Text Chapter 321 Prank
As soon as nine o'clock arrives, live broadcast on time.
First of all, it was the host who made an opening remark, and then asked Huo Tianlei and Ma Xiaoyun to introduce themselves.
Both of them have typed the draft many times, and when they made the opening remarks, they were almost silent, and they received bursts of applause after they finished.
Next, the host invited Huo Tianlei and Ma Xiaoyun to perform a program, and the audience agreed that it was most appropriate to sing the song "Accompanying the Rivers and Lakes", and the two did not refuse, and sang seriously, among which the male original singer was Huo Tianlei, and Ma Xiaoyun sang not much worse, so a kind of Jianghu complex still entered the hearts of the audience because of this song.
After that, the host asked the two to talk about their life experiences.
Ma Xiaoyun said first, she said that she had a martial arts complex when she was very young, and after sleeping at night, her mother didn't let her turn on the lights, so she used a flashlight to shine in her back socket to watch, because it was very exciting, she saw the dawn until she saw it, and hurriedly got up and went to school.
Sometimes, before it was time to go to school, I would lie in bed and close my eyes for a nap, and when I opened my eyes, I was already about half an hour late.
When Huo Tianlei said, he started from his own participation in the Qingcheng faction, he played elementary school medicine and learned martial arts, always thinking of being a martial arts high-roller one day, not afraid of evil, not bullying when he sees weakness, serving the world with medical skills, martial arts, and talents.
When the audience heard this, they all said that they wanted Huo Tianlei to perform a martial arts.
Huo Tianlei couldn't refuse, so he played a set of palm techniques, and his palm skills were elegant and chic, attracting bursts of applause.
After that, there was also a hilarious episode.
Suddenly, someone in the field said "ouch", and someone fell to the ground, and it turned out to be a young man.
"Someone fainted!" shouted a girl in a blindfold.
Everyone looked at the young man on the ground, and then looked at Huo Tianlei, hoping that he, the miracle doctor, would help.
Huo Tianlei walked over, looked at the young man's face, and touched his pulse.
"There is no black air on the face, the heart rhythm is normal, and this disease has a name. Huo Tianlei said with a smile.
"What disease?" the moderator asked.
"Foolishness. Huo Tianlei pointed down and lightly hit the young man's laughing waist point, and the young man immediately giggled, but Huo Tianlei's point was not heavy, and he only laughed for a few seconds.
Huo Tianlei's accuracy in seeing a doctor is also reflected because of this prank.
There were three girls and two boys who asked him to see a doctor, but Huo Tianlei guessed it correctly and prescribed them medicine.
Next, let's talk about some episodes of the two of them making this movie, there are a lot of details, Huo Tianlei and Ma Xiaoyun talked about some details of the sunny side.
The last link was to talk about the future thoughts of the two of them, and as a result, Ma Xiaoyun talked about the future of continuing to shoot TV performances, but Huo Tianlei had the idea of entering the music world.
"Huo Tianlei, I heard that you have been in the entertainment industry for some time and are going to fade out?"
Huo Tianlei was stunned for a moment, immediately came back to his senses, smiled, and said, "My purpose is to earn a sum of money for medical expenses, and then retire." ”
There was a sudden voice of regret in the venue, sighing again and again.
When asked why, Huo Tianlei thought that if it was to undergo plastic surgery for his two beautiful subordinates, their privacy would be exposed, so he avoided answering.
Unexpectedly, the host said this on his behalf.
"Huo Tianlei, I heard that after you save money, you will have plastic surgery for your two girlfriends, but is there such a thing?"
Huo Tianlei felt that the host's vision was a little strange, but this was a live broadcast, so it was inconvenient to be angry, so he had to nod his head and say, "There is such a thing." ”
There was a boo from the audience, and some said, "Pedal two boats." Some said, "Half-hearted." ”
This is a live broadcast, Huo Tianlei was also stunned, if this matter spreads, it will have a great impact on his popularity.
He also realized that this host was bribed, and he must dig up his old bottom.
It's just that a male fan of Huo Tianlei in the audience stood up and said with a smile: "Don't listen to people's nonsense, I have also heard that those two beauties are not Huo Tianlei's girlfriends at all, but just two of his subordinates, which can only prove that he is very righteous." ”
"If that's the case, then it's too noble. A female fan said.
"Yes, we must not be misled by some people, can't we tell the difference between good and bad people?" said another female fan.
There are more and more people who speak for Huo Tianlei.
The host later said a lot of bad things, but they were all refuted by the fans one by one.
When he saw that there was no play, he looked angry, but he was helpless, a hero and three gangs, who would help him?
In the end, this extremely dangerous show was successfully completed, and the host left with an angry face.
Xu Qingqing's company can share the advertising revenue of this program, and when the program is done, Xu Qingqing immediately called to congratulate and condole.
Huo Tianlei and Ma Xiaoyun walked out of the TV station building, but they were worried about Sun Xiaoman, so they hurriedly called Ouyang Feng, but the call you dialed had already been transferred to the call reminder business.
After a long time, he fought twice, and it was the same, Huo Tianlei felt that there was something wrong with Ouyang Feng.
When he couldn't guess the north, Huo Tianlei decided to go back to Sun Xiaoman's house first to see the situation.
As soon as I entered the door, I saw that my grandmother was watching TV as if she was fine, and I didn't know that Sun Xiaoman had been kidnapped.
