When a middle-aged man who was about the same age as Ji Tianhao smiled at him with a shy old face, what could Ji An do?

He shouted to stop the roaring Dayu, put the signed notebook on his chest, and asked Lao Lu to take pictures.

For some reason that everyone knows, Ji An left few signatures in the future, and it was his first signature, Lao Lu himself didn't expect that he would exchange his old face for a signed photo, and by the way, his daughter's dowry in the future was also available.

After taking the photo, Lao Lu hurriedly ran back to his shooting location, Xiao Pang saw that Dayu had not yet come down the mountain, and the canvas bag was already bulging, so he asked curiously.

Ji An: "It's all domestic garbage, let Dayu take it down the mountain together." ”

On the mountain, such as the bamboo shoot skin that Victoria's Secret ate was thrown directly into the bamboo forest after Ji An swept it up, but he and Dayu's Sprite cans, packaging bags, and paper towels had to be sent down the mountain to throw away.

In the morning, Lu Binghua couldn't wait to post Ji An's signed photo to the group

As I said, these loyal fans of Xiaoquanquan have maintained Fang Dawei before, and how to maintain Ji An now, in short, what Ji An says and does is right.

Yesterday's statement that the signature was counterfeited by someone else, and the primary school student signed on behalf of him changed in an instant

"It turns out that it was really signed by Ji An?"

"I'll just say, my brother's signature is different from others. ”

"That's right, one stroke at a time shows that the little brother signs seriously, so he is not like others who fool fans with bells and whistles, and they can't understand it. ”

"It makes sense, although the signature art is a little less enjoyable, but this is a matter of attitude towards fans, as long as the attitude is here, I will chase it. ”

"No, no, no, you're all wrong, when it comes to artistic appreciation, my brother's signature is no worse than others. Looking at the photo, although this stroke looks crooked, each distortion contains the profound ideological connotation of the little brother. ”

"Upstairs, you're wrong, I think that both the structure of the font and the distortion of the strokes are like antelope hanging horns, with some kind of mystical philosophy that is difficult for ordinary people to understand. ”

"Eh, when you say that, it's true, especially that Ji An's 'An', which is so crooked and level, like a woman dancing with a hat. ”

"Wow, it turns out that the little brother has such connotation and depth, no wonder he graduated from graduate school at a young age. I think my brother must have skipped a grade. ”

"How do you know that the little brother has skipped a grade?"

"Obviously, the base only recruits graduate students, and the little brother has just graduated from high school like us, can he go to work at the base? ”

"Also, the last time he went abroad, it was Ji An, not to mention how fluent he was in English. ”

"The little brother is a top student!"

"That's right! Our little brother is the most handsome and warm student who attaches equal importance to beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry!"

Su Su: "Okay Lulu, good Huahua, let's discuss, can you give me the signature?"

Lu Binghua: "No. ”

Su Su: "The new Gucci bag, change it or not." ”

Lu Binghua: "Don't change it, I want to keep the signature, it's philosophical, when my dad comes back, I will frame the signature and pass it on to my children in the future." ”

"Stingy.

Well, I borrowed the photos from that group. Su Su said.

Moon Maternity Ward

Someone looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, his eyes were blurry and deep, his jaw and facial contours were angular, his mouth was open, his nose was wrinkled, and several times in a row, a sneeze still couldn't come out, he instigated his nose: "It seems that I caught a cold last night." ”

Dayu has come back, taking Sprite as a hostage, this goods run back and forth every morning, his legs and feet can be diligent, and by the way, Ji An doesn't have to worry about the health problems of the house bear.

Running makes bears healthy.

Dayu Sprite with a nest head, Victoria's Secret, a normal panda, is also eating breakfast. Ji An picked up the two cubs on the ground, put them in the incubator of the glass house, and cleaned the bamboo shoot skin in front of the tree hole, as well as the youth group that Victoria's Secret had recently begun to produce.

The bamboo shoot skin can be thrown away, Ji An packed the two pieces of Qingtuan in a plastic bag, and asked Dayu to take it down the mountain and send it to the base tomorrow.

Eating and drinking, Dayu burped, the cartoon was already brushing for the second time, and it was idle, so it ran outside and picked up the bamboo stick.

Pandas were once trained to do acrobatics, riding bicycles, lifting barbells, and playing balance standing on a ball, but they were later banned because the better the pandas played acrobatics, the more rigorous the training they received, which is inhumane to pandas who are responsible for eating bamboo, sleeping, and rolling.

However, when a panda is bored and wants to play on its own, and no one whips it, this is something that the law cannot stop.

Outside, the rolling hero staggered and staggered, waving a bamboo stick indiscriminately, ready to step up the practice, and after a while, he will have the second round of the decisive battle with the cheap hero.

Seeing this, in the live broadcast room

"Your friend Kung Fu Panda is online. ”

"Hahaha, Dayu looks stupid, how cute you look. ”

"Oh yo, I can't stand. ”

"Anchor, did you teach Dayu to play with bamboo?"

