Chapter 128: Green Onion Body
"The Song of Green Onions" has become a complete hit and has become a generation of divine comedy, and almost everyone can sing two sentences.
This song also directly topped the hot search.
[Xu Qian, I'm not panicking at all, I can still write a song]
[This is what sets Xu Qian apart from others, this is the real talent. 】
[What is a literati, this is it!]
[This is the real musician, writing songs and scolding people. 】
[If others had Xu Qian's ability, they would have been popular a long time ago, this is the real awesome. 】
[Xu Qian, this is a real powerful faction. 】
[The black drafts in the entertainment industry that fight openly and secretly are really annoying, and they stir up the circle with a foul smell! ]
[Black to powder, I am really convinced by Xu Qian. 】
[Xu Qian is really capable of what people can't. 】
[It's amazing, Xu Qian, this person is a pervert among metamorphoses, a fighter among metamorphoses. 】
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Xu Qian has attracted countless fans because of the song of green onions, young people like this kind of maverick and personality person, young people don't want to look like a good old man, and occasionally showing their own characteristics is also very charming.
Xu Qian is like this, he usually looks soft and weak, cowardly, but he can stand up at critical moments, this is the legendary ability to attack and accept, cute and sweet, who doesn't like such a person?
Wang Da Shallot's scarf was blasted again.
"We beat the dogs together, and we have to eat green onions. ”
"We beat the dogs together, and we have to eat green onions. ”
"We beat the dogs together, and we have to eat green onions. ”
"We beat the dogs together, and we have to eat green onions. ”
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Uniform, people feel inexplicably imposing, Wang Da Green only feels that he is about to be stunned, these netizens are simply too hateful, don't you know that he is the son of the richest man, don't you know that he is a superior person?
In fact, in Wang Da Shallot's eyes, ordinary netizens are pariahs.
is like Ms. Tian in another world, who relied on Wang Shi to make a fortune, but in the end she talked about the interests of the nobility, which was left over from the British hundreds of years ago, thinking that if she had seen Harry Potter, she was a nobleman?
Isn't the so-called aristocratic interest the order of respect and inferiority, but the people of the island country have this set, and the younger people dare not speak when they see the older ones, and they pay attention to respect and humility in everything.
The state allows some people to get rich first because you bring the people behind you to get rich together, not to let you be the master and become a master.
Tens of millions of our ancestors threw their heads and shed their blood to put an end to the old society, and some people wanted to go back.
Japanese and Korean people are like servants when dealing with people with higher social classes than themselves.
In our country, we don't need this, in general, we can hold our heads high in the face of other people, and some people's so-called "quality" and "etiquette" are essentially a kind of elder and young dignity, or to put it more naked, a kind of "class order".
With this thing, we are trembling in the face of other people, wagging our tails and begging for mercy.
Wang Da Green Onion was about to be angry to death, in his eyes he was a very noble person, and these people dared to offend him, they really ate the bear's heart and leopard's gall.
"Hack him for me!"
"Mess with Xu Qian at all costs. ”
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Wang Da Green Leaf really hated Xu Gan to death, if it weren't for Xu Gan, how could he have ended up in this field today? How could he be ridiculed by so many people.
At the same time, a "green onion body" appeared on the Internet.
What is a "green onion body"? That is, it is used to say that another person is stupid, or when making jokes.
For example, Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong chat.
Xiao Ming: "You play like a green onion." ”
Xiaohong: "You play like a green onion." ”
The word "green onion" here means dish.
For example, Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong chatted again.
Xiao Ming: "Are you a green onion?"
Xiaohong: "You're the green onion!"
"Green onions" here means silly.
is also like Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong arguing.
Xiao Ming: "Are you a tease invited by green onions?"
Xiaohong: "You are the tease invited by the green onion." ”
For example:
"Do you think you give me a few green onions and I'll do things for you?"
"Then I'll add a few more green onions. ”
"Green onion" here means money.
When my girlfriend celebrates her birthday, she will complain to her boyfriend like this: "I want green onions." ”
Green onions here mean money or gifts.
If your boyfriend isn't prepared: "Are you a green onion?"
The green onion here means contempt.
If the gift prepared by your boyfriend is not to your liking.
The girlfriend will reply, "Why are you so big?"
In the end, many boyfriends complained: "What the hell do you mean?"
Girlfriend: "You don't understand me. ”
Boyfriend: "How do you understand if you don't tell me?"
Girlfriend: "What's the point of me saying it?"
Boyfriend: "So what the hell do you mean?"
Girlfriend: "What do I mean by saying it, so what does it mean?"
Boyfriend: "So what do you mean?"
Girlfriend: "You don't even know what I mean, do you?"
Boyfriend: "Oh my gosh ???????!"
Girlfriend: "You're starting to bother me, aren't you?" ”
Boyfriend: "......"
In the end, many boys collapsed, and this green onion body increased the cost of communicating with their girlfriends, because the meaning of this so-called green onion was too much, and they couldn't guess it at all.
The green onion body is widely spread, in schools, forums, stickers, and necks, and you can see the "green onion body" everywhere, and its applicability is too wide.
As introduced in the Encyclopedia of Degrees:
"Green onion, the magic substance, it is a herbaceous plant, the shape of the ground part of the green onion plant is very similar to an onion. The leaves are cylindrical and hollow, and the stem of its leaf sheath contains a pseudostem, which if the soil is softened, it will produce a stick-like "green onion white". Green onion white is the main edible part. ”
"But it's actually a magical thing, because everything can be green onions, and it takes over the creation of heaven and earth. ”
The green onion body is completely on fire, everything can be green onions, this is really a universal word, can express any meaning.
"Deceive too much, deceive too much, deceive too much!"
It's really a wave of unsettled, wave after wave, Xu Qiangang scolded him with "The Song of Green Onions", and then the green onion body appeared, and now Wang Da Green Onion has become a complete joke.
Or rather, he himself has become a meme.
He really feels numb on his scalp when he sees the word green onion now, which has become his reverse scale, which is really hateful, hateful.
As the son of the richest man, he wants the wind and the rain, and he has never suffered setbacks in his life, but since he fought against Xu Gan, he has fallen into a quagmire and cannot extricate himself.
Today, he has become a humanoid terrier, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, the only one.
Aggrieved, it's too aggrieved, and this kind of aggrieved can't be vented at all, it's really tolerable and unbearable.
His nanny, Aunt Wang, said to him, "The rice is ready." ”
"Oh!"
Wang Da Shallot's expression was faint.
Aunt Wang walked a few steps and turned around and said, "By the way, I didn't enlarge the green onion at your request." ”
Wang Da Shallot's face suddenly became gloomy, which startled Aunt Wang: "Did I say the wrong thing?"
"Green onion !!!!"
These two words are like magic sounds, you can hear these two words anywhere, Wang Da Green now really feels that he has been depressed to the limit.