Huo Tianlei didn't want her to worry, so he made up a reason and went out again.
But when he was by the door, he saw a note, took it down and looked at it, and it read: If you want to save Sun Xiaoman, please come to the "Beauty Restaurant".
Huo Tianlei decided to go, but he was afraid that Ma Xiaoyun would be involved, so he sent her to the apartment first, and followed the navigation to the restaurant by himself.
As soon as he entered the restaurant, a big man bowed and led him to a large private room on the first floor, where an old man with a long beard sat upright, he was thin, of medium height, and had an obvious feature of purple and black face.
Knowing that it was a senior, Huo Tianlei arched his hand and said, "I don't know what the predecessor is called?"
"Ouyang Yu and Ouyang Feng's master. The other party said slowly.
Nima, it is actually this big villain who has come out of the mountain, it is inevitable that there will be disputes in the rivers and lakes, thinking of Sun Xiaoman's uncertain life and death, I was worried for a while, but the other party's head is here, so I can only make a false mistake and put out some news.
This black-faced old man is the Venerable of Tianmen, and next, Huo Tianlei not only saw that one of his faces was black, but even his palms were black.
This is a clear sign that the poisonous sand palm has been practiced to a certain extent.
In addition to Huo Tianlei's anxiety, there was also some panic, of course this Tianmen Venerable could see it, and his heart was happy.
At this time, the waiter began to serve the food, this is a pot of beef, the steam is rising, the Venerable of Tianmen is the first to move his index finger, a pair of eyes staring at the pot, salivating.
The cooking skills are not bad, but Huo Tianlei has no appetite, and he is obviously worried about Sun Xiaoman.
And Huo Tianlei is also a little strange, it is already half past nine in the evening now, why did the Venerable of Tianmen have dinner?
Not long after, the waiter brought a basin of stewed chicken and pig's feet in clear water, the chicken was whole, only the internal organs were removed, and the method was quite novel.
Bring up some side dishes, and this will become the dinner of the Venerable of the Heavenly Gate.
Venerable Tianmen was a drinker, so he asked the waiter to bring two bottles of Moutai, opened one bottle first, poured two glasses, and gave one cup to Huo Tianlei.
After three cups, Huo Tianlei began to test Sun Xiaoman's whereabouts: "Venerable, I have a friend named Sun Xiaoman, can you hear from her?"
"Sun Xiaoman?" said the Heavenly Gate Venerable with an indifferent expression, "All living beings, how do I know a girl who has nothing to do with her. ”
"What if the Venerable doesn't know his name when he sees him?" Huo Tianlei stared at the face of the Venerable of the Heavenly Gate.
After a few big chews, he swallowed a piece of pig's foot into his stomach and said, "That's inevitable, but I really don't have the slightest news about this girl." ”
"Venerable, think about it, did you meet any special girls this morning?" Huo Tianlei said, "For example, if you have an ankle injury?"
"Well, I'm not very clear. "The Venerable of the Heavenly Gate became distraught.
Huo Tianlei saw his somewhat disguised eyes and noticed a hint of abnormality.
But I was happy in my heart, and I thought that it would be good if I only knew some eyebrows, so I chatted with each other while drinking.
Who knows, the Venerable of Tianmen is very verbose, and when he talks about the sky, he talks very far.
Fortunately, he still revealed some news from time to time, so he was able to drink with him for about an hour.
When the rooster crowed for the first time, the waiter was called and picked up the tabletop.
took a sip of the tea handed over by the waiter, and then got down to business: "Huo Tianlei, as the saying goes, birds and birds choose good trees to perch on, you should also judge the situation and change the court, right?"
Looking at the very confident appearance of the Heavenly Gate Venerable, Huo Tianlei frowned slightly.
"Hey?" Seeing Huo Tianlei's attitude, the Venerable of Tianmen was displeased, and said, "I think back then, your master Jingxu Daoist and I were still brothers in life and death, and you, as a junior, did not listen to the words of the elders, which was a great unfilial piety. ”
As he said this, he clicked the middle finger of his left hand on the table several times, leaving two finger holes one centimeter deep with each click.
Huo Tianlei was also shocked when he saw his shocking internal skills, if he made a slight move, he would take the opportunity to make a move, and it was estimated that he would be in danger, and he was secretly glad that he was not impatient just now.
"Can I think twice about this matter and explain it to you in a few days?" Huo Tianlei said.
"No, I can only wait for you tonight, if you don't listen to me, I won't let you out tonight!"
Huo Tianlei couldn't help but be in a hurry, thinking that he could only delay it first, and said, "Then let me think about it tonight." He stood up and sat down on a chaise longue.
He is now taking the method of consumption, and sure enough, the Venerable of Tianmen couldn't sit still, stood up, walked here, walked there.
A quarter of an hour, half an hour, an hour, until an hour and a half, the Venerable of the Heavenly Gate looked at him and asked, "Have you thought about it?"
"I haven't thought about it yet, and I'm still struggling with some small problems. Huo Tianlei touched his forehead with his hand, as if he was a little distressed.
"I also understand this, if you want to abandon the darkness and turn to the light, it is so easy to change, but you had better not hesitate for some small entanglements, hesitation is not a good fruit to eat. The Heavenly Gate Venerable still had a threatening tone.
"Okay, okay, let me think about it again. After Huo Tianlei finished speaking, he seemed to fall into deep thought again.