Ji An denied: "It wants to play by itself, and it has nothing to do with me." ”

Then, someone asked, "Little brother, I just saw someone on Weibo impersonating and forwarding your signed photo." ”

Ji An blinked: "Who's taking my signature?"

"Little brother, you go on Weibo, I'm @ you. ”

Soon, Ji An was a little embarrassed when he saw the photo that Lao Lu took him in the morning, especially when someone in the live broadcast room squeezed: "Little brother, you have been stolen, right?"

"That person is really, stealing the photo of the little brother, and I don't know p a good-looking signature, such an ugly word, I know with my knees that it can't be signed by the little brother. ”

Ji An wanted to find an excuse to change the topic, but he didn't recognize this photo, but the little fists jumped out.

"What kind of eyes do you have, where is the little brother's words ugly?"

"It's all philosophical in every stroke, and you can't understand it yourself. ”

"Don't talk about art in front of my brother, every cell in my brother's body exudes a literary atmosphere. ”

"Do you know what a scholar is?"

The eighty-seven Chinese characters who know more about Ji An's situation are confused: "Where did I come from? Why don't I know?"

Someone reacted: "So, the signature is really my brother's?"

"I don't believe it, it can't be like this. ”

Su Su: "Why not? What's wrong with the little brother's words? How serious is the stroke by stroke, and how sincere is the attitude towards the fans?"

Do you think the writing is ugly? At first, we felt the same way, but later we found that you have to look carefully at the words of the little brother, the curved twisting, the eclectic font structure, and the wild reveal a super high level and ideological realm that is difficult for ordinary people to understand. ”

"Are you so illiterate?"

Su Su was unconvinced: "Where did I blow it? I just wanted to exchange a new Gucci bag for my brother's signature, but no one refused." ”

"Really, it's fake, my brother's signature is so valuable?"

"Wait, I'll take a look at the pictures. ”

"The anchor is amazing, it's a thousand words. ”

Xiao Fist: "That's, don't look at who the little brother is?

Ji An's face was inexplicable, he was said to be a shoe bully for the first time when he was so big.

Eighty-seven Chinese characters: "Where did this scholar start?"

Xiao Fist: "Isn't the academic qualification for the base to recruit people graduate from graduate school? The little brother must have skipped the grade, and many times, and the leaders of the base must be optimistic about him, otherwise he would not have been sent abroad, and he was specially sent to the moon delivery room to accompany the birth." ”

"Last time, the director of the base didn't say it on the news, Ji An is the best breeder in the base. ”

Ji comforted, he knew how he got into the base, and he came through the back door, but he was still a temporary worker and didn't turn into a regular worker. The salary is even more without a penny......

When the observation group saw that Ji An was young and had a high degree of education, they asked curiously: "You have a graduate degree at the age of 18?

Ji An: "Squatting at home." ”

"Wow, it turned out to be Caltech, a famous foreign brand, no wonder English is so good, I went out of high school, right?"

"No wonder I sent my little brother to the Angel City Zoo, the place where he went to school must be familiar. ”

A certain part of the people who were familiar with Ji An, such as Zhuo Jun and the eighty-seven Chinese characters, laughed so much that their stomachs twitched, and the eighty-seven Chinese characters added: "Not only English, but also Arabic, we are good at Arabic, and we all know it from the parents who came from the Lao Cai kindergarten." ”

Zhuo Jun smiled and stopped with a smile, she remembered one thing, in addition to English and Arabic, Ji An now seemed to be proficient in French. If you think about it like this, you really deserve the title of a scholar.

And when many people, intentionally or unintentionally, are blowing Ji An, the part of people who originally belonged to reason can't help but start to doubt themselves, "Is it because of my aesthetic problems?" This word is really well written, but I can't see it?"

People are scholars, and there is no reason why they can write ugly, it seems that it is likely that my artistic attainments are not enough. ”

At one auction, a blank piece of paper sold for $5 million as a work of art. The reporter asked the buyer where the blank paper was worth so much money, and the buyer replied: "This is art, you don't understand." ”

In fact, when someone is willing to pay a sky-high price for a thing, the thing is worth the price, even if everyone thinks it is just a blank paper, this is not ordinary, very special, and has a blank paper that others do not appreciate. Therefore, when Su Su said that she couldn't exchange Ji An's signature with the new Gucci bag, the news of Ji An's signature spread far and wide.

Of course, two years later, the buyer who knew how to appreciate art went in because of money laundering.

Then, the fact that the "national boyfriend" has a super high education, is a top student, and is proficient in Chinese, English, and Arabic foreign languages has also been indiscriminately publicized by bad media.

There are very few people who doubt it, because Ji An, a fake scholar, is speculated by others with facts, which is very logical.

As a result, Ji An, a "national boyfriend" with a real academic background in high school and as ugly as a primary school student, became popular on the Internet again.

[Two chapters are 3000, one chapter is 2000, and today is 8000 words and four changes.

After calculating the debt owed to the alliance leader plus 5 more, it has been paid off, and it is finally possible to breathe a sigh of relief.

Who else?!]

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