Chapter 53: Go and ask Avalokiteshvara Susa
"Jade Emperor Lao'er, it's your turn. ”
Sun Wukong stared at the Jade Emperor with a broken arm in his hand, and said word by word in a cold tone.
Hearing Sun Wukong's words full of murderous intent, the Jade Emperor was shocked, and his figure took a few steps back slightly and said in horror.
"Big ...... Bold Monkey King, I ...... I'm telling you, don't mess around, it's just an insignificant little fairy who died, and you cut off your back like this?"
After hearing the Jade Emperor's answer, he only heard a bang, and Sun Wukong directly used his hand to pinch the broken arm in his hand into a blood mist, and the fluttering drips fell to the ground.
"Hmph...... Unworthy... Haha, it's insignificant, do you know that the insignificant fairy in your mouth is my grandson's wife, you killed my wife, and told me that it was insignificant, I think you are confused in this heavenly court. ”
Hearing Sun Wukong's cold words, the Jade Emperor was stunned, "What are you talking about, your wife, gibberish, it's just gibberish, as far as I know, that Zixia is the person of the Buddha of Lingshan, when did she become your wife." ”
Looking at the Jade Emperor who knew everything with a face, Tang Seng was angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, and immediately pointed at the Jade Emperor's nose and scolded.
"Shut the pit for me, it will seem that you know a lot, who said that the Buddha can't be my apprentice's daughter-in-law, look at your ignorant look, I want to use my 42 shoes to slap your 38 face. ”
Hearing Tang Seng's words, the Jade Emperor's nose was crooked, when did the Jade Emperor suffer this kind of anger for so many years, he immediately slapped the table and shouted loudly.
"I have never seen such an arrogant person who dares to talk to me like this. ”
Hearing the words of the Jade Emperor, Tang Seng shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly.
"Saorui, you see it now, I'm so arrogant, what can you do with me, don't accept you to beat me, tomatoes, you beer bottle. ”
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Looking at the infinitely arrogant Tang Seng, the Jade Emperor's angry straight hair, that guy's wig almost didn't fall off.
Looking at the angry Jade Emperor with straight hair, Tang Seng waved his hand directly at Sun Wukong.
"Wukong, cut him for the teacher, and help you consume him remotely for the teacher. ”
After that, Tang Seng put his hand into his pants again, and directly took out the Gatling in his hand.
This scene made everyone in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall look confused, and the male compatriots who had just walked up to ninety-nine subconsciously lowered their heads and looked at the navel two inches down, and then gave Tang Seng a thumbs up, and spoke Are you a little jingle bell.
Tang Seng ignored the strange gazes around him and directly pulled the trigger in his hand, and in an instant, the yellow, orange, and orange bullets covered the sky and shot towards the Jade Emperor.
When the Jade Emperor saw that even Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun Yang Jian couldn't deal with the bullets shooting towards him, his face changed drastically and he directly released his ultimate, and the thirty-six strategies were the best way to hide under the table.
Looking at the bullets fired at him, the Jade Emperor didn't care about the Queen Mother sitting on the side, and directly slipped under the table.
The action is simple, it is neat and neat, and it is not muddy at all, and it is not less useful at a glance, and it is familiar with it.
The Jade Emperor was safe, but the Queen Mother sitting in the chair was dumbfounded.
Looking at the bullets that covered the sky and the sun and fired at him, his face was sluggish.
spoke, the old lady just came to see the excitement, to be a melon-eating crowd, you beat you, what are you shooting me for.
But I have to say that the queen mother's reaction was also fast, and she immediately stood up and grabbed the clothes of the Jade Emperor who was hiding on the table, and dragged it outside.
The Jade Emperor directly looked confused and let the Queen Mother come out stiffly.
After pulling the Jade Emperor out from under the table, the Queen Mother directly raised her leg and kicked the Jade Emperor's buttocks, and shouted in her mouth.
"Walk you. ”
The Jade Emperor was directly kicked by the Queen Mother's full force, and when he stabilized his body and looked back at the Queen Mother, he found that the Queen Mother had already hidden under the table.
