Chapter 367: The Old Man of the Flower Armor Universal Secret Method
There are many people on the other side, and Father Jin still doesn't admit it, and his mouth hasn't stopped until now.
"Look at you all fat and strong, and you are embarrassed to twist in public, if I am ashamed, I will be ashamed to death!"
If your heart is the same, forget it, but if you say unforgiving words, you will shrink behind Xiang Yu.
Unlucky, he was involved in the chaos, and he didn't know who scratched his arm, it hurt!
Uncle, can you stop talking!
Don't drag me down if you have the ability, rush to the front by yourself.
As for Father Jin's small group, the masters who practice Taijiquan, standing on the periphery, they are also powerless. Or that persuasion is just a show, after all, no matter how old a woman is, her fighting power when she gets angry is enough for them to drink a pot.
"You let go, why are you pulling my beard!"
Even if Father Jin shrank and shrunk, he was still seen by someone to insert stitches, hold on to his long beard, and make his chin into an awl shape - girls who want plastic surgery may not have to go to the plastic surgery hospital to spend a lot of money to pad their chins.
In Xiang Yu's eyes, the angry aunts are like hellish ghosts, stretching out their five fingers into claws, whether you are a human or a ghost, just scratch it!
He wailed in his heart, it is not a way to go on like this, it is rare to have a handsome face, how can he get it if he scratches it.
Taking advantage of the chaos, Xiang Yu turned his head to look at Father Jin, "Hurry up and think of a way!"
The hard-mouthed Father Jin showed his cowardice in front of Xiang Yu, and said with a sad face: "What can I do, it is impossible to apologize for apologizing." The dispute between our Tai Chi and fans has been going on for a long time, and I can't get used to their domineering style!"
Xiang Yu is really speechless, since you don't apologize, then I'll find another way.
The situation is urgent, and the way is fast, he attached to the ear of Father Jin and suggested: "The bell must be tied to the bell, if you want to get out of trouble, in the current situation, I recommend using the universal secret method of the old man of the earth." ”
Fresh words that I had never heard before strongly shocked Father Jin's thinking, "You are not simple, you have even mastered this secret method that you have never even heard of." ”
Xiang Yu hooked his hand at him.
Father Jin almost wagged his tail and hurried forward to listen.
Gradually, his expression changed: it sounded ...... It's so funny!
Taking a deep breath, the prepared Kim Father made an "OK" gesture towards Xiangyu, and then rolled his eyes upwards as he fell backwards at the same time!
"Uncle, what's wrong with you, uncle?"
Xiang Yu pretended to be panicked, and did not follow what he had said in advance, and dragged the person down.
Directly caused Father Jin to plant backwards, and after a muffled bang, he lay on his back on the ground and let out a painful muffled snort: This kid ...... Didn't you say before that you would help me out?
Open one eye slightly to observe the situation......
I saw that the aunts were panicked in an instant, and with him as the center, a large area was vacated. All watched the situation in amazement.
Secret methods are not generally useful.
Father Jin was very excited, so he didn't care about blaming Xiang Yu for dereliction of duty.
Seeing that he was carried away by the temporary victory, and the aunts with puzzled expressions still had the possibility of counterattacking, Xiang Yu hurriedly kicked Father Jin's feet in private, and reminded in a low voice: "Also, remember to play a full set of acts." ”
Only then did Father Jin remember that there were still prescribed actions that had not been completed.
So, the leg kicked, and then the kick...... Pull your tongue out, roll your eyes upward, and then, your whole body begins to convulse wildly!
"Uncle, are you okay, uncle!"
Xiang Yu, who was in charge of cooperating, immediately squatted down and began to rescue, using the old method of pinching people, and buckled hard under Father Jin's nose.
Hurt!
Father Jin didn't know about it, and he didn't know that there was such a thing as pinching people. I felt that the flesh skin in the middle of the person was about to be deducted, and I was about to stretch out my hand to express my resistance, but I was pressed halfway by Xiang Yu's hand.
"Don't move, the play isn't over yet. ”
Father Jin had to be honest and endure hardship.
The afterglow swept over, and the old ladies were really frightened, and they withdrew to a bigger circle, and directly let out the small square.
Good way, this old man's universal secret method is really good!
Father Jin endured the pain and secretly gave a thumbs up to Xiangyu.
"Call 120!"
Seeing that he was convulsing endlessly, someone panicked and proposed.
At this time, Father Jin's eyes widened, he gasped heavily, and said weakly: "I'm fine, don't call 120!"
"It's okay, it's okay. ”
"Okay, we can continue. ”
In front of everyone's eyes, Father Jin, who had succeeded in his plan, was a little carried away, and directly came to a carp to stand up and pat the soil.
"Okay, you, you just acted!"
The aunts stopped doing it, pointing their noses and scolding.
"Don't come here, I'm really going to come here again!"
Seeing that he was about to roll his eyes again, the aunts admitted it and left scolding.
The small square was cleared, and the Tai Chi team announced that it had obtained the right to use it. The little old men gathered around one after another and praised Father Jin's cleverness.
Father Jin was also proud, but it hurt a little under his nose. However, this price is not enough...... Worth it, right?
Xiang Yu's method is quite good, but why do you think it's weird.
The victory paralyzed him, and he was about to play another set of Tai Chi, but was suddenly stopped by Xiang Yu.
"Uncle, what about Jin Ling, she has been gone since the beginning. ”
Before the chaos happened, Xiang Yu obviously saw Jin Ling coming. In the blink of an eye, the person ran away.
"Why don't you go to the bunker and play with the children, let's go, let's go find her,"
Today can only be done temporarily, Father Jin is quite regretful, and said goodbye to the old guys one by one.
They went to the bunker, and Jin Ling was not there.
went to the lotus pond, but still couldn't see Jin Ling.
The sky was getting darker and darker, and there were fewer people in the park, and Father Jin finally panicked.
"My Ling'er, where can she go now?"
Father Jin trembled, and his eyes were moist.
Xiang Yu felt strange and pitiful, his daughter was so old, and he had to worry about an old father, "Don't worry about it first, let's look for it patiently." ”
Father Jin thought of something, and his face became worse and worse, "Could it be that my Ling'er has been manipulated by nature and completely turned into a ...... Fox dogs?"
Xiang Yu was shocked by his conjecture and felt that it was very bad.
If this is the case, then it will be troublesome, not to mention how Jin Ling's transformation was completed, in public or in private. If she turns into an animal and wanders around a city that is not friendly to animals, she doesn't know what will happen.
A few days ago, he also watched a news that a man with a homemade bow and arrow kept hurting stray dogs, and no one has been arrested until now.
If Jin Ling is unfortunate enough to meet that pervert......
Xiang Yu was thrilled for a moment, and he didn't dare to think about it anymore.
While it's not too late, we must find the person as soon as possible.
"Uncle, why don't we split up?"
Xiang Yu turned around and suggested. But he saw that his face was pale, and his knees suddenly weakened and he fell to the ground.
If it's troublesome, I'm responsible for finding the younger ones, and I'm also going to settle the old ones.
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