Table tennis is a national sport, but no one has ever joked about it before, that is to say, this paragraph is the first time in the world, so the effect is also extremely explosive!

The audience also laughed:

"Awesome, the jokes of the national ball dare to be made. ”

"Say no to ping-pong?"

"Only Xu Qian dares to ridicule the national ball!"

"Xu Qian is awesome. ”

"This line is a classic. ”

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The audience was directly attracted by the sketch "What You Like" at the moment.

Shen Mei smiled meaningfully and said, "Let me tell you this, this newly transferred Director Yao, coincidentally, he also likes to play table tennis, hehe, you know how to do it, right?"

"Section chief. ”

Xu Qian said in embarrassment: "You will embarrass me! At most, I can control myself from fighting, how dare I manage the director!"

The crowd laughed!

Spectator:

"Xu Qian's comprehension ability is full marks. ”

"No one has the ability to understand this anymore. ”

"Hahaha!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"Xu Qian is so funny!"

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Many people are completely attracted by this sketch and think it's quite interesting.

Shen Mei was also a little speechless, stood up, and walked to Xu Qian's side: "Hao Jian, your ability to comprehend intentions is also too poor, the reason is because you don't seek to be motivated ideologically, let me tell you, if you go on like this, you will be a \u0001 member in this life!"

Xu Qian stood up with a look of surprise and said excitedly: "Really? Then I will rest assured! The work is finally stable!"

After speaking, he bowed deeply to Shen Mei!

Spectator:

"I'm laughing to death!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Xu Qian is too cheap. ”

"Oh my God, I'm going to be out of it, it's hilarious. ”

"I'm so happy, I can't breathe with laughter!"

"It's so happy. ”

"This sketch is simply amazing!"

"I admire Xu Qian, he was able to come up with such a sketch!"

"Xu Qian's appearance is really owed!"

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Since then, the sketch "Do What You Like" has attracted most people.

Shen Mei stroked her forehead helplessly, pointed at Xu Qian, and said, "Hao Jian! Now it's your hobby that meets the leader's hobby, what kind of opportunity is this?"

She continued to make exaggerated movements: "This is a ...... for your ancestors to cheat the corpse Aren't you excited?"

Spectator:

"A good opportunity to cheat corpses............"

"This line is so classic!"

"Only Xu Qian can write such lines!"

"Laughing stomach aches. ”

"This sketch is simply amazing!"

"I admire Xu Qian, he was able to come up with such a sketch!"

Xu Qian's sketch is also so fascinating, he was convinced, and he was completely convinced by Xu Qian. ”

"However, I have no culture, and I can walk the world in a sentence. ”

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It can be said that the audience laughed so much that tears were about to fall, and it can be seen that this sketch has successfully made everyone addicted to it and can't extricate themselves.

Xu Qian blinked, "Where's the excitement?"

Everyone is happy again!

Now Xu Qian's actions are very obscene and "cheap", which can really be said to be very in line with the name "Hao Jian"!

Shen Mei was convinced by Xu Qian: "Come on, sit down, look, you are the only one who can play table tennis, so if you play table tennis and make the leader comfortable, then won't you become a celebrity around the leader?"

"Reds?"

Xu Qian still looked confused!

His confused state also makes people smile!

It can be said that he can make others laugh with one action and one expression now!

Shen Mei snapped her fingers, looked at him and said, "Li Lianying knows everything about the Queen Mother's hobby, what did he become in the end?"

Originally, there was still Wei Xiaobao's stalk, but there is no Jin Daxia in this world, so it will naturally be passed.

"Eunuch!"

Xu Qian replied.

Spectator..................

"Eunuch .................."

"I'm laughing to death!"

"Hahaha!"

"No, it's the rhythm of laughing at the dead!"

"It's so funny!"

"Xu Qian, this guy is too awesome!"

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Shen Mei also rolled her eyes: "Okay, you don't need to understand." ”

She took a few steps to the desk, "From today onwards, your only task at work every day is to practice table tennis, put that work on hold, and prioritize!"

She also drank a cup of tea while talking!

She also accentuated the words "primary and secondary"!

The audience was stunned:

"Prioritizing ???? and Priorities"

"How did Xu Qian come up with this line?"

"Whimsy. ”

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Master Feng was also very impressed: "This sketch is good, and it has a strong sense of irony. ”

Xu Qian was also speechless and said: "Then I can't leave my work and play with the leader every day!"

He then added, "Isn't that a sycophant?"

Shen Mei's voice suddenly became sharper: "Who are you talking about?

Everyone laughed, it was really Shen Mei, a sweet girl, who made such a sound, which was really shocking!

Spectator:

"Domineering side leak Wei Yingluo appeared again. ”

"Yes, the goddess is quite powerful, and I have always looked down on the goddess before!"

"How does this sound change?"

"Isn't that you?"

"Wei Yingluo is awesome!"

"The goddess performed well!"

"I like the goddess even more. ”

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Shen Mei has also received more attention, this is the benefit of appearing on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, it can make your reputation radiate wider and more people accept it, which is really amazing.

Some female idols who participated in the Spring Festival Gala looked at Shen Mei with a little envy and jealousy, envy that she was able to perform on stage with Xu Qian, and envy her for having such good luck.

Not every program of the Spring Festival Gala can be remembered.

"That's not what I meant!"

Xu Qian argued!

Shen Mei shook her hair and was impassioned: "If you can do it, you can do it! If you can't do it, you can leave! Give me that position, hey, I really told you." ”

Then she said loudly word by word: "In our country, there is no shortage of people who can play table tennis!"

"Good!"

Everyone applauded!

The strength of Chinese table tennis is obvious to all, proud of the whole world, and the most difficult game in the legend is our domestic civil war!

It can be said that this sentence makes many people laugh at the same time, but also makes people feel deeply proud, the results of table tennis give us a sense of national pride, which can not be erased and replaced by anything else!

That's strength!

Because China is the world hegemon in the field of table tennis, it is so awesome if it is not convinced.