has been suffering can we know the suffering of sentient beings, if we have attachment to let go of attachment, and if we have attachment, we have no attachment.

I believed, so I left her, and since then, the mango shoes and hats have been gone for thousands of years, and the sky has been traveling for eternity!

However, I have seen the flowers on the other side, drunk Meng Po soup, followed the impermanence of black and white, walked in the Soul Broken and Forgotten River, and saw all over the Biluo Yellow Spring, and the things I saw were not her, but the only person in my heart was her......

I realized, the saint forgets his feelings, and he is the least in love, but the love is in my generation!

If you bear a thousand serious sins, you will not die if you refine it!

National costume Xuanzang, please ~ war !!"

Accompanied by the gradual music, Brother Shenhao's tone gradually became excited, until it exploded at the same time as the climax of the music!

"Wow!!!"

“666666！！！”

"Ahhhh!!!h

"Burning !!"

"Hahaha, I almost believed it, where did this hero come from, the hero didn't come out of the national uniform?"

"Poof! Penguins, hurry up with the new hero Xuanzang, you can't keep up with the rhythm!"

"Damn, please fight this time, it's too powerful, your scalp is bursting!"

"Damn! Listening to the story, suddenly give me the national costume Xuanzang to ask for battle, hahaha!"

......