Looking at the Queen Mother who was hiding under the table and shrunk into a ball, the Jade Emperor said anxiously.
"Queen Mother, you see that we have been working together for a thousand years, you can make a lot of land in it, so that I can get in. ”
Hearing the words of the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother glanced at the Jade Emperor and rolled her eyes and said.
"Bah, you stinky and shameless, this place is not enough for the old lady herself, you still let me make room for you, roll the calf and smash it, there is no land. ”
With that, the Queen Mother hid under the table and said nothing.
Seeing that instead of giving up the land to himself, the Jade Emperor scolded his queen mother and mother immediately said something, but when the corner of his eyes suddenly saw a bullet less than a few meters away from him, he was stunned.
The Jade Emperor was anxious and sweaty, jumping up and down.
Suddenly, his eyes caught glimpse of the chair he was sitting on, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and hid behind the chair.
But because his size was a bit too large, this also caused the Jade Emperor's upper body to hide behind the chair, but his ass was exposed and pouting.
The Jade Emperor also discovered this, but when he saw that the bullet that was about to shoot him, he couldn't care so much.
Did you see it, did the brothers see it, this is a typical carelessness.
When the Jade Emperor was hiding behind his chair, the bullets that covered the sky and the sun at the same time also arrived in front of him.
Dangdang, bullets were fired on tables, chairs, and walls with a clanging sound.
Seeing that the bullets were blocked by the chair and didn't hit him, the Jade Emperor suddenly got a little carried away, and even twisted his ass happily.
I don't know if God can't stand it anymore, a bullet hit the chair and didn't fall, but was directly bounced off and flew towards the other wall.
And the bullet hit the Night Pearl embedded in the wall very accurately, and suddenly the bullet was bounced off again, and it shot towards the Jade Emperor's ass.
Of course, the Jade Emperor didn't notice this at all, and was still twisting his ass happily.
Just twisting and twisting the Jade Emperor, he suddenly felt a cold buttocks, and then a heart-piercing pain came over.
The pain in the heart directly caused the Jade Emperor to jump up directly from behind the chair with his buttocks.
Blood flowed from the Jade Emperor's fingers, dripping to the ground.
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Looking at the extra bullet hole on his buttocks, the Jade Emperor was shocked, and directly stretched his five fingers forward, and his nostrils were enlarged and shouted.
"Ziwei, oh no, go and ask Guanyin Bodhisattva, and tell him that the old man's backyard is a mess. ”
Seeing that the Jade Emperor used the classic action, Tang Seng's pupils shrank, and he pointed at the Jade Emperor and shouted in surprise.
"It's you... Faulcon, you don't have to pretend, I recognize your big nostrils. ”
Looking at the Jade Emperor, who was already seriously injured, Sun Wukong rushed directly towards the Jade Emperor without saying a word.
Bang bang bang, Sun Wukong's figure kept disappearing and appearing, disappearing and reappearing.
Soon he was in front of the Jade Emperor.
When he arrived in front of the Jade Emperor, Sun Wukong directly put his hand on the Jade Emperor's heavenly spirit cover, and said coldly.
"Jade Emperor Lao'er, do you have any last words to say, hurry up, and go on the road after speaking. ”
Feeling Sun Wukong's killing intent, the Jade Emperor was directly frightened to the point that his stomach was confused, his brain hurt, and he swallowed and said nervously.
"I ...... I'm telling you, don't mess around, it's not good for us. ”
Looking at the still arrogant Jade Emperor, the strength in Sun Wukong's hand involuntarily increased a few points, and the Jade Emperor screamed.
"Hey...... Ay...... Ay...... Don't pinch, don't pinch, it's going to explode when you're pinching your brain. ”
Sun Wukong didn't pay attention to what the Jade Emperor said, but increased the strength in his hand a little more.
"Hey...... Ay...... Ay...... Linen de, flax de. ”
Looking at the Jade Emperor who was in pain, Sun Wukong just sneered slightly, and wanted to pinch the Jade Emperor's head up.
At this moment, a voice appeared out of thin air.
"Splash monkey, don't stop quickly, do you really want to kill the Jade Emperor......